335xi Vs RS4

B6/7 S4/RS4
#10

hmmm, 12.75 is real junk for having 2 liters less and the weight/drivetrain loss of 4wd. maybe YOU are the moron. no sorry, you ARE the moron.

6.2 liter v8, rwd, fast shifting auto, lighter and 2 years newer and running 12.2? thats junk just like your b5 faggot. are you going to respond to that by challenging me to a race because you have no argument. thats cool you fucking loser. get the fuck out of here go back to your dead end job and spend your life savings on your 12 year old car. you probably jerk off with a condom on to high school memories.

and what are you going to call my car slow? ill save you the breath. take your POS and boost it at 6 psi on pump and lets all see what you run. we have all good respectful b5 owners on here until your stuck in the past ass decided to show looking for attention

#11

you probably jerk off with a condom on to high school memories.

LMFAOOOOO!!!

#12

I don’t know where he comes up with them lol

once he told some kid “you probably fuck with your legs closed”

anyway 8urv8 doesn’t eat much. Ask him what he dynod compared to hunters k04 car or that rs4 with the tiny apr blower. He doesn’t seem to want to say.

#13

They dyno’d the same day? I doubt he will share without a plethora of excuses so could you share with the boys and girls?

#14

His car doesn’t even run right now, and SackOfStockMojo I was blown away with your RS4 it was a bad ass car, andontop of that you can drive and whipped on that c63. And when you put a blower on that your going to haul ass I would say 10’s aren’t out of the question and from stoplight to stoplight or low roll you will be hard to beat! 8urv8 can get a little excited and runs his mouth like a 2stroke dirtbike on the pipe. They are all cool cars I psonally think it is much cooler to speak positive and have a good time rather than try to piss everyone off.

#15

What self respecting audi owner makes a comment like this? 100 hp per liter on an NA engine is exceptional.
Tell that to an RS4 owners face…in front of a crowd. That way everyone can point and laugh at you, even your fellow b5s4 owners.

It doesn’t matter how fast you make your car because you sir are a douchebag.

#16

Everyone say hello to Adam Mr Mental SpoolingGT.

#17

a.k.a. not-spooling/not-running

He’s a prototype B5 owner.

Trolls the V8 forums
Talks lots of shit even to other B5 guys (whose cars are faster/stronger)
Bulldog mouth, puppydog ass
Car doesn’t run

If there were a ‘why do B5 owners have a bad rap’ discussion, we could post him up as the poster child.

The guys like jibberjive and jfonzjude and s6atron and nyc are more of what I think the B5 guys need to be…excited about cars and performance and having fun. The perrennially trolling kids with cars that are on jackstands need to go.

#18

Awe Tweets did not get mentioned … Can we slide him in the cool catagory???

#19

fuck no. So far he has been a good sized mouthpiece, has flashed a dyno, trash-talked the V8 cars, then disappeared. He may go on the poster in a thug pose with 8urv8 lol.

Just kidding of course. I don’t think anyone will last on this site if they don’t ‘get it’.

Speaking of, what happened to your brother and his car? He was lining up races in the tri-state etc…but is his car even running? Is it getting delivered soon?

#20

oh man have to support my little bro you know
oh well let him dig his ass out!

#21

Good point Saki. Its a few big ego dbags that give the B5S4 guys a bad rap on national forums. No one acts like this my local mnaudi.com forums because in RL there are consequences to shooting your mouth off and it doesn’t involve a 1/4 mile or 60-130 run.

Hell, the people I hang out with the most when we have local events are 2 B5S4s, a B8 A3, a S5 and a B8 S4 owner. We all get along great. Everyone understands the respective owner bought that model Audi because it fit their individual needs best.

#22

yeah, it’s always the case. Forums are just weird. I’m pretty confrontational and argumentative on forums, but much more agreeable in real life. It’s the written word…far more harsh. Of course I’m not out to trash someone’s car on the forums, but you know what I mean.

#23

Exactly! My local forum is the exact same way, I don’t think there’s ever been a single argument in the 2+ years I’ve been a member, we meet up all the time with a full smorgasboard of audis and there is no trash talking or bad mouthing. Heck we even meet up with the VW guys sometimes and sometimes… god forbid… the bmw guys :stuck_out_tongue:

On a side note this thread is awesome, where do you come up with those insults 91gl?!?! ;D

#24

True enthusiasm = the disappointment shown last week when the M3, S5 and C63 were NOT running as fast as they should have been. I.e. loving all cars going fast

#25

No doubt man. We have guys on our Audi forum that sold their Audi’s and bought BMWs but refuse to switch forums because they like the people so much. They even have their own little Non-Audi Discussion section. Who would’ve thought? Haha

#26

Lucky, all the local forums I’ve ever come across have been full of idiots, rice burners, d bags, street racers, etc.

every other post is literally “lawl my JDM > you”

#27

Lol let me clarify. My local AUDI forum… The local forum for cars in general is JDM>rest of the world. Although they do hold huge meets and get some sick cars out.

#28

In my little Audi clique we politely call them the “underachievers” … haha

#29

but its fun to argue!