Ok so i was thinking about creeds (in the military we have certain creeds that you memorize and “live” by)
I tried to come up with a decent one. It would basically take up the entire back of the shirt. LMK if you like or think its stupid lol.
Audi Revolution creed (or AR creed if you want to shorten it)
Eat, sleep, race or wrench, race, repreat
Doesn’t matter how you look at it, we are gearheads
This isn’t some bullshit site where you hide behind your keyboard
They say winning isnt everything, they’re right because winning is the only thing
We stand behind our slips because in the end, slips talk and bullshit walks
This isn’t your typical place that must politcally correct
This is the home of truths, where all the lies come to die
Where all the bullshit stops when that light drops
So just remember when someone begins to brag about dyno numbers
try not to laugh when you ask them what their dyno sheet traps
Because in the end, the proof is in the slip