Might as well introduce myself

what is that guy in the wheelchair doing?

putting air in his tires?

Nah, that dude was mad chill. He was running his Golf R no joke.

the guy in the wheelchair was driving a golf r?

Yeah. I believe it was stage 2. I don’t remember what he ran but it was in the 12’s.

what did you run with your stage 2 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++?

With my stage 2++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I ran low 12’s and blew the tbb at the end of 3rd gear. Yolo Swag.

Really?!?!?!? Low 12’s, like 12.1 or 12.2 ? I am pretty certain you didn’t beat Dan’s “Bertwerks” K03 record, which is 12.2x . You must be one hell of a driver with one hell of a tune

Whoops should have took out the low. around 12.5 12.6. Mids I should have said

Cool, just keeping you honest, there is a big difference between 12.6 and 12.2

Do you have any videos of your car at the track or any photos of the time slips? I would love to take a gander.

I’ll try to look for the slips and I put them in a box prior I moved. And yeah no doubt, there’s a difference between 12.2 and 12.6. I also had a box of tools in the back just in case. lol. Once I find it, i’ll look for it.

oops…you reached too high on that one. You’ve put yourself out there as the fastest ever K03 B5 S4 on earth.

Going to be tough to come back after hanging this one out there. Give it a shot. Some people have tried…give El Romano a buzz, maybe he can help you with a comeback strategy. His hasn’t exactly worked, but he’s still trying so there’s that.

ahh…there we go. Yes, taking out the ‘low’ is in theory a much more plausible lie. Although you’d still be one of the fastest ever K03 cars. So you’re kind of still in the shit.

Sure you don’t want to say mid-13s and the tune wasn’t right/clutch was slipping? Nobody would blink if you said that. We can get a moderator to delete these posts if you want (since you’re a noob and can’t edit yet).

See that’s the way. Give yourself an exit. That’s a lie that nobody can disprove really. Maybe you really did move and lose them all. Maybe it’s just an unfortunate situation. But, those of us who have been around the block a couple of times know that ‘I moved and lost my XXX’ is a pretty common one. In your case, you could literally just slip out the door on that note and nobody would ever remember.

Damn. If I can’t get accepted by anyone on this forum I don’t know what I can do.

I liked the “my drunk friend typed this post” excuse better. that was worth 11s, not just low 12s

My dog ate all my timeslips, but just for extra Cred I had a Snap-on chest of tools in the back otherwise I probably would have shaved a second or two off my time. YOLO

IP check…

you don’t think BeeBs is legit?

I didn’t think the YOLO types needed tools

I’m a robot