Sorry about your dad man. My dad died in 2011 after suddenly getting sick from cancer… it sucks.
Not a day goes by when I don’t remember all the awesome times him and I would work on cars together, he’s the reason I know what I do and love cars.
One of the last things we did together was actually going to a VW/Audi track day at Santapod in England… It’s a damn shame he didn’t get to see all the stuff I’m doing with my Audi… I think he would be very proud 
What RPM did you hit 204mph at, and what was the ideal top speed goal with the gearing you chose?
Can you share some info about your car? I would like that very much. I also would like it if you could produce a time slip of you $21,000 build before every b5 owner in the world replace their cars with the b8 s4’s. Thanks bro.
Give it a rest Fastest Audi Wagon, you never produced a slip so why should he. Quit being the pot. What difference does it make how much he spent on his build, there are plenty of TIAL 605 and that easily spent 21,000, In fact that isn’t really that much. Your obsession with how much others invest into their passion is somewhat disturbing.
If you haven’t noticed he rarely replies to your posts, you are puffing your chest and strutting for no reason, Jibberjive isn’t the enemy, just another enthusiast with a different perspective on B5 S4 builds.
My car has been to the Track on 3 different occasions since it was built jackass. I tried to be nice to you but now I’m tired of your always defending the assholes, like Adam Chestnuts and jibberJACKass. He doesn’t have to answer, you didn’t have to reply, but you chose to because you could. He won’t reply, because he can’t. His life is based of off proving his self and showing how smart he is. He will never respond until his car is fully done and that will never happen.
I think you should mind your own business and address me as Fastestaudiwagon for now on and stop with the fastest Audi wagon joke. MR FLOWER POT definitely spent more than $21,000 on his flop, you on the other hand are probably well over $30 on your lemon. Did I say lemon? Yes I did, did I tell Lie?
I am not the enemy either. What joke do you mean. You asked that O not call you FAW, I didn’t. I honestly cant win with you.
It’s hard to win if your car is not running. Didn’t you mention something about my car never making it to the track. I just told you that it has been there 3 times. You should apologize for that falsehood as jibberJackass would have put it. Dude, if you are going to play the game, please be ready to play. I never said you were the enemy. You don’t know me and Jibs history. Please let him fight his own battles. I even gave him a +1 because I don’t want them to ban him. I want them to let him stay so that I can shit on him, while he is trying to shit on this site.
Fastestaudiwagon, I think you need a reminder that when you started out on this site you had very a negative karma rating. You earned your way out of that deficit with the encouragement, not belittling of some of the members.
My suggestion was only that you seem to spend an awful lot of time trying to provoke a fight from Jibberjive, he has clearly moved on.
I understand that you may have brought your car to the track, but I was pointing out that I have never seen a time slip from you, which is exactly what you were asking Jibberjive for
I’m sure he has seen a time slip from me. If you want to see it pm me your email and I will send it to you. I’m not trying to provoke a fight and he hasn’t moved on. He isn’t able to to move on because his car is trash. He is playing it smart. He knows that if his car isn’t running properly, people will ask him why. If that happens he will have to explain. He is not a mechanic and he is not a tuner. He is just a fake enthusiast who asks questions all day and acts like he is helping others, when he is actually serching for answers…
I guess we have a different opinion of what it means to be an enthusiast. Carry on hating then
Lol, do you need a hug FAW?
Your fixation with me is borderline obsession. But go ahead, show me again how ‘done you are’ with me by making a couple of more threads, and maybe a video or two.
Note the date of the quoted post, and note the date of the start of this thread. You couldn’t stay ‘done with me’ for even 12 hrs 
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I’m done with you again until you stop making excuses for your failure of a build.
I’m not Saki, you mean nothing to me. You are just a prime example of a project that went sour. Any man who calls a man out, then cowardly acts as if he was willing and able to run his car, is considered to me, a joke. That you are, until you can prove to me otherwise. Put your car on the track and become a man.
Again, let’s see how long this lasts lol. If I were a betting man, I’d say you won’t be able to go a full week without making another obsessive thread or video.
Become a man and meet me half way inbetween us and ill race your dump
Why would I run your 20psi can? What’s in it for me?
You should go get Mr flower pot and go to the track. I would love to see video of you two idiots sitting in the bleachers making excuses for yourselves, while watching racers race.
I already made a video, but decided not to post it in this thread because my cameras battery died as soon as I pressed record.
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That makes a lot of sense. I, too, often choose to not post videos that I didn’t make because of a dead battery.
^^^we know you do. We’ve not seen them.
I believe he’s making fun of you for not making a video. Other than the one you made vs a B7 S4 when you were 14 years old.
This has been my biggest issue with the sloweraudiwagon (SAW) as he clearly is hung up on the cost of others builds, not very enthusiestesque in my opinion. Shit… wheels, seats and turbos alone put me @ an estimated 13k which is more than the damn purchase price of the car. I don’t get it but he seems to be back on that soap box.
I think there’s some perceived honour in DIYing a build. There’s even more if you feel like you got a deal vs. the big dollar builds.
However when that DIY or low dollar build runs 14s, the owner shouldn’t say anything…or if they do, they should understand that nobody takes them seriously.
If someone buys a $5,000 B5 S4 and puts $25,000 into it, I agree that it’s about as fiscally responsible as a cocaine habit, however it doesn’t make their car any less ‘good’.