AMD B5S4 to B7RS4 conversions..

B6/7 S4/RS4
#1

Are all of the RS4 owners out there excited that the B5S4 groupies are going to dump their fails for B7 RS4s now that AMD can take cars to the strip?

It’s funny to see guys that were calling all of the 4.2s shit a while ago flip flop because of a few DRAGSTRIP passes, you know…that thing that isn’t a good measure of performance and that Audis aren’t made for.

So when are these guys going to question their POS EPL tunes? Why did UM get brought in to tune the RS4s? If I was them I’d be asking Jason what the fuck is up with that…why has he been dragging them along on EPL tunes for so long and avoiding the strip at all costs??

Let’s hear what you guys think…

#2

Great questions Euroswagr. I have a plan…

  1. I think we should start a thread about why there has been a huge performance disconnect between the dyno sheets and single gear pulls of big power AMD / EPL cars and their actual performance through the gears.
    We should call it: Where are all the fast EPL 1/4 mile times? (NO FATS, NO 60-130, NO DYNOS). We should get in a time machine and go back 15 months to start it. DONE!

http://audirevolution.net/forum/index.php?topic=485.0

  1. We should also start a thread on Audizine to shine a spotlight on the fact that all of these Tial cars tuned by EPL seem to be flopping where it counts at the strip, in response to the lulz filled EPL Tial official results thread that shows nothing but dynos.
    We should call our thread : Official TiAL 1/4 mile results thread (no dynos, no FATS, no 60-130…no tricks) . We should also use our time machine for this one to go back 2 years, and I should use an audizine alias (just browsing) so that EPL doesn’t realise what I’m doing and have the thread closed down. DONE!

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/436068-Official-TiAL-1-4-mile-results-thread-(no-dynos-no-FATS-no-60-130-no-tricks)

  1. We should then expect a deluge of AMD/EPL fanboys to call us haters, while they blow up their cars in the pursuit of dyno excellence.

  2. We should also expect them to denounce the quartermile once it becomes painfully clear that all of the AMD/EPL cars suck at the dragstrip.

  3. We should then tell AMD that using great hardware and building the cars well means fuck all if the tuning sucks.

  4. We should then make this point even clearer when they yet again hit the strip and flop.

  5. We should then expect to hear them clam the fuck up on this subject, and the fact we’ve been telling them about this for the past 2 years once they dump EPL and run great times.

  6. We should also expect their fanboys and the casual observers like Flying Moron etc. who just called us haters when in fact we were dead fucking right all along, to completely ignore the history of people on this site drawing attention to the EPL failures hurting AMD car performance.

#3

Lol…good stuff

It’s a shame that they pass AR off as a group of haters when most of us are just honest…sometimes brutally honest. The EPL b5 guys are shit out of luck right now with no foot to stand on…it’s so funny to me.

You can’t tell anyone anything and some people are just gullible as fuck. Perfect example is kryptonik giving into the hype…I hope he holds out to see the options.