B8 S4 Launching

Saki is such a keyboard racer! I mean he’s on his second manual Audi and still on the stock shifter mod. Basically never gone to the track since cars automatically blow up when you go to the track.

C’mon man, your list just doesn’t add up. What I’ve heard so far is:
A) “this is how you launch, not like that!”
B) “I can’t launch anymore my clutch is goin out”
C) “I won’t go to the track bc of my clutch/power/trans. Well maybe I’ll go if some BMW guys go. But not with awd Audi guys”
D) “I’m already planning on going to an aftermarket clutch, but I don’t want to wear out my already tired clutch anymore than it already is”
E) “people with stock clutch’s at the track are just asking for trouble”

You’re just starting to contradict yourself. If you mod your car well beyond the stock clutch’s limit, then it doesn’t matter how you drive it, it’s toast. If it’s toast, then have a good time, don’t drive like a granny and worry about it going out. Learn to launch (good), learn to powershift, drive the shit out of it! Parts break, that’s part of modding. Otherwise go buy a Prius or something you can afford to mod/fix when you enjoy it. Or just don’t mod at all. I think you’d just be happier framing a dyno made in MS-Paint, that way you’d never have to loose a race.

I’m personally a big fan of the 335 potential, but the list of excuses is pretty sad. Going to the stop is a blast, and you don’t have to launch or go full out to have a good time there. Saying you “don’t care about comparing your car to other cars” is the biggest crock of shit ever, considering you’ve already gone to the dyno, commented on launching videos, spent all day posting over here, and cite doing pulls with buddies. That is comparing your car to other cars, which is half the fun of modding.

Lmao!!!

Glad I had a beer to read all that… Anyone notice the crap video editing in the first few seconds where it jumps a frame or two?

I’ll throw in a Blackhawks tickets for who ever wins that race but you have to drive to Chicago and you have to pick me up from my house…and pay for beer, I’ll buy the hotdogs.

this is a good lulz thread. Typical bimmer douche bag, talks how big his cock but in the end he is just another floppy cock that failed to perform

Derp. That didn’t amount to anything at all…

I like how he doesn’t have time for all this when he ran out and made 3 launch videos for us in hours. He also has numerous videos of his car…

Typical excuse, “I’ll go to the strip when I am ready, not to please you guys!” After he talked shit…well now he is eating shit.

For someone who begged to get on here and run his mouth or “defend” himself he sure did leave fast with his tail between his legs.

…and he called Saki a keyboard warrior, lol the stock RS4 record holder with hundreds of launches and drag strip runs

So long pUsSYsmith95

Lol you guys are a joke. Typical audi owners. I’m sorry I forgot all of you drive god’s chariot, my bad. Again if you read what I said it is I don’t have time for this DISCUSSION nor do I have the energy to continue. Again if the race happens, great it happens I am not going to say no if he comes to me. Am I going to go out of my way to make it happen or ASAP in order to please you guys, again nope. I am going to do as I please and what happens happens.

In regards to what i’ve said about the clutch it may seem as though i’m contradicting myself but everything i’ve said is true. Again I never told anyone how to launch. I merely made a suggestion to a friend (cfritos) after he sent me a video. Auditude took it offensively and then in response to cfritos telling me to try and launch with my method I made a video. It was then shared on here which is what got you involved. I made the second video just cause I wanted to try it again with the 2 step a bit higher. Again this is pretty much my second time launching… I have nothing to prove to any of you so continue to say what you want. I’m going to do whatever I want and mod my car however I want. I think i’ve done a pretty good job of modding it thus far. The clutch slipping is not an excuse take a look at the video. Sorry i’m young and don’t have the funds right now to swap out the clutch so i’m trying to hold onto the stock one until I can save up for an aftermarket one.

In regards to the person talking about the “shitty video editing” and the cut in the video LOL read what I wrote. I wrote that my friend filming accidentally hit the stop record button then quickly pressed start again so I had to just put them next to each other. God you guys really are pretty pathetic. You all think you drive the world’s greatest cars and i’m not alone in thinking that. The B8 is not god’s chariot i’m sorry.

In conclusion I am going to log off and this will be my last post (hopefully since i’ve said this before). I hope you guys enjoy yourself on here and have fun continuing to talk about whatever you want, I am done. It’s been real fun :wink:

Jibberjivin’

…and God has a chariot…unfortunately for you it’s an Audi R8…lol

LOL at this thread and these newbs…

Pdidy, You really have no clue how to launch a AWD car do you? Seeing as it sounds like you have never been to the strip I think that is a pretty fair assesment… Good thing you have those nice dyno sheets though… The reason this site is a “cult” as you called it is because people like you who don’t last long trying to BS the guys who actually do… Now run along since you don’t have time for us, yet you setup an account and have made numerous posts already… We already have an Audi owner that is just like you, paperbag, so we really don’t need another especially when you don’t even own an Audi…

If you could repeat the whole story a couple more times I think it would help us understand. Right now it’s just so tough since you’ve only give us your rundown of the events a half dozen times.

Well, Euroswagr drives a Ford Ecoboost truck, Maddog drives a 911 turbo, and I drive an RS4. We all think the B8 is excellent, but we don’t think it’s the greatest. Are we still pathetic?

Stop lashing out and just man the fuck up and run the race.

$50 and the signature. Let’s see it.

You started this with the trash talking. You called Auditude out pretty plainly. You told your buddy to tell him as much. So man the fuck up.

335 guys are actual the guys who think they have the best cars…

It’s actually quite comical because I have never ran a 335 that hasn’t gone into limp mode atleast 3 times in 30 min. They always shut their cars off on the highway while racing to reset it and all this BS. N54 Is the biggest hunk of shit motor and JB4 is absolute garbage.

I knew you’d never race me, your all talk and no game just like all your BMW brothers.

Auditude, he said he would race you if you show up… Go drag his dick through the dirt

Put the HFCs back on first…

I’ll send him a PM.

Are you guys old enough to drink alcohol yet? You sound like you need to get a few beers together and then not drive.

Does anyone make a “God’s Chariot” sticker? I want to put it on my window.

-Skid

Honestly I think a lot of the forum BS would die if we all sat at a bar and just hung out/ exchanged stories. We tend to get emotional and the emotionless text makes it harder to sound not douchey.

http://imageshack.us/a/img829/3388/godchariot.jpg

That’s awesome!