If you have a bad battery, and need to replace it, it’s a very easy job. This DIY is almost unncessary, but it’s nice to have just to make it easier and ensure that you have all the tools you’ll need in advance/what to watch out for. I have also included a few tips on PITA moments in the job that you should look out for.
Tools Required:
[]ratchet set including 10mm socket and a 7/32" hex bit
[]8" socket extension
that’s it!
First off, here’s the engine bay. The arrow points to the battery…yes, it’s in an awful location for removal/installation. It’s as far rearward as Audi could put it, but it’s unfortunately almost right in the middle of the engine bay, thus is hard to reach.
*Cliff Claven says ‘Interesting fact…Audi has the battery shifted to the passenger side, and the entire engine is also shifted about 3/4 of an inch towards the passenger side. Why? To offset the driver’s weight and bring more balance to the car.’
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First step is to remove the battery cover (it just slides towards the passenger side). Put it down somewhere out of the way (I’ll show you why later).
Then remove the rubber liner that holds/seals the full cover that is the full width of the engine bay. Just give it a yank…it’s disconcerting the first time, but it’s held in by nothing. Just yank it. Now remove the 4 foot wide plastic cover itself. It too is held in by nothing really, but it slides underneath a lip. Standing at the front of the grill, just pull the whole thing towards you, then out it comes.
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Now, get your 4 rings engine cover off, and move it out of the way. It will only be getting leaned on etc. if its there, so best to move this fragile little piece. It just pops off by pulling it up.
Next, I’d recommend disconnecting the battery. This too is pretty easy…just need a 10mm socket to loosen the two main cable connectors. Some electrical engineer will hopefully chime in here on which to do first, if anything (+ve or -ve). I did +ve first. I didn’t die, and the car still works, so maybe that’s it (or it doesn’t matter).
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Now, you have to get down to the clamp that holds the battery in place. It’s like a little foot down on the bottom that holds down the battery by the lip you can see in the pic. Trying to reach it is another story. It’s a hex bolt (I believe that’s what it’s called) and the one I used was 7/32". I had to use an 8" extension from a 3/8" drive ratchet set to get down there, with an adapter for the 7/32" hex. The adapter was kinda thick, and as you can see it’s a tight fit. Take your time, and have a pen extension magnet on hand in case you lose a piece.
Here’s what the little clamp looks like
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Here are the 10mm socket and 7/32" hex
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Now you need to disconnect the little accordion drain tube that goes in the driver’s side of the battery. Just pop it out and have it out of the way when you install the new one. Don’t forget to reconnect it, or the car will explode. That may or may not be true, but still…don’t forget about it. I almost did when reconnecting…and again when doing this DIY write up.
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When this is done, the battery can come out. That’s when you need either:
a) serious manstrength to pull it straight out
b) an engine hoist
c) Chuck Norris
In all seriousness, it’s not impossible, but lifting the big brick straight up hanging 3 feet away from your core is tough.
Have a look at the battery on a scale to see why.
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Now you have a big hole in your car that needs a new battery. Either replace it with another 59lb OEM battery, or get a nice lightweight replacement. Examples include the Optima RedTop at about 35lbs…the Braille 21lber…the DEKA 21lber or the Big Crank 21lber. All have worked well for other members. There is a fairly large price discrepency in the last 3, despite the fact they’re all made by the same company, then rebranded, so do your research and don’t get ripped off! No matter which one you use, you’ll need to fab up a bracket, or buy an A4/S4 bracket…and I’m not sure one exists. OR you could call PES/b6guy42 and ask for their cardboard shim DIY
Reinstallation is basically the same process in reverse order. You may need to put the battery on the manifold cover then manouvre yourself in position to lower it into the cavity. It weighs a bunch so I’m not sure if this is great advice. That’s why I removed the top engine cover part earlier…and i then put two thick towells on top of the manifold cover to absorb the weight and ensure nothing got roughed up in the process. This made it much easier to transfer from there to the battery cavity. The hood is nicely in the way during all of this as well, so just be patient…plan it out, then do it.
Make sure the little clamp that holds the battery in place is in position before replacing the battery, but tucked out of the way enough for the battery to get in. Otherwise the battery will crush it. I pulled it to the extreme left side of the cavity. There’s some kind of sway bar that makes this extra annoying…just tuck it up behind that. Took me 3 lowerings to get it right because of this little manouevering. Like everything with this engine bay, there is NO ROOM for this. Has to be just right or you’ll be frustrated.
Once the battery is in, clamp it down, connect the drain, connect the positive and negative terminals and tighten it up. Then button everything else up (covers) in reverse order.
Helpful hints
- get a friend to help (or work out for 4 months in advance to be in shape). It’s a lot easier to have someone to pass the battery to when you pull it, and vice versa when you re-insert it.
- be prepared to:
a) reprogram your radio station presets (mine didn’t, but apparently they sometimes reset)
b) reprogram your memory seats (mine didn’t erase)
c) have your radio code handy to unlock it (mine didn’t lock out)
d) reprogram your express up/down windows - you just do them one at a time…run the window all the way up, release the button, then hold it up for 2 seconds. Do this for each one (mine did need to be reset)
e) reprogram your keyfob - however instead of actively reprogramming, you can just drive the car around a few times and they will re-program themselves. (mine needed to be reprog’d…just drove around and it worked itself out)
f) reprogram the date (oh noes!) - get the engine covers off and out of the way. They’re going to get leaned on and maybe snap. I have a bad habit of leaving the engine/battery covers on top of the engine and then shutting the frigging hood on them. I now need a new battery cover as I did this the other day. That’s why I have the Macguyver battery cover holder in full effect
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After all is done, it should look like this again (but without duct tape holding your F&$@#NG battery cover on :D)
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