Awesome work Saki haha. This is epic!
latest lulz from Ben. This shit is fantastic.
[quote=BenSTi]The posts are t by Joe, they are from Sakimono who everyone knows is such a wonderful person. They started a thread on AudiRevolution dedicated to slandering my name. I have messages one moderated over there and requested the thread be deleted since it contains my personal information including addresses, full name, and DOB (which they were too incompetent to read anyways). If I do not hear back, my lawyer will be sending a letter to the forum management. This is unacceptable, I don’t care if they post shit about me, because it is quite funny, but posting personal information is too much.
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So we’re slandering him? According to my dictionary, slander involves false claims that may be injurious to someone or something’s reputation. Last I checked all we did was post his own fucking forums posts about his own moronic behaviour.
He also claims he’s going to be calling his lawyer (because all 19 year olds have their own team of lawyers I guess…who is he Justin Bieber?). Well his lawyers will I’m sure remind him that once he posted those images on flickr, a public image sharing site, he gave up his right to an expectation of privacy.
He reminds me of the kid who would yell ‘I’m going to have my dad SUE YOU!’ when you tackle him hard in pee-wee football.
Besides, aren’t his lawyers busy with his other lawsuits lol.
[quote=BenSTi]I ended up in my RS4 after suing Subaru
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[quote=BenSTi]My friend told me that my best bet may be to counter sue them for harassment.
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Counter sue the police? Since when is a traffic stop considered getting sued by the police? lol
Dude, if his birthdate is really 11/1995 he’s not even 17 yet.
My other fav part was the other guy in the thread with a JHM tune said he had the pinging going on, he let JHM look at logs, they in a sense resolved it, but at no point did he blow his motor… So, to go and actually SLANDER JHM by saying the tune was responsible is absurd.
Frankly, he should just keep his mouth shut since he clearly is just operating under his own agenda. Seriously seems to me he’s just another rich kid riding Mommy and Daddy’s coattails as far as he can, and thinking that because he’s got $$ people should listen to him.
Everytime I read one of his posts, it really kinda aggravates me.
it’s 1991 I believe (his birthyear). A year that gave us the explosion of the Seattle music scene…and Ben the motor bomber.
wait … 277 fahrenheit is 136 ish celsius. Thats not really high . I got it to 145 celsius a few times. Doesnt seem wrong to me .
Was this during break-in ?
Do we really care when he was born ?
Dude has a point about personal info. He MAY be stupid but that`s really not kosher .
About the tune . I actually lost power when going leaner in the wot and + 6000 rpm range.
Got best power at about 12.5:1 . Weird.
This thread just gets better and better
[QUOTE=rs_fizzy;7341975]This whole thread is a complete JOKE. Im sick and tired of hearing about “JHM this JHM that”. In my honest opinion, although JHM makes good products, their tunes are absolutely garbage. This vehicle, RS4, was discontinued back in 2008. Hellooo everybody!!! We are in 2012 right now, a new era where more advanced vehicles are being made. If a company still hasn’t officially launched their ‘ECU tune’ for this car, then something is terribly wrong. TERRIBLY WRONG. JHM should just stick to hardware and not software. I don’t understand how many of you could put your prized possessions in the hands of a company who does not nearly have R&D capabilities. Not too mention others speculating JHM will be releasing a supercharger for this vehicle. Is it just me or do these guys just keep getting dumb and dumber [headbang]. If you can’t figure out how to properly tune a vehicle that was made almost 7 years ago, how in the hell are you already creating a supercharger? Oh and their lack of customer service. Seriously? They can’t spare a few bucks a day just to have a receptionist respond to emails and phone calls. Wonderful business ethics if you ask me [:D]
As to Bensti’s RS4, what most of you don’t seem to grasp, is his RS4 “blew up” 2-3 weeks after having it tuned. Maybe it’s his bad luck, maybe it isn’t. I am sure many of you RS4 owners can attest to the fact that these cars are in fact very reliable at the 50k mile mark and even more where the engine blew. Luckily, he bought aftermarket warranty right after he purchased the car.
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troll…? or a BenSTi fanboy
hey duud.
As for defining what is or isn’t kosher, if someone wants to post their personal information on forums and public websites, then complains that people saw it, they’re a fucking retard who has been reminded how retarded they are…that’s why he’s whining. Not because it’s not kosher.
Further, if a guy is blaming his blown motor (i.e. a $25,000 loss) on JHM…he’d better be prepared to be reminded of all the things he has posted in public domain that offer an explanation that is contrary to his theory about the JHM tune.
nah, a good member who sold his RS4 a while back. Good guy.
I don’t think he was being too BenSTi supportive frankly. I think his engine temp comments were basically re: Ben’s complaints that his engine ran insanely hot while tuned. duud was just sharing his own experience that was a good 20 fahrenheit hotter.
I don’t think it’s relevant anyway…to get an RS4 up to 136 celsius (a level I’ve NEVER seen in my own RS4…I’ve never been past 115 celsius even after doing a few WOT runs in a row at the dragstrip or tearing through backroads or bombing along the highway)…you need to be really flogging your car for a while. The fact he was already quite down on coolant while flogging the car is just more of the same behaviour that saw him replacing motors faster than most people change oil, in his Subaru days.
It wasn’t like he was complaining of white smoked while cruising along at 55 mph on the way to a laser convention, then noticed his coolant was down at the next stop. He had been flogging the fuck out of the car while down on coolant.
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hahahaha now you see why it’s so annoying owning an RS4. The ownership ‘pool’ contains more than a few people with primordial-soup-like intelligence levels when it comes to performance and general knowledge of the car.
I mean how do you make such a ballsy post on a forum without doing at least a little homework? It’s incredible.
great news guys! this from quattrofail, mickf29 specifically…
[quote]These guys don’t ever want to hear, even in the most benign way as Ben posted, that there is anything wrong with something they are paid to shill.
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APPARENTLY…we’re getting paid by JHM! That’s pretty exciting news. And news it is…because I haven’t seen any cheques yet. Hope they’re big!
what a fucking joke. Those guys will do their best to shit on JHM. I thought mick had seen the light and bought some good JHM products, but it looks like he’s just another guy questioning the integrity of JHM (and everyone on this forum) by claiming we’re fucking paid to post on forums. ARe people this dumb? I mean his good buddy ngng, having a field day with the quattrofail guys who actually own an RS4 (not an S4 in an RS4 dress) was actually compensated to promote the VF scam kit…there’s irony there. A guy posting right under his nose was paid to pump the VF disaster…yet Mick wants to claim guys who like JHM and defend them against morons like Ben are PAID TO DO SO??? After all of his ranting, he then posts that he agrees with what people have posted in this thread…that Ben’s motor blew because of Ben and/or the previous owner, not the tune. I guess mick is getting paid too?
For full disclosure, I paid JHM $3200 for my mods on my S4, and I haven’t done anything to my RS4. In exchange for my $3200 I received parts that worked. Great.
In exchange for ‘rabid fanboyism’ I have been given 2 JHMotorsports license plate frames, and 3 JHMotorsports t-shirts…and I have probably spent about 5-6 hours helping JHM work on customers’ cars (customers who paid). So when you really look at it…I have been ‘paid’ about $20 in JHM swag for 5-6 hours work helping beemercer and to a lesser extent mbgt72 with their cars (by helping, I mean I held the light and ran around and got tools for the smart guys :D).
These guys are proving to be classics.
haha wow. If you guys are getting paid, I want in on it.
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What forum is this thread on?
Lol this fuuzzy guy must have shit where most people have brains
[Quote]Sooooo JHM tune and bolt-ons lead the vehicle to achieve low 12’s while the Supercharger version gets 12.0? .1 second or even giving them the benefit of .3 seconds faster for atleast an $8,000 kit? Now, not to be rude or disrespectful, but we’re all men and we’re known to be logical, but please explain why anyone would spend the aforementioned amount to be atleast .1 seconds faster?
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He thinks its a jhm supercharger kit bangoman was talking about. He’s trying to bash jhm, but in fact he’s praising jhm’s tune+exhaust lol.
Someone…anyone…direct this guy to quattroworld where his utter lack of performance understanding, and unreasonable anti-jhm attitude will be welcomed with open arms. Anyone willing to give me odds that he has either capristo or milltek?
Bastard! I (obviously) paid much more for my parts and I have NEVER received anything free from them! No license plate frame, no t-shirts, no stickers, NADA. Wtf? LOL
You must not be rabid enough. Your shill money will be along shortly though, according to mick.
More from rs_fizzy…turns out he is DEFINITELY clueless…and was sponsored by Singh tuning lol
[Quote]06-10-2008, 11:06 PM
Thanks Mo for the fabulous pic of my car. Everybody, please be patient as he is in the process of prepping them. I assure all of you that the wait is definitely worth it. The sticker on the windshield was only temporary for the event. Being that I was fortunate enough to have Jags at Singh Autosport tune my car, I thought it was in my best interest to have him advertise on it. Driving conservatively from Las Vegas to Los Angeles, I was utterly surprised when my car averaged 26.2 mpg. Long story short, filled up in Vegas, drove all the way home, and even had an extra 100 miles to spare. If any of you have any questions about my car or the ecu-flash, just pm me. By the way, Wustefest was amazing. Hopefully the ones that missed it could join us next year. Thanks to all that made this event memorable.
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For those who may not know Singh had a terrible tune for the rs4, that when logged by an audizine member, proved to have changed almost nothing, and made the car no faster than a stock rs4. Not one rpm faster.
What jags singh WAS good at was money laundering…that is until he was caught smuggling a few hundred grand into the country hidden in some speakers lol
For those who may not know Singh had a terrible tune for the rs4, that when logged by an audizine member, proved to have changed almost nothing, and made the car no faster than a stock rs4. Not one rpm faster.
What jags singh WAS good at was money laundering…that is until he was caught smuggling a few hundred grand into the country hidden in some speakers lol
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In reference to the $ laundering - excerpt from an article:
"A FedEx package passing through Memphis from England two years ago raised the curiosity of security agents who noticed the sender had spent more than $400 to ship stereo speakers he valued at $281.
Now federal prosecutors in Memphis, suspecting a money-smuggling operation, have filed a forfeiture petition seeking to seize the $274,912 in dollars and British pounds they found hidden inside the two Sony speakers.
The money and speakers sent from a “Mr. J. Gill” of Middlesex, England, was headed for Singh Autosport, a company in Fremont, Calif., that does not exist, according to state business records there.
Also, although the contents were marked as “Sony accoustic speakers Ebay buyer,” U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents and eBay investigators determined that no one had purchased the speakers through the online shopping Web site.
A man identifying himself as “Jags Gill” began calling for the package, but could not provide serial numbers for the speakers. He later provided model numbers and dimensions for the speaker.
Meanwhile, a month later in November 2006, authorities in Louisville, Ky., seized $231,891 in British pounds hidden in a table top at the UPS International Air Hub.
The money was connected to a “Jaspal Gill” in London and is the object of a separate forfeiture action.
In the Memphis case, authorities also are seeking forfeiture of the Sony speakers.
Contact Lawrence Buser at 529-2385."
19 and owns an RS4 must be nice
Yes . It was very nice for mee too ! My first car actually .
BenSTI troll ? Yeah I could do that :)))
Dudes … JHM is a good company that is actually what youd call normal in other tuning circles (except the audi 4.2 game) and provides niche products that work . BUT youre putting a whole lot of time and energy into this debate. Let it die already and be productive .
Would you like a very nice idea that I never put into practice ?
Here`s this company that does wave brake discs : http://www.o-brake.com/en_design_wave.php
Get them to make some for the rs4 front . I bet they would look cool.
It would be loads better to put your energy into something productive. I mean ok BenSTI fucked up ok ?
Move on now.
He may be threatening and yapping about but … Are you REALLY listening to him lol ?