Very interesting thread on AZ regarding chain rattle, and the potential role of the oil check valves.
http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/587325-Warm-start-rattle-solved-on-my-car!
So if the hypothesis is correct, a the oil check valve fails open, leading to rattle and excessive wear during start-up (until the oil is fully circulating). At first blush, I like the hypothesis. It also seems consistent with the folks that used Accusump to fix chain rattle (here: http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/484653-The-solution-to-chain-rattle?highlight=oil+buffer)
Interested in other’s thoughts. If the hypothesis holds water, I would be very interested in comparing how the RS4 handles oil check valves; i.e., is this a common failure mode, or just the S4 4.2L?