sakimano from japan?
hahaha fuck no.
it’s a funny read though. I’m only on post 10.
just got to page two. burningcoals made a nice post (that got him no support)
[quote]But don’t tell teh folks @ AudiRev0lution that, they believe that if you can’t get your big power car into the 10’s then its not making big power…
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It’s funny…he clearly doesn’t get it. It’s not the big power that we dispute…it’s the validity of the build if the car doesn’t accelerate properly.
Well, he’ll figure it out one day.
I enjoyed the not having to overnight parts from Japan comment. What’s funny is that he’s asked a simple question and the thread got locked down.
I would also like to point out saki has had 5 smites since that kyle duud, burning coals and tweets joined.
@joe Japanese sakimano lol.
I actually thought it was Saki too.
I was wondering the same and was about to PM him. Seemed like his typical style to ask a simple question to watch the world burn. Rightly so since half of them are bickering with themselves or just making up stuff to support their side,
best thread ever… you know why. WHAT A GREAT POINT. Why would someone spend 20k to be slower in the 1/4 mile. TO spend 20k and to only be faster where you can’t leagly drive is fucking pointless and just a kick in the stupid hole. Nothing like spending big money to wait longer for your car to make power youll really never be tapping into
Its like paying 20k for a hot wife that you can only fuck in the ass from behind on the second sunday of the month. Whats the point… sure its cool from time to time but I Want the entire package. you pay all that and can’t use it 95% of the time.
and the fucken dyno sheets are like showing off the picture of your hot wife that you can’t have sex with. in the end its kinda lauaghable and useless.
That thread really did expose that point.
ROTFLMAO!!
I think its someone connected to faw or fastestaudiwagon (they mention him and praise him at one point so that’s kind of odd since faw is a mentalcase who ran 14s, lied etc)
Well, PearlS4 is probably next to join here for the smite the quarter mile supporter party…he is another AMD Tial 770 owner, and goes out of his way in that thread to discredit the quarter mile. All the usual stuff…
“This car wasn’t built for the quarter mile” (we all know what that means when someone says that.)
“If you wanted a quarter mile car, you bought the wrong car…you should have bought a foxbody”
Well it wasn’t built for the dyno either but you love to talk about that as proof of your success. Just open your fucking eyes to the fact the dragstrip is a great measuring stick that virtually every production car in the past 40 yr has been tested on…so the comparables are incredibly useful.
This is very typical…these guys who are allergic to the quarter mile (or who did poorly at it, nothing like their dyno success) are always acting like those who want to see quarter mile proof are saying its the sole purpose of the car. “it wasn’t built for the dragstrip”.
We’re not.
We’re saying its a great acceleration test for any car, it can’t be fucked with and it gives us tons of evaluative data points that say a ton about the car. Resorting to these standard rebellious anti quarter mile lines mean you’re scared of the timeslip (or were scarred by the timeslip lol)
These cars weren’t built for the quarter mile. Great…but why are we not allowed to use the quarter mile to evaluate our cars? Because your build flopped there? Because your parts don’t work there? That makes no sense. Nissan didn’t make the gtr for the quarter mile, and neither did porsche build the 997t 2 pdk , nor did Lamborghini build the Aventador or Bugatti build the Veyron for it…but in testing guess what? They all light it the fuck up, and half those cars are ‘slower’ (at dyno or 60-130) than some of these superstar B5 S4s with the dragstrip allergy.
This post sounds like nycvr6 a bit
But I don’t think hed defend FAW…tough call.
Anyway its a funny thread…nobody touched the question really…they all just went nuts with troll jokes, b5 s4 memes, and of course the 1320allergic crew went on the defensive lol
I’m surprised nobody mentioned JHM. Pretty simple…who in the history of the b5 s4 has built a daily driveable full interior b5 s4 thar can run 10s.
Only one - JHM 10.8 @ 130
All the rest were stripped out track cars. Jhm went 10s full interior full exhaust and on street tires. Nobody else has accomplished this. Not even close in fact. Not within a mile.
Marc/10secS4 took out 900 lbs of interior
Guru no interior, no bumpers
Ozz no interior
Eurocode no interior
Only jhm…and jaybquick drove it home (and to work the next day lol)
Given the threads posted here, I think everyone thought it was Saki…
Hi Saki; hope all is well today. BTW you are gaining attention on some private forums too. And thanks for all the smites, appears I am racking them up all a sudden.
◦WTF is up with this Sakimano dude? - 2012-02-04 18:55:11 (30 views)
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◦my hatred for Audi’s pathetic 4.2l runs deep
tell the guys on WAYOT that I said hello (and tell them their site is FAR from private lol. They talk about me way too much. I think I’m a bit frustrating to them…most people they encounter just don’t bother telling them to go fuck themselves when they’re wrong/out of line. I make it a habit to do so.
Anyway, definitely not me posting on audizine…I’m sure the account there will be terminated soon once moderators figure out who it is. I find it odd that they locked the thread. Good thread though…but I don’t think I could ever defend FAW lol. Guy is a mess. I’d also tell you guys…just as I did with justbrowsing and Revlis Suva.
p.s. killer…you do realise that this site is not an ‘open’ site that just anyone can join…and that almost nobody reads, right? I don’t think anyone other than you and tweets would be thinking I started that thread in B5 land…as you’re 2 of only about 5-6 B5 owners who are even on audirevolution. As for the smites shit, I think you dug your own grave with shit talking the B6/7 S4 and RS4. There are a couple hundred B6/7 owners here and your typical B5 stereotype ‘your car is slow’ posts are what earned smite from other members. You can’t rock the boat and not expect to get wet. You’ll notice that I never slam anyone’s platform…just some of the shady tuning companies or characters within. I know people love their cars…that’s why they bought them…so I wouldn’t slam them. I might make light of their propensity to break down or something, but I’m never going to shit on a car. It’s a fucking car and if I don’t like it, doesn’t mean it has no value. Again, something you should learn one day. Life is too short.
Lol WAYOT is what the already ignorant qfail guys graduate to. Ultimate ignorance and elitism.
Oh God, WAYOT jackasses think we cant read their stupid site. Eurostile likes to talk shit especially about me and post a picture of me on there drunk in my speedo and my b6 s4 that “i think is fast”. sad truth is my car went faster than his did at the track but he’ll pummel you with excuses.
also someone whos parents come from money themselves shouldnt call the kettle black if you know what i mean. if it wasnt for his family members he wouldnt have a job doing what he does either (union iron worker) and he wouldnt be able to buy everyone elses finished projects and then make infinite excuses why the car is so slow. when he builds a car from scratch then maybe he should talk. or when he gets Mark from Autospeed’s nuts out of his mouth.
plus he has an awful loud mouth for being 5’2
hahahahahahaha that’s funny shit.
now show me your logs joe. I want to sit in my basement and read excel sheets rather than drive my car damnit!
more info on eurostile?
I love the guys who bang on people who are fortunate enough to have parents buy them shit. I don’t get how that doesn’t count lol. My family was never able to buy me cars or anything, but I never thought ill of those whose families were…it’s some weird compensatory mental attitude that drives people to hold that against others.
since eurostile likes to give my info out, might as well give his. His name is Steve Paluzzi. maybe you dont remember but hes the one with the gt28 asp b5 that came onto euroaddiction looking for b6/7 s4’s to race in order to make himself feel better about himself. he has two black b5 s4’s, one a awfully slow ams k04 car that went 12.6 and a built gt28 2.8 car that i personally witnessed go 12.2 @122 and get walked away from on 29 psi by an allmotor k-series civic lol. i called out his gay k04 car with hood scoop and he cried like a bitch and waited till the chains on my car went and my car being across the country to “be ready to race me”. he will use every excuse in the book typically and blamed his tune because it wasnt ‘updated’. i think mark at asp, who steve swings heavily from the warmth of his nut sack, recently updated the tune so he thinks its fast. maybe it will trap 125 this time around lol.
as for parents having money, mine do, unfortunately, they dont support my car habit. they support everything else but that which is fine with me. also i dont work at the diner anymore, I work IT now. His parents have money as well, and just like myself at first, was given a job that runs in the family, union iron worker. he makes a healthy living but always wanted to be a state trooper but never got accepted because he’s abnoxious and way too short. he was a roomate with my cousin in college who he thinks actually likes him but also thinks he’s abnoxious. he’s an avid wayot member with the rest of the rehabs on there that still think the 2.7t is God’s gift to humanity. the whole point of WAYOT now is to just talk shit about the 4.2 since they all have no idea about performance in the first place. if they did, how would eurostile be invited since he has bought his cars already built and then changed subtle things to make his own. even Scott called him out when he had the silver car and steve sat there and bashed the shit out of him and his car saying he would never race him because his car wasnt deserving of a race with him and then posted a video of it catching on fire when awe had it at the eurotuner gp. all that just because he knew scott would annihilate his car because for that one instant, scotts car was running real good. now that scott owns jfunkey’s old car, lol, forget it. little steve, as we like to call him, will bitch that he wont race because scott’s car fenders were chewed by count’s neihbor’s pit and that it doesnt deserve to be on the same stretch of road as his car lmao.
the sad part is that now they still think their forum is private and we dont see what is going on in there. i love going on there sitting back and lauging at how pathetic they are. it makes ME feel better about myself and the advancement of the 4.2 since most of them are too ignorant to even acknowledge it. they still love to make 2 weeks jokes and 3rd gear jokes to this day even though my supercharger as been on for 5 months now and my built motor is just about done. ill run a 10 this year and they will turn a cheak just so they dont have to believe it. pathetic
ill smite you too for that comment on az. so you think if your car dynos high its fast and it just cancels out the fact it went like shit on the 1/4? thats funny. thats like saying “hey, i built an airplane. it cant lift off the ground but in a computer simulation it can.”
then what good does that do? imagine the 1/4 mile as a stretch of road, light to light. a car pulls up next to you to race, does that now not count? or are you going to show him a print out of your dyno sheet instead? or are you going to tell him to wait till you get about to about 60, so you can race to 130, because that is the only true way of evaluating a cars performance?