I bring this up partly just to get everyone to laugh. We can always use a good laugh. I also bring it up because such a circumstance was presented in our office yesterday, and, clearly, since I know about it and am starting the poll, the person who had the bad day yesterday went for option #1.
Grace, and dignity. These are good qualities in a person.
I need a third option. I’d probably tell and joke about it with family.
somewhere in between. Tell my buddies because it’s funny as fuck.
This reminds me of two things:
I always think about getting a can of that “fart spray” (gag gift/prank that usually smells horrible) to keep in the door of in my car. Why? because if you got pulled over and let a little squirt go before the cop rolls up you could say your reason for whatever was “Officer, this is embarrassing but I just shit my pants” or if you have a kid “Officer I apologize but my kid just shit all over himself.” No cop in the world will ticket you, it’s almost a guarantee, especially if he smell shit coming from your car.
My great Uncle always had an awesome saying…usually while he was standing around drinking.
He would say, “You haven’t been drunk until you shit your pants, so technically I’ve only been drunk once”
Pretty gross. Why not just go home, shower/change, and then go into work a little late?
The poll was about telling people…not walking in to work covered in shit.
Obviously he went home and changed.
lol okay my mistake.
I got a buddy with IBS. He uses this excuse all the time (not that he actually shit himself, but that he is about to). I’m pretty pissed with how many times he’s gotten away with it. Thing is, he could probably do it on command if push came to shove. . .
I would probably txt the girlfriend about “dirty laundry” then joke about how she cleaned up my poopy pants
I always keep a spare empty gatorade bottle in my wagon in the event that I need to take a piss while sitting in traffic, as this has happened to me at least two times.
#truestory
PS: I do not reuse the gatorade bottles…
You could announce it like this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmNnlas2unE
(video is hilarious)
(fair warning, just watch to the halfway mark unless you really wanted to see “close ups”)
Would tell friends. Would not tell coworkers.
After the Marine Corps you should be able to hold your piss until your bladder explodes.
This is a classic jalopnik article even if the site sucks. Still a funny read.
http://jalopnik.com/i-shat-myself-in-a-lexus-press-car-1658777421
Hahaha…while this is true, there have been certain occasions where my bladder was about to explode and I really really needed to piss; that is where the two gatorade bottle events came in to play ;D
I still remember the look on the drivers face as I stared through him, while standing horizontally on my floorboard, holding the gatorade bottle and pissing into it; funniest shit ever as he had no clue wtf I was doing.
EDiT:
I am one of the three that voted I would tell everyone…shit happens, might as well make it into an awesome story.
Reminds me of when we used to fly in the Helo’s we had these piss tubes for when we had to go, they were the worse though because the tube itself was so small that as your pissing the tube would clog and you would have to pinch it off and hold it. Not to mention if there was a change in direction while flying piss got everywhere. needless to say they only used if you absolutely had to.
And as a hazing prank, when someone new came in we would tell them that it was a way to communicate with the pilot if the comms went down. LOL we would sit in the seat and tell them to talk into it.
I would explain what happened as if it where an epic exaggerated story. That way they wouldn’t really know if it happened or not.
