guruma’s car is officially a flop in my eyes. He said his car would be at waterfest last year and never showed. He talks about how much cash he spends on parts and his lemon seems to be parked just like the rest of the tomb stones. He repeatedly said that he wishes a rod goes through my block. I never found that to be funny. He has more excuses than Jibberjive could ever manufacture. Now look at him now, His $40,000+ build is SINGING THE BLUES.
I wonder if that’s considered karma?
What happened?
Here’s what happened… This failure, started another thread talking shit about people he wishes he was. The bottom line is, his car is the only TRUE FAILURE. His car trapped SLOWER IN THE 1/4 MILE, than my car, and Dom’s did IN THE 1/8TH MILE. Talk is cheap. Nobody care how much was spent, or who did the work, when a car is that damn slow…
FWIW… It’s 8 am here in Ibiza, we just got in from watching Tiësto perform here at Pacha. I’d venture to say the tickets to see this once in a life time experience are worth a lot more than the car of this threads OP. In other words, if that car was sitting under a tarp in my driveway, I’d trade it in for two tickets to Tiësto at Pacha Ibiza.
Also… LOL’ing at my -4 Karma, I can guarantee I went to -4, from the +8-10 I had, solely due to one single HATER… Like I actually give a damn… lol… HATERZZZ GONNNNNA HATE…
This thread should be a prime example of reasons why a selected few shouldn’t run to steroids to make them the man they soon will become.
I didn’t mention popcorn, but for some reason when I post facts about people, this popcorn always pops in calling me names. I told him in a previous thread to stop with the name calling. I said I would stop, if he did the same.
I hope everyone realizes that he is the one initiating the drama between us. He has been acting like this for years. Most of the people I have problems with are people like him. Rather than worry about their own builds/track only cars, they like to talk crap about my car I drive everyday.
I only talk crap to those who have said bad things about me and my car in the past.
I can’t stomach too much more of your shit F.A.W. Your posts lead me to believe you are a 12 year old boy, even though I know otherwise.
Your constant trolling (ie inflammatory post designed to elicit a heated respinse) are becoming tiresome. I will admit that I have enjoyed reading through some of the threads you were involved with, but I think you are way over the line now.
Guruman is not even a member on this forum, so an attack post here is mostly useless if you intended on having him see it. You need to quit your shit talking.
BTW why does it matter that he spent 40K on his build and it isn’t ready quite yet, his 10K build was ready years before yours and was stupidly fast
what happened?
If that other guy new something, I guess he would have posted.
I think guru said that one of the heads were making a loud noise and he has to let some one fix the problem.
It matters to me because, he posted in a thread in Flopzine that his his built heads cost more than my car and build combined. I’m not a member of flopzine, so you tell me why he mad that post? If you don’t like my threads, or posts, then don’t respond, close your eyes and don’t read any of them. Thank you
so guruman won’t be at waterfest? That’s too bad. Was looking forawrd to seeing what this car could…especially after guruman claimed his car was making 1000+ hp on 6speedonline.
http://www.6speedonline.com/forums/audi/260808-my-new-single-turbo-setup-35-psi-inside-1000-bhp.html
Here’s what he said when I asked him if he’d run it full interior. He’s a little touchy it seems.
[quote=guruman]In the Vag scene, there is so much hype about beeing full weight, it’s usually a great excuse for beeing slow…
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No…people like to see what the cars do full weight because that’s how we drive them. If you race someone on the highway for fun, are you going to tell them ‘PULL OVER FIRST…I HAVE TO STRIP MY INTERIOR!’
Waaaaaaah! You’re such a victim… Silly us for seeing you as a troll. Case in point… Your car is slower in the 1/4 mile than the cars you talk about go in one half that distance. Waaaaaaahhhh!!! I never even acknowledged your existence when you shouted me out in plenty of threads including notes in a youtube video. Waaaaaaaah! Your popcorn joke will be added to the hundreds of terrible puns you have made… Waaaaah!!! YOU SUCK TROLL!
The only dead horse being beaten around here, is you still posting in these forums period. You officially own the slowest S4 in the world, if that’s something to brag about, I’ll get you a trophy myself for the title troll.
Hey you know what happened in this thread?
A troll posted… And yes like most trolls, this one lives under a bridge too, the bridge just happens to be in Queens…
You just publicly posted on a forum that I live in Queens, Lol. I’m thinking of getting a legal aid lawyer so that I can sue you, Lol.
Hey man, lets get more updates on your car. It seems that all threads pertaining to your beast are disappearing and I’m pretty sure your track only car will always be faster than my daily driven a4, because it should be with the amount of money and years you’ve put into it.
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I see a few possibilities for litigation in these discussions but “Queens” is too general. 
I posted updated pictures in the last thread you ruined, you were probably too busy giving me “bad karma” to see them. Legal aid is about the most accurate comment you ever made about yourself. If you only knew how little I really paid for all my parts. It helps having friends in high places, we all know you have friends in low places with their best friends in their pockets. Why don’t you do one thing useful on these forums for once in your life and add something even half worth wild reading. Share your vast knowledge of the backyard a4 daily driver 14 second build.
FWIW, my car still has AC, RNS-E, DVD player, is registered and inspected with a full size oem gas tank and on DOT’s. Good info on track only though. The lies continue.
That won’t be the first or the last time you’ll publicly admit I’m faster than you. Hell, I can get a bone stock s4, and crack your ass.
This thread sucks.
Extra points for a pic so fitting, non of faw’s kids are raising their hands!