I come on these boards once every couple months, speak from real world experiences & who I decide to speak good about has nothing to do with you. I know all about you, fired from every shop for stealing their business & ideals, making their customers your self gain with your backyard wrenching, talking about cars you clearly know nothing about, kicked off all the boards but this one. Your garbage & you would know me if I was local to you!
you give a free pass to all kinds of people. I can’t say you read everything, but you seem to love to slam JHM fans. Maybe you just love to slam me and I’m getting carried away with teh generalization
re my first paragraph…not sure if serious. I do like that you own a B5. It’s incredible to me to think that some companies don’t. How do they do that? “Hey customer Joe…can you bring your car in for 2 months? I need to see how to make something, and then I need to test my parts on it to see if I know what I’m doing. Don’t worry man, I’ll give you a free tune”. APR steps RIGHT the fuck up with respect to owning the cars and testing on them. They have multiple R8s, B8 S4s, they just bought a B7 RS4…and they just bought an RS5. On order? An S7. I love seeing that. Not only does it show that
a) they’re capitalized at least partially
b) they’re invested in the platforms and can test their own parts on their own cars
They’re an extreme example but jesus fuck if I were a B5 tuner I’d own 3 of the things. They’re as cheap as chips.
I actually have no idea who you are as the username isn’t recognized and therefore I have limited discussion with you in regards to outside of what you post here. Please name one shop I have been fired from. Please name one business I have ever taken an idea from. I think maybe you are mistaken.
I wasn’t talking to you with my post I have zero interest in mucking up Jhm threads and since I believe you don’t either based on you continued applause for them why don’t you pm me with all your negative energy.
It’s very simple, I stated I’m never really on these boards & my posting history clearly shows this but anytime I post something your there to say something negative especially if Jhm is mentioned. I’ve read your post in the past & nothing but negative stuff comes from you. What people say about Jhm or any shop for that matter doesn’t have anything to do with you. I understand your playing on both sides of the fence with most these shops but stop going out of your way to make everything your business. Don’t wish to PM, just don’t wish to have you entering in my threads or making bs comments after I post is all I want. Thank you
I was totally serious, we have talked before how long it takes and how much precious cash flow r&d can eat. Big props to Jhm on a new turbo option.
Fine then, I give my opinions on matters that come up. It’s a discussion forum. Sorry that you obviously have an insecurity about possibly being a Jhm soap boxer. Sometimes people disagree. Sometimes people make assumptions. What you call me playing both sides is what others call not a giving a shit and speaking my mind. Company a, b or c can have things I can be for or against. Not all of us swing so hard one way or another.
The problem with B5 guys is they continue to get butt %uck by misleading info, dyno charts, logs etc and always cry about the price on parts etc mainly turbochargers but when someone has something that works & works well for a reasonable price they start to bash everything about it. You can’t win with this crew & I’m surprised shops have anything to do with these guys anymore. Let the snakes have them!
Your missing the point, has nothing to do with security & everything to do with your strange way of saying things or the nasty comments you write, maybe to you it’s no big deal, maybe you’ve grown use to being treated that way & now treat others that way but whatever the reason just please try keeping the negative stuff away from my posts or threads. Thank you,
Oh so you are a last word.guy… I didn’t make it negative, I was singled out because of a damn typo. Then after reading the thread in order I realized what you and others thought I said.
Oh FYI I don’t work out of a fucking back yard either, never have. So get your info straight.
I think your 12.8 was a fluke, so until you beat that time, your 106mph doesn’t seem to far from my 110 mph, which was accomplished while not even trying to best anything.
I’m pretty sure that if my car saw your car, my car would limp pass your car with out any pain.
lol nice try FAW. 12.8 from his car is no fluke. I bet he has half a dozen times that are faster than your best ever.
Further, there are half a dozen other B6/7 S4 guys who have run times like that with just minor bolt ons (tune/exhaust). No fluke. You just made yourself his bitch with that fluke comment.
a fluke, meaning, it happened 1 time for him. I don’t give a crap about what he ran. He talks to much crap. I don’t have anything against his tune, just the remarks that come out of his mouth. I ran my car 1 time at the track and my tack was not working ( it never moved ). I was at 10 psi and you are the only one who is a “B” in my eyes. You act as if you a
ways have to fight the battles of anyone who has a jhm product. I have nothing against jhm. I just think you should let jhm customers fight their own battles.
I drove my car on the track once and I know damn well that Europrick’s car could never beat my 14 sec car, even if he dreamed that he won!
Saki; take it easy with your inappropriate remarks. I would appreciate it. Thank you.
yeah, I know…but I’m just saying I bet he has a fistful of 12.9 timeslips in his glovebox. Hardly makes his 12.86 or whatever it was a fluke.
I wouldn’t care if he had a FAW tune on his car…if someone talked shit about him and was way out of line and way off base, I’d let them know. I tend to not be able to STFU, in case you haven’t noticed.
haha, so the king of shit talking is mad because I shit talked…
I’ll run faster FAW, I actually will promise you this, just wait until the weather is worth running.
Screw your stupid ass SKREET races, which I am sure you are referring too because everyone knows your car is allergic to the drag strip otherwise you would have taken it there to prove your point when you first joined this forum and to make jibberjive look like the mallard you claim he is.
…and when I do run again, expect something big, think JHM power adders…which one doesn’t really matter but I know for damn sure your little single turbo build won’t be able to touch my times.
How is FAW still here with a -57 karma anyways?
He is somewhat entertaining, like the court jester.
Please stop making assumptions about my choice in turbos. It had nothing to do with dyno sheets.
[quote]Then ran like an OTS AWE stage III K04 car for crying out loud. You’re the poster boy for buying empty promises.
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LOL oh god… coming from someone like you who owns a slow car it’s funny to throw rocks. You know very well my situation with my car, as does everyone else. It was never finished. You attacking my build/car won’t get you anywhere except to show that you have no idea what it takes to go fast yourself. You hide behind a slow car and talk nonsense all day long on the internet. You talk like everyone who modifies their car to a certain level should be going to the track and coming up with numbers that you pull out of your ass just because someone else did it.
It doesn’t work that way. And while you will come up with some nonsense reply anyone who has read enough of your posts knows it’s true. It’s always the same regurgitation with you, throwing stones @ the glass house from the street because that’s easy. It’s easy to poke at peoples cars and shops because you’ve never invested large amounts of time, money and hopes into a car knowing what goes on.
[quote]JHM actually owns a B5 S4 unlike most of the hero companies that placate kids on the B5 forums with dyno sheets and b.s. They have had these turbos on their car for nearly a year. They have put more than 10,000 miles on them of, as you can see, hard as fuck driving as well as daily driving the car. Then they put them on half a dozen cars for customer beta testing.
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So fucking what… There is nothing about their video’s or website or even shop car that makes anything 100% true to YOUR word. From what I can remember they also used their shop car to promote and test RP turbos for thousands of miles, and where did that get their customers? Oh wait…
[quote]I’m not sure what else you want them to do
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You seem to think I want them to do something. I don’t care what they do at all. Everyone is so hyped up about their single JHM shop car that is done to the tits with a more then compatent driver. You are the one constantly talking down other shops, I just don’t see how JHM’s shop car proves anything @ this point big difference.
[quote]I think you’re wrong and if anyone jumped the gun, it’s you. My comments about people sucking farts from the companies that don’t produce a fucking thing for the platform, but getting a free pass from peopel like snowtrooper or whomever, stands. It had nothing to do with JHM.
You love to say I only say nice things about JHM but slam everyone else. That’s comical. I slam what I think is bullshit. I support what I think is fair and decent. The fact that you’re so tunnel visioned with respect to my posts is just showing that you’re kind of a simple fellow. You don’t see the big picture…you see what will corroberate your thesis, and nothing else.
i.e. you don’t see me praising TTS for making a killer supercharger kit for the RS4, even though it’s in direct competition with JHM. You don’t see me starting threads about their accomplishments on multiple forums to keep the users/RS4 owners in the loop about their kit. You don’t see me praising APR for making a suite of good parts and supporting the B8 platform. You don’t see me on RS246 telling people about the great looking TVS1900 AMD supercharger kit that they plan to launch either. No, you don’t see me doing any of this…you just see what you want to see. That’s understandable. Arguing from a position of weakness, like yours usually is, can lead you to do silly things like that.
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lol whatever man… You’re so full of yourself and your theories.
Why would I be mad? I’m sure you’re the one upset. Upset at the fact that you are unable to best your best time, which is why your last hope to run better is dependant on cooler weather.
Funny how you wish I was banned. It shows how much of a wimp you truly are. Reminds me of all the nerds on audizine who helped me get banned. I have nothing against your car, or tune. I just wish you stop talking out of your ass, just to prove to others that something was in it .
A post that is a breath of fresh air. Its people like Notorious that have been the down fall of the B5. Someone actually shows what a car can do and people get upset. Hey memo. Look how many RS6 cars are in the low 11s. Now how many tial cars are there… (crickets)
How many RS6 cars are low 11s? How about trapping over 130 on meth and pump?
Get that silver turd done, so I can drag Your tial ass. Ill show you what 130+ mph traps look like, you can stare at my euro rear while you watch in amazement what my can is capable of!