JHM RS6-R Turbo Release and Video

a fluke, meaning, it happened 1 time for him. I don’t give a crap about what he ran. He talks to much crap. I don’t have anything against his tune, just the remarks that come out of his mouth. I ran my car 1 time at the track and my tack was not working ( it never moved ). I was at 10 psi and you are the only one who is a “B” in my eyes. You act as if you a
ways have to fight the battles of anyone who has a jhm product. I have nothing against jhm. I just think you should let jhm customers fight their own battles.

I drove my car on the track once and I know damn well that Europrick’s car could never beat my 14 sec car, even if he dreamed that he won!

Saki; take it easy with your inappropriate remarks. I would appreciate it. Thank you.

yeah, I know…but I’m just saying I bet he has a fistful of 12.9 timeslips in his glovebox. Hardly makes his 12.86 or whatever it was a fluke.

I wouldn’t care if he had a FAW tune on his car…if someone talked shit about him and was way out of line and way off base, I’d let them know. I tend to not be able to STFU, in case you haven’t noticed.

haha, so the king of shit talking is mad because I shit talked…

I’ll run faster FAW, I actually will promise you this, just wait until the weather is worth running.

Screw your stupid ass SKREET races, which I am sure you are referring too because everyone knows your car is allergic to the drag strip otherwise you would have taken it there to prove your point when you first joined this forum and to make jibberjive look like the mallard you claim he is.

…and when I do run again, expect something big, think JHM power adders…which one doesn’t really matter but I know for damn sure your little single turbo build won’t be able to touch my times.

How is FAW still here with a -57 karma anyways?

He is somewhat entertaining, like the court jester.

Please stop making assumptions about my choice in turbos. It had nothing to do with dyno sheets.

[quote]Then ran like an OTS AWE stage III K04 car for crying out loud. You’re the poster boy for buying empty promises.
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LOL oh god… coming from someone like you who owns a slow car it’s funny to throw rocks. You know very well my situation with my car, as does everyone else. It was never finished. You attacking my build/car won’t get you anywhere except to show that you have no idea what it takes to go fast yourself. You hide behind a slow car and talk nonsense all day long on the internet. You talk like everyone who modifies their car to a certain level should be going to the track and coming up with numbers that you pull out of your ass just because someone else did it.

It doesn’t work that way. And while you will come up with some nonsense reply anyone who has read enough of your posts knows it’s true. It’s always the same regurgitation with you, throwing stones @ the glass house from the street because that’s easy. It’s easy to poke at peoples cars and shops because you’ve never invested large amounts of time, money and hopes into a car knowing what goes on.

[quote]JHM actually owns a B5 S4 unlike most of the hero companies that placate kids on the B5 forums with dyno sheets and b.s. They have had these turbos on their car for nearly a year. They have put more than 10,000 miles on them of, as you can see, hard as fuck driving as well as daily driving the car. Then they put them on half a dozen cars for customer beta testing.
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So fucking what… There is nothing about their video’s or website or even shop car that makes anything 100% true to YOUR word. From what I can remember they also used their shop car to promote and test RP turbos for thousands of miles, and where did that get their customers? Oh wait…

[quote]I’m not sure what else you want them to do
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You seem to think I want them to do something. I don’t care what they do at all. Everyone is so hyped up about their single JHM shop car that is done to the tits with a more then compatent driver. You are the one constantly talking down other shops, I just don’t see how JHM’s shop car proves anything @ this point big difference.

[quote]I think you’re wrong and if anyone jumped the gun, it’s you. My comments about people sucking farts from the companies that don’t produce a fucking thing for the platform, but getting a free pass from peopel like snowtrooper or whomever, stands. It had nothing to do with JHM.

You love to say I only say nice things about JHM but slam everyone else. That’s comical. I slam what I think is bullshit. I support what I think is fair and decent. The fact that you’re so tunnel visioned with respect to my posts is just showing that you’re kind of a simple fellow. You don’t see the big picture…you see what will corroberate your thesis, and nothing else.

i.e. you don’t see me praising TTS for making a killer supercharger kit for the RS4, even though it’s in direct competition with JHM. You don’t see me starting threads about their accomplishments on multiple forums to keep the users/RS4 owners in the loop about their kit. You don’t see me praising APR for making a suite of good parts and supporting the B8 platform. You don’t see me on RS246 telling people about the great looking TVS1900 AMD supercharger kit that they plan to launch either. No, you don’t see me doing any of this…you just see what you want to see. That’s understandable. Arguing from a position of weakness, like yours usually is, can lead you to do silly things like that.
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lol whatever man… You’re so full of yourself and your theories.

Why would I be mad? I’m sure you’re the one upset. Upset at the fact that you are unable to best your best time, which is why your last hope to run better is dependant on cooler weather.

Funny how you wish I was banned. It shows how much of a wimp you truly are. Reminds me of all the nerds on audizine who helped me get banned. I have nothing against your car, or tune. I just wish you stop talking out of your ass, just to prove to others that something was in it .

A post that is a breath of fresh air. Its people like Notorious that have been the down fall of the B5. Someone actually shows what a car can do and people get upset. Hey memo. Look how many RS6 cars are in the low 11s. Now how many tial cars are there… (crickets)

How many RS6 cars are low 11s? How about trapping over 130 on meth and pump?

Get that silver turd done, so I can drag Your tial ass. Ill show you what 130+ mph traps look like, you can stare at my euro rear while you watch in amazement what my can is capable of!

Lol some of you guys are ridiculous. They released a turbo that is proven to run 10s and posted a cool promo video. Stop being negative nancy’s.

Never said it couldn’t run 10s obviously the RS6r on Q16 can. Just wondering how many RS6 cars are running low 11s or 130+.

Adam how fast are you right now? I’ll Run your silver turd for slips today.

I posted the top RS6 cars in 8urv8’s thread. A bunch are in the elevens but not many very deep.

Just wondering though…you aren’t quoting your Pbox data for tials are you?

O jester you are entertaining, or should I call you F.A.G. And make a play on your screen name like you do everyone else’s. How would I ever be upset with you? I don’t have anything to prove to you and at least I have a “best” time lacking any excuses. The AR 1/4 mile database is by no means a master database for Audi platforms, but as it stands find a faster all motor B7 S4 time. Where do you stand? And don’t give me the your “proud because you built your single turbo A4 in your backyard and tuned it yourself and drive I everyday lines”

I have nothing against you FAW, I just enjoy antagonizing you and seeing your ways of thinking, I never said anything about “wishing you were banned”, but other members have been suspended for their karma and it was an honest question. I enjoy reading posts by (roadracesuperstar) and yourself, it makes my day more interesting.

Can we both just stop the crap? Even though it isn’t going to be easy for you, It would be nice to see you break your own record.

I am, only ever did one run. You seemed to have no objections to the trap. You calculated it. I guess you could argue without video I don’t have proof. I know I am not lying but, I can’t counter that argument as I have no video. I also know that the RS6R turbos will be in the mid-low 11s on any built engine they see on pump, especially pump+meth. I just hadn’t seen all of the low 11 second RS6 cars.

no, I definitely verified it. I also remember saying ‘don’t go around saying you ran this or trapped that’.

The AZ guys don’t care…hell they trust FATS logs and dyno sheets. Just be careful when you run into someone who might say ‘really? Let’s see the timeslip’. Then you’ll get embarrassed. Considering your car blew headgaskets in achieving that pbox number, I wouldn’t call it a ringing endorsement just yet either.

Fair, this particular vbox has always recorded pretty accurately. The guy who I was in partial ownership with took it to the track with him and he was within .1 on mph and ET. To also be fair the head gaskets blew a few days earlier. It was the day after I raced the mustang. Jason refuses to ship it back without know for sure it won’t happen again.

yeah dude, I was shocked how accurate my pbox was on Saturday. I made 7 dragstrip passes and 5 of the 7 were dead on (to the tenth) and the other 1 was off by 1 tenth…and the other was off by 6 tenths, but that was the track equipment that screwed up (it said I had a 2.6 second 60 foot which is nearly impossible…and my launch was good (the others were all 1.8 ). We have video of it so I don’t know what was wrong there).

The MPH was within 0.3 every time. I believe pbox calculates your MPH when you cross, not your trap speed which is your average speed over the last 60 or 66 feet.

Adam How are you doing? How is your car running?

Word, I really want to import a B8 S4 avant… Might end up selling the silver car after Jason fixes it… We will see.