lulz on other forums (current, not classics)

Yah it’s a bi-weekly occurrence. I’m like a ghost that haunts them.

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/568057-NEW!-JHMotorsports-R-Series-Lightweight-Flywheel-and-Clutch-Combo!-B6-B7-S4

[quote="dolphin B6 S4 "]Thats not the world record anymoooorrreeeee!!!
[/quote]
reading comprehension is a terrific thing

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/568057-NEW!-JHMotorsports-R-Series-Lightweight-Flywheel-and-Clutch-Combo!-B6-B7-S4

[quote="dolphin B6 S4 "]Thats not the world record anymoooorrreeeee!!!
[/quote]
reading comprehension is a terrific thing

^ Dude did post that he was joking…

check the time line

Besides the guy was clearly trying to save face with the ‘I was joking’ post.

^ Dude did post that he was joking…

check the time line

Besides the guy was clearly trying to save face with the ‘I was joking’ post.

yup, x2

yup, x2

Latest Flying Tomatoes classic.

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/569545-Extra-Performance

Waleed is posting about his RS4 with JHM tune, JHM downpipes and Milltek catback.

He wants to know how he can get more power.

Flying Tomatoes’ answer? Spend thousands on lightweight seats (I guess because that’s what his ignorant ass did and we all know dropping 70 lbs of SPRUNG weight is how you make a difference ??? ).

Oh…and ditch the JHM tune and get APR tuned.

LOLOLOLOL

Nevermind the fact that there is absolutely NOTHING showing ANY performance results from APR, and exactly none of the fastest bolt on cars are APR tuned…but the guy wants to add power, not spend money for a second tier tune.

He’s really bonkers.

I’m going off on him now

you just need to ask him for proof that APR even gets him any performance gain.

We’ve literally seen zero.

Zero quarter mile times.
Zero pbox data.
Zero anything

All we have an an APR dyno on a car that may or may not have had a vacuum leak (it dyno’d around 270 whp).

I’ll bring that up when he responds

lulz @ lightweight seats. what an idiot.

That is like the very last of the last on the mod list

Latest Flying Tomatoes classic.

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/569545-Extra-Performance

Waleed is posting about his RS4 with JHM tune, JHM downpipes and Milltek catback.

He wants to know how he can get more power.

Flying Tomatoes’ answer? Spend thousands on lightweight seats (I guess because that’s what his ignorant ass did and we all know dropping 70 lbs of SPRUNG weight is how you make a difference ??? ).

Oh…and ditch the JHM tune and get APR tuned.

LOLOLOLOL

Nevermind the fact that there is absolutely NOTHING showing ANY performance results from APR, and exactly none of the fastest bolt on cars are APR tuned…but the guy wants to add power, not spend money for a second tier tune.

He’s really bonkers.

I find it interesting that everybody totally glosses over my response. Must be because I just have a lowly S4. Flying Moron is another Mick in my opinion.

I’m going off on him now

^^ Good point. You listed several things the guy could do that would be relatively inexpensive. He never even acknowledged your post.

Also, why hasn’t anyone mentioned the JHM blower? I mean he wants to smoke an R8 . . .

you just need to ask him for proof that APR even gets him any performance gain.

We’ve literally seen zero.

Zero quarter mile times.
Zero pbox data.
Zero anything

All we have an an APR dyno on a car that may or may not have had a vacuum leak (it dyno’d around 270 whp).