westwest up to his usual ignorant posting… LOL at the S4 being a 13.0 car tuned…
http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/570162-the-new-god-s-chariot
I am eating my sandwich on the patio and clicked your link. I love how he says its comparable in price because dealers in his area are discounting heavily. Guy has an answer for everything, no matter how inexplicable or delusional it is.
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Bastard! I’m in my office getting ready to travel home in snow and 22 degree temps… Gotta love Ohio! LOL How’s the S6, haven’t seen much from you on it?
Oh and yeah he is just so far out there…
South Beach here. High 70s and sunshine for the rest of the week. 
He’s really fucking crazy, or really shrewd and makes you guys look silly.
that Panamera V6 is the sound of disappointment. They’re using that in the new Macann in two different configurations. Wonder if it will make it’s way into the Audis once they move away from the 3.0TVSr1320?
p.s. this was funny. Does this guy realise that hardly anyone has run a stock S4 in the 12s? Only 4 times on the board. Not sure if you had an old 12 second time prime. Did you?
[quote]There’s ONLY about 2,000,000+(I’m exaggerating of course) B8 S4’s who have run 13.0 or even LESS in the quarter mile COMPLETELY STOCK. Do you have brain damage? Or just do not read?
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http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/533789-Launch-control-stopped-working
So audiblitz has hit the Launch Control limiter, saying he has launched “hundreds of times”. Then follows up with “Yes I got DSG instead of manual because I didn’t want to pay for replacement clutches.” :
Damn, I wish I had gotten a bulletproof DSG.
Saw that. Funny thread.
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Write up a review once I get some miles under my belt. I only have 600 miles on it, been so busy with trips and the FJ project that its basically sat in the garage, all sad and lonely.
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Awesome there^
FJ’s are very cool
Eurocode came out with their performance B8 S4 flywheel and clutch kit then everyone asks for a more civilized DD version. The B8 (both S4 and S5) crowds are weird.
Swank has internet jock itch. Can’t stop scratching, and it is never in the right spot.
I don’t know him but a twindisk for a 6cylinder car is horrific waste. Noting you would ever want for a DD.
That was an awesome post on that thread, Doug. LOL!
Eurocode came out with their performance B8 S4 flywheel and clutch kit then everyone asks for a more civilized DD version. The B8 (both S4 and S5) crowds are weird.
Swank has internet jock itch. Can’t stop scratching, and it is never in the right spot.
I don’t know him but a twindisk for a 6cylinder car is horrific waste. Noting you would ever want for a DD.
That was an awesome post on that thread, Doug. LOL!
Exactly. And when they say you might get 5,000 miles out of it (which is what has been happening to their test cars) it makes you wonder if they’re on crack.
Sure it’s a race application…but they’ve been teasing this product for 18 months, saying they’re making a clutch application for the B8 S4. Now we find out that they aren’t…they’re making a clutch application for cars that don’t even exist yet.
Swank is a knob but I don’t get why he is asking them if they’re also developing something for the street and the douchebags at EuroCode (man they are fucking terrible at this shit) start blasting him online.
Here’s what they should have said
Swankperfection,
Thanks for the interest. We’re working on a couple of things for street applications, but this kit is extreme by design…it’s our race clutch.
Regards
EuroCode
Instead they go off acting a fool, then the little yappy dog John @ ROC Euro shows up and is doing the same shit acting a fool.
Where is paperfag? Did he get deported so he didn’t have to hit the strip?
Exactly. And when they say you might get 5,000 miles out of it (which is what has been happening to their test cars) it makes you wonder if they’re on crack.
Sure it’s a race application…but they’ve been teasing this product for 18 months, saying they’re making a clutch application for the B8 S4. Now we find out that they aren’t…they’re making a clutch application for cars that don’t even exist yet.
Swank is a knob but I don’t get why he is asking them if they’re also developing something for the street and the douchebags at EuroCode (man they are fucking terrible at this shit) start blasting him online.
Here’s what they should have said
Swankperfection,
Thanks for the interest. We’re working on a couple of things for street applications, but this kit is extreme by design…it’s our race clutch.
Regards
EuroCode
Instead they go off acting a fool, then the little yappy dog John @ ROC Euro shows up and is doing the same shit acting a fool.