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#2446

i can agree. for example:

Driver drives a 2010 S5 on H/R Coilovers with Avant Garde wheels that he has to put back to stock because a spring or something broke:

[QUOTE=Slow4;9311544]had you spent money on some performance mods like an CB exhaust, downpipes, spacers, IM and ecu tune…stock ride height wouldn’t be so bad [:p]
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[QUOTE=i1overice;9311565]Car is way too fat and slow to get anything out of the performance mod…
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[QUOTE=Slow4;9312052]um, too fat and slow for performance mods; really? Ya, it might not blow the doors off a 335i or walk a CTS-V coupe or even out-track an E92 M3 with a few bolt ons but stating “too fat and slow for performance mods” is a little ignorant.

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/549681-JHM-just-acquired-a-2008-S5-V8-6-speed-MT-for-more-R-amp-D-and-track-abuse-(build-thread)
http://www.goapr.com/products/stage3_b8_s5_42fsi.html

JHM has the mods to make it a head turner in the performance arena
APR has the kit to make 1/4mi numbers
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http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/563256-VA-Meets?p=9311565&viewfull=1#post9311565

#2447

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/571091-In-house-S6-Project-begins?p=9294058&viewfull=1#post9294058

lol, new shop on AZ decided to do an S6 build and disassembled the motor and ‘cleaned up the bores’…

#2448

i’m not a tech/gearhead but isn’t that a BIG no no?

#2449

Big no no. This is more shops knowing nothing doing no research and just charging customers

#2450

i can agree. for example:

Driver drives a 2010 S5 on H/R Coilovers with Avant Garde wheels that he has to put back to stock because a spring or something broke:

[QUOTE=Slow4;9311544]had you spent money on some performance mods like an CB exhaust, downpipes, spacers, IM and ecu tune…stock ride height wouldn’t be so bad [:p]
[/quote]

[QUOTE=i1overice;9311565]Car is way too fat and slow to get anything out of the performance mod…
[/quote]

[QUOTE=Slow4;9312052]um, too fat and slow for performance mods; really? Ya, it might not blow the doors off a 335i or walk a CTS-V coupe or even out-track an E92 M3 with a few bolt ons but stating “too fat and slow for performance mods” is a little ignorant.

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/549681-JHM-just-acquired-a-2008-S5-V8-6-speed-MT-for-more-R-amp-D-and-track-abuse-(build-thread)
http://www.goapr.com/products/stage3_b8_s5_42fsi.html

JHM has the mods to make it a head turner in the performance arena
APR has the kit to make 1/4mi numbers
[/quote]

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http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/563256-VA-Meets?p=9311565&viewfull=1#post9311565

#2451

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/571091-In-house-S6-Project-begins?p=9294058&viewfull=1#post9294058

lol, new shop on AZ decided to do an S6 build and disassembled the motor and ‘cleaned up the bores’…

#2452

i’m not a tech/gearhead but isn’t that a BIG no no?

#2453

Big no no. This is more shops knowing nothing doing no research and just charging customers

#2454

Wow

After Dennis Silva posted he was very happy with his jhm kit Fat Bearded Tomatoes had to troll, along with Baby Huey.

They don’t think it looks oem enough

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/Screenshot_2013-12-18-23-12-34-1_zpsfb982159.png

Ok. Let’s see a stock RS4 engine bay…

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/Screenshot_2013-12-18-23-50-56_zps85334d2b.png

Now let’s see a JHM supercharged engine bay…

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/Screenshot_2013-12-18-23-54-14-1_zps87b3f619.png

Hmm… Looks pretty stock to me personally. What would I know though.

Fatso said “this is concerning” that the jhm kit doesn’t use the stock maf hose. LOL he can’t be this dumb can he?

Fat Bearded Tomatoes had an APR supercharger. That must be really stock looking. Let’s have a look…

WHOA!!! Your magnesium OEM RS4 manifold went missing buddy! I’m very concerned!

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/Screenshot_2013-12-18-23-52-07_zpsf19e8f3d.png

If jhm doesn’t look OEM enough… I can’t imagine what this looks.

Only possible explanation for Fatso saying that is that he hasn’t looked under the hood since buying his $20,000 APR kit.

Or these guys have shit where they’re supposed to have brains.

#2455

ROFL @ the “fat bearded” ! Spot on Saki

#2456

Haha Saki! The guy puts up ridiculous points, I bring up everyone and he magically disappears. What ducting through the rain tray was he trying to point out? I was so confused by that?

#2457

Nvm modified ac line

#2458

He never did reply to my post about why relocating the MAF is “concerning”.

As for the ac line, isn’t it just a different hose to reroute it but going into the same hole? I have no clue what he means about “cutting the rain tray”…

#2459

I just commented in that thread. Holy fuck? What is wrong with these people?

#2460

Rain tray: Probably referring to where the intercooled S/C cars have their tank. What he doesn’t realize is I believe they are utilizing the black hole where the S4 battery would normally be. Why do we even care what these trolls say in the first place. If they don’t get it, who cares? The rest of the masses will have to come to the conclusion sooner or later that the trolls don’t have a true understanding of how or why people who are smarter than them do the things they do.

#2461

None of it will matter when the kit is officially released and blows all the others out of the water. Then they will also have a built motor option very soon. I think 2014 will be an amazing year for the V8revolutiin…or V8domination perhaps.

#2462

Chunkytomato and Benjew keep running that thread into the ground. Now they are speculating about customers cars being driven. Glad someone posted the 3 pics comparing the supercharger setups to OEM. But since proven wrong they will just ignore it and talk about something else.

#2463

And now Bensti is suspended for making up stories. Lol.

#2464

What the heck is wrong with that guy… Seriously… Im astounded at what he says sometimes.

And then there is this:

“Not even free speech on the Internet. Shame there’s politics everywhere. Two people getting suspensions and warnings for saying their piece… Which is probably truth.”

really you got two people spreading lies about a company, which never happened, and you think that’s free speech… Smh

#2465

Good bacm up Ozcar…I jumped in over there. What a crazy read…best was ben arguing…sure ben we all believe you after the never ending lies you told…and there is that trying to rip off jhm thing…