lulz on other forums (current, not classics)

Looks like DTT is not a place to have your car worked on… They put untested product for sale with power numbers pulled out of the ass and on top of that they post this pathetic shit:

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/08/7b24b063df1424b6459378b4a7bfe6ff.jpg

I mean what kind of a reputable shop would get involved into this kind of shitstorm…

Wow… Very professional shop. lol

Forgot to close the parenthesis.

But seriously, who the hell would spend 30k on that?!?..isn’t that enough to get a nice RS4?

Here’s what I don’t get, the JHM kit can max out the stock internals as well for what, a third of the price? Even less I think. And the JHM kit has undergone over 2 years of intense testing. This kit has undergone 0 minutes of testing.

Does he hope someone is just going to jump on it because it has the words twin turbo? Would such people be akin to the impregnation fetish where you may or may not blow your engine in this case? “I’m not sure if I’ll destroy my car but living on the edge is exiting!”

I don’t get it…

Well some still get suckered into PES… I won’t be surprised if a couple of suckers get scammed into this.

The 650whp claim was indeed literally pulled out of the ass as Brian from DTT just admitted to it:

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/08/129252b20ba350bfc124f9b613781d30.jpg

That turbo thread is classic.

Whenever I read something like that, it’s not even the scam artists that bother me. We all know they are out there, and not just in the performance auto parts world. Con artists are everywhere.

It is the complete morons who support those guys, and bash guys like Euro, even when it is clearly a scam. And then, when it turns out to be a scam, they still don’t get it. Or change their story.

Here is my contribution of the day. It made me LOL. Not a forum, but a local news story.

http://www.cp24.com/news/barrie-police-man-found-poking-suspected-grenade-with-broom-in-parking-lot-1.2320041

[b][b][i]Barrie police: Man found poking suspected grenade with broom in parking lot

The Canadian Press
Published Thursday, April 9, 2015 7:52PM EDT
BARRIE, Ont. - Police say officers responding to a call about a suspected grenade in a Barrie, Ont., parking lot found a witness poking the object with a broom.
Investigators say the man explained to the officers that he was trying to “see if it was real.”
Police say the item found on Thursday morning turned out to be a child’s toy and did not pose any danger to the public.
Officials say they believe it likely fell out of a car and was buried in the snow through the winter.[/i][/b][/b]

What a dumb fuck that guy is. Ever heard of using the enter key. The guy can’t fucking put a post together but he is the guy to sell you a turbo kit. Just proves dumb fucks are everywhere. This dumb shit has no idea if the kit works or any long term testing but he is happy to take the time to put a product that isn’t even a product on his site.

These looser will dissappear soon after they realize this joke is going to burn down the car.

As axel said JHM makes a kit that will blow this out of the water and it’s 1/3 of the cost and 100% from a actual reputable company.

To add more fuel into PES Scam, a friend bought a S/C kit some years ago with a correct tune from them. I decided to help communicate on my friend behalf because PES did not even bother to communicate anything to him. All in all it turned out PES failed to even call back, take care of customer, deliver a good product and just left my friend with a crappy S/C kit that doesn’t work.

In a word, yes, everything you said is accurate.

There LOADS of forum dummies who think turbos are the greatest ever. Why? Because their first modifiable performance car that they modded was a turbocharged 4 banger or V6, and they’re too dumb to know any better. Simple.

The turbo infatuation is the same reason these dummies lost races in their stage 1/2/3 b5 s4s to bolt on 4.2 cars, and then had to come up with a million excuses to placate the turbo gods. They can’t fathom losing with turbos.

It’s a disease. These dummies want turbos at any cost, and they will have them damnit.

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/605864-Custom-Top-Mount-Intercooled-Supercharger-Build-for-my-2007-B7-S4-Cabriolet-6MT/page7

this thread is a general abortion, but two recent posts stood out

[QUOTE=keithwbloom;10644366]Here’s a more resolved application of Autobot logo to intercooler lid:

http://www.keithbloom.com/audizine/images/pes_g4_s2/intercooler_cover_design.png

I think I’ll polish the channels and paint he raised blue areas. I will use chromed hex head fasteners in the lid and will have the IC plumbing 90° elbows chromed or anodized.

[wrench]
[/quote]
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/545/OpoQQ.jpg

[QUOTE=sandspeed;10644734]You should reverse engineer the whole blower/manifold setup. I don’t want to have to hunt down a PES setup to follow in your footsteps.
[/quote]
now, I’m no fan of PES, but attempting to have their design stolen is wrong imo

If I was a betting man, I’d bet he’s going to spend same amount as what JHM charger costs or more and will have a slower car. I know his entire plan was to stay well below what it would cost to upgrade to JHM kit and play engineer in the process while getting a slight bump in power at the end, however I believe it’s just not going to happen how he originally planed it…

With all these threads lately, I’m just waiting for someone to attempt to recreate TT S4, that would be just icing on a cake lmao

Very interesting developments in that turbo thread . The guy from the shop is a disaster lol. I can’t believe he thinks he’s helping. When not insulting everyone on the forum, as well as calling the EVO a shitbox (I thought he was an EVO shop lol) this supposedly smart guy said himself that because the car runs, the kit works and they don’t need to do any testing for longevity. Even more incredible are the videos of the car. The thing sounds and accelerates like a stock Rs4.

It’s honestly a big con. Vapourware with some welding done. One of the videos the one guy says to the other ‘we did a great job eh?’.

My advice to you guys? You’ve all said your piece. Just don’t bother engaging any more. If you have some damning evidence, post it in the thread. Not to steer people from the scam…a fool and his money are soon parted anyway, so if not them, someone else will get them. But just to shove it back in the faces of all of those morons who are sticking up for the con artist. They’re simply trying to con people, and none of the apologist losers on Audizine can see it. Those are the really dangerous people…not the con men.

jareds941
jeff30287488818
lapkritis
daytonaRS4
dtoys4.2 (this guy has really lost his fucking mind, threatening people etc)
badblueRS4
flyingredtomatoes

let’s keep this list going…I will update my post. Because honestly we need to know who has zero credibility. I think some of them are doing it just to oppose euroswagr…and some of them are opposing euroswagr just because he likes JHM. How fucking weird is that?

Please add flyingfuckhead and Badbooboo. They support Brian and his comments.

That turbo thread is classic.

Whenever I read something like that, it’s not even the scam artists that bother me. We all know they are out there, and not just in the performance auto parts world. Con artists are everywhere.

It is the complete morons who support those guys, and bash guys like Euro, even when it is clearly a scam. And then, when it turns out to be a scam, they still don’t get it. Or change their story.

Here is my contribution of the day. It made me LOL. Not a forum, but a local news story.

http://www.cp24.com/news/barrie-police-man-found-poking-suspected-grenade-with-broom-in-parking-lot-1.2320041

[b][b][i]Barrie police: Man found poking suspected grenade with broom in parking lot

The Canadian Press
Published Thursday, April 9, 2015 7:52PM EDT
BARRIE, Ont. - Police say officers responding to a call about a suspected grenade in a Barrie, Ont., parking lot found a witness poking the object with a broom.
Investigators say the man explained to the officers that he was trying to “see if it was real.”
Police say the item found on Thursday morning turned out to be a child’s toy and did not pose any danger to the public.
Officials say they believe it likely fell out of a car and was buried in the snow through the winter.[/i][/b][/b]

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/605864-Custom-Top-Mount-Intercooled-Supercharger-Build-for-my-2007-B7-S4-Cabriolet-6MT/page7

this thread is a general abortion, but two recent posts stood out

[QUOTE=keithwbloom;10644366]Here’s a more resolved application of Autobot logo to intercooler lid:

http://www.keithbloom.com/audizine/images/pes_g4_s2/intercooler_cover_design.png

I think I’ll polish the channels and paint he raised blue areas. I will use chromed hex head fasteners in the lid and will have the IC plumbing 90° elbows chromed or anodized.

[wrench]
[/quote]
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/545/OpoQQ.jpg

[QUOTE=sandspeed;10644734]You should reverse engineer the whole blower/manifold setup. I don’t want to have to hunt down a PES setup to follow in your footsteps.
[/quote]
now, I’m no fan of PES, but attempting to have their design stolen is wrong imo

If I was a betting man, I’d bet he’s going to spend same amount as what JHM charger costs or more and will have a slower car. I know his entire plan was to stay well below what it would cost to upgrade to JHM kit and play engineer in the process while getting a slight bump in power at the end, however I believe it’s just not going to happen how he originally planed it…

With all these threads lately, I’m just waiting for someone to attempt to recreate TT S4, that would be just icing on a cake lmao

Don’r forget a troll by the name Corbett :wink:

Corbett is a moronic troll, but I don’t think he has been supporting the conmen, has he?

that was funny. Should maybe go in the shoot the shit thread rather than the lulz on other forums thread

give yourself an infraction too :slight_smile:

Very interesting developments in that turbo thread . The guy from the shop is a disaster lol. I can’t believe he thinks he’s helping. When not insulting everyone on the forum, as well as calling the EVO a shitbox (I thought he was an EVO shop lol) this supposedly smart guy said himself that because the car runs, the kit works and they don’t need to do any testing for longevity. Even more incredible are the videos of the car. The thing sounds and accelerates like a stock Rs4.

It’s honestly a big con. Vapourware with some welding done. One of the videos the one guy says to the other ‘we did a great job eh?’.

My advice to you guys? You’ve all said your piece. Just don’t bother engaging any more. If you have some damning evidence, post it in the thread. Not to steer people from the scam…a fool and his money are soon parted anyway, so if not them, someone else will get them. But just to shove it back in the faces of all of those morons who are sticking up for the con artist. They’re simply trying to con people, and none of the apologist losers on Audizine can see it. Those are the really dangerous people…not the con men.

jareds941
jeff30287488818
lapkritis
daytonaRS4
dtoys4.2 (this guy has really lost his fucking mind, threatening people etc)
badblueRS4
flyingredtomatoes

let’s keep this list going…I will update my post. Because honestly we need to know who has zero credibility. I think some of them are doing it just to oppose euroswagr…and some of them are opposing euroswagr just because he likes JHM. How fucking weird is that?