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I watched a vid of the 2013 regular shelby gt500 stock vs. a 2013 gtr stock in several roll races. I’m a big fan of the gtr’s incredible stock feats and their modified accomplishments. I like the new Fords and their accomplishments as well. I was impressed at how well the gt500 beat the gtr time and time again in roll races stock vs. stock. a great thing about the video I watched, the owner of the gtr also owns the gt500. He has his friend drive the gt500 first then they switched back and forth over and over again to make sure it wasn’t driver related. That 2013’ Ford is a beast. Adding 200HP to that seems insane and would crush with ease I’d have to assume the majority of cars out there.

They quite often underperform, those big Fords, because they just can not put the power down. Some launch control would be pretty valuable.

I just remember the 2-3 yera old GT500 making 500 hp and going 12.8 @ 113. Whats with that?

Anyway, the new ones seem pretty fucking angry.

I’m sure LC would help tremendously but that why they did roll races I’d assume instead of a dig race.

There must be some changes that we weren’t made aware of - other than that I don’t know why the 500HP versions were getting 12.8’s in the 1/4 and such mediocre trap speeds.

See…that’s not sarcasm. Sarcasm would be ‘you’ll crush him no problem. 850 hp? Big deal.’

Anyway, let’s see how people reacted to your post…see if they thought you were being sarcastic

[quote=yannekdude]Are you deranged?
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[quote=ynnekdude]I believe in being optimistic as well. This is not a time to be optimistic. He will be embarrassed.

Heck, I hope he does it for the sake of good fun but it’s going to be like watching Alabama play Notre Dame… Too soon?
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[quote]This is insanity. The stock 2013 GT500 puts down approximately 600hp/600lb-ft to the wheels. It runs the 1/4th in 11.6, traps 125.7mph, and does 0-100 in 7.7 sec. The Super Snake has another ~200whp…

Seriously? The OP is a troll. He is probably just trying to show how blinded some of you are. Stage II S4s are completely respectable but they will not run with the 2013 GT500… Definitely not the 850hp Super Snake.
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[quote]The 2012 and older GT500 you may have a chance for a little bit, especially if its a Vert. However if you even think you will have a chance against the normal GT500 let alone a supersnake your’e dreaming. The normal GT500 with Tune, Intake and Exhaust runs 9’s lol
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[quote]A Laguna Seca Boss 302 might be faster. A GT500 stock is certainly faster. A super snake is insanely fast. Corvette ZR-1 modded fast.
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well my sarcasm and your sarcasm must not be the same. When your comparing 2 cars and I say the heavier car with half the horsepower, and more drivetrain loss will beat the much much faster car up to 140, that is pretty sarcastic. It doesn’t matter though you guys like to nitpick every small detail, down to the letter just to be petty. I’m not like that, to each his own.
BTW how come every time I try to defend myself I get negative karma? Hahaha you guys are douches.

BTW
Can some of you bitches Karma me up over here?? I’m melting in the sun.

(I hope that was the right way to ask)

I haven’t given you any karma (positive or negative) so go fuck yourself.

I tried but its harder than it sounds, you have to have a really big dick.

you can buy a dildo from any number of porn shops in the valley. Try harder.

Why don’t you make a how to video for me? I think that’s the only way.

Didnt you go to grade 9 health class? I mean that had to be like 4 years ago for you.

I can’t believe you don’t fucking know how to be sarcastic, Paperish.

I don’t appreciate your smartass comments Jspazz…

Why are you attacking Saki?

Paper…go run your car for us…I am seriously interested to see what times you’ll lay down.

It’s hard to be sarcastic, when your sitting in court and the people are trying to fuck you in the ass, and the judge is trying to fuck you in the ass. I’m trying to keep my butthole as tight as possible right now until I can leave.

I am going to run my car, I just don’t know when.

I’m being sarcastic. Seemed obvious to me…?

You really are clueless, both cars are virtually identical in weight. You’re delusional and need meds asap. Olanzapine 10mg once daily, haloperidol 1mg three times daily, and some emergency lorazepam 1mg as needed up to four times daily is a good start.

Add some prison buttsex to the above should do the trick.

Im guessing the same reason why i got a 12.8 with my CTS-V… soo much power but with street tires you cant transfer it to the pavement.

Are you a doctor? Will those meds get me high? If so please send some over my way. Otherwise kiss my ass and stop scrutinizing every word I say. I’m trying to be nice to you but that will not last long if you continue being a douche.

Not very obvious try harder. You need to be a certain type of sarcastic for certain people to not get confused. Get it? Got it? Good!!!

You still have plenty of buffer. I once read from God himself that you need to hit -30 to get a suspension. Yes, it’s happened a bunch of times :slight_smile: