lulz on other forums (current, not classics)

lol I love how the 2.7 is everyone’s solution. Could you get the 4.2 in an Avant

a-four lo’s 2.7T manifold didn’t end up producing very good results… I told him in the beginning JHM already looked into it and said it was no good. Oh well.

Oh and now he has a HONDA throttlebody on the 2.7T manifold.

Yes. You read that correctly.

sweet

the A4 throttle body is what…80-82mm like the 4.2 MPI engine? Or something else? 2.7T is 70 or so. Using a 2.7T TB on an NA car seems backwards.

B7 RS4 is 90mm I believe.

As for a honda throttle body, it’s not such a stretch…lots of these TB parts are shared. B7 RS4 and C6 Z06 use the same one if i recall correctly from a thread we had here a month or two ago. May be in B8 S4 started by primetime.

The guy just doesn’t seem to listen. Someone told him his brake downgrade is unsafe and his first response was I better delete those posts.

In other news, a weird thread about jfonz… http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=476697

The 3.0 is the same size as the 2.7…70mm, it seems te be the standard size on Audi V6 engines

LMFAO JDM is trying to sell his car on AZ: http://www.audizine.com/classifieds/showproduct.php?product=68592&title=2005-5-b7-s4-6mt-jhm-extras&cat=68

…While racing 350Z’s and neglecting other maintenance on his own car (warning link may be nostalgic for some members on here! Thread started 2011 and necrobumped for 2012): http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/413937-Keep-losing-to-350z!!!

I particularly liked the JDM is LTFAO comment

First he said all his problems last year were just a tank of bad gas and a bad fuel filter, so its ok to buy his car lol

Then he said ‘I filled up at Sam’s Club, and I filled up a few of my dad’s cars there the same day and they were running like shit too’.

Then he said he was at some car show one night and was low on gas so he rushed to a sam’s club that was close and got some gas to race his friend’s 350z

Lol

Why the need to say ‘a few of my dad’s cars’? To brag that he’s rich…while asking for money for his car. Fail.

Who fills up his s4 + a few other cars same day??? And at Sam’s Club…somewhere he admits earlier he never goes? Just on a whim, he goes, fills up his S4…goes hoe…grabs one of dad’s cars and fills it up. Goes home, and grabs another of his cars and fills IT up. Goes home AGAIN and grabs YET ANOTHER of dad’s cars and fills IT up. I will assume he stopped at 3 but a few could mean anything. Who? Someone who is making up a story to coroberate the bad gas story.

He’s trying to explain the losing races, misfires, etc all on Sam’s club gas…and writing so many lies he trips himself up in the process.

Epic failure.

People who religiously buy gas at Sam’s club/Cosco are annoying. They do it just to tell everyone they saved $2 on a tank of gas…but they had to pay $100 a year to be allowed to buy gas there. It’s not horrible in most cases for cheaper cars but the lack of additives will only do harm in the long run.

some MORON with an RS4 on quattroworld/Audiworld is vying for moron of the year.

He ran 13.4 @ 103 in his RS4, then started a thread on quattrofail asking what stock RS4s should run…then accused me of lying about my 12.94 lol. Check out his launch technique.

http://forums.quattroworld.com/rs4b7/msgs/78832.phtml

[QUOTE=BADBLUERS4]Thank you Mick! Thats what I needed to know!
This proves that Saki’s 12.8 carboned up car was total BS!
[/quote]

[QUOTE=BADBLUERS4]I launched by revving only about 1.5k rpm’s and releasing on last yellow light.… what is everyone else’s stock 1/4 mile time? What are you seeing Elevens?
[/quote]
So I posted this for him on Audiworld in his ‘I need a mechannic in Atlanta’ thread. Total fucking moron.

How long till he blames carbon buildup lol

I’ve enjoyed reading this one 8)

I think staying the hell out of there is the right thing to do. What’s NotoriousVR’s beef with your work?

seems like they want logs and the lack of logs being posted is making for a conspiracy that there is a signature in your files that will show them you used someone else’s file as a base. So give them logs and shut them the fuck up. So annoying.

regarding Notorious VR (who seems to be organizing a clan-like jfonz-burning crew) didn’t he at one time offer tuning? He had a website linked in his signature or something…thought he was trying to sell tunes, but then gave up on it. If that’s the case, kind of odd that he’s banging on you for learning from nef and then making it a business. Does he want you to give money to the nefmoto guys or something? Or a shout out? lol

Very odd.

Good lord this is epic tomfoolery from blueRS4: http://forums.audiworld.com/showthread.php?t=2823040

…edit to include the quotes, AW makes my brain hurt like QW:

[quote]I wish I could reach thru my phone and smack you for everyone on every forum!
[/quote]

[quote]You know that slips not yours! Stop bull****tin!! Just disappear!!! Your carbonned up car cannot make those times!!! And you’re too broke to carbon clean!! Hahaha!!! Keep Savin your pennies chump!
[/quote]

[quote]It must feel real good to have to troll on Audi forums that you’re banned from!! HAHAHA loser! No one likes you!! Clown!!! Pretty soon you’ll be all alone with your car and no friends, no forums to get on…that’s worth looking forward to! Fake slip drag racing SAKI! HAHA
[/quote]

There are plenty of logs posted, videos, 1/4 mile times… i’ve even seen logs of unfinished files get posted.
one guy even got one of my files compared to all the big name tuners and the verdict was original.

I can’t post an logs over there anyhow. Even if I could I’m not sure i need to prove myself to some e-thugs.

I think nvr’s beef is on a more personal level than a quality of tune or service level. I have never tuned any of his cars.

Funny stuff on that AW thread,

Are you sure you didn’t just pull a random slip of a Merc off the internet and claim it as yours Saki? lol

It baffles me how people can be so absolutely ignorant and why they need to verbally insult people they don’t know. People like that should be run over by their own cars

I hate AW. The attack on Saki is absurd. It’s the special needs audi forum.

The 3.0 bastardization thread is now locked as per Anthony.

Yeah I saw that

Now we will never know what is going to end up of that poor 3.0

i hate locked threads. So silly.

http://forums.quattroworld.com/rs4b7/msgs/79086.phtml

hmm…this can only end well.

sakidamus predicts:

  1. he doesn’t drive 750 miles of city on his clutch before the track event
  2. he goes to the track event and fuses the clutch
  3. he posts on quattroworld about how his JHM clutch is all fucked up
  4. ngng posts ’ i told you so’ and then adds this to his webpage
  5. bensti announces he will be selling clutch kits next week
  6. mick announces he will be doing some logging to test his current clutch before installing a ‘new’ clutch in a few months

;D