lulz on other forums (current, not classics)

I like the part where they talk about how it would be “easier” to swap in a 3.0t.

Umm…didnt that shop in california try that…and they’re knee deep in shit right now (around $100,000 so far trying to make a b8 s4 avant in the us)

How can someone be so fucking stupid?

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/562027-Holy-effing-tire-wear!?p=9116466&viewfull=1#post9116466

Remus exhaust gets owned…

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/562978-Remus-Exhaust-S4-Exhaust-Special-offer

lol that was a blood bath

Crazy to think he just walked in there pimping his shit exhaust. Wonder how much he’s paying AZ.

hahahaha

He’s so fresh he has no idea what to write. The precious consumer bit wasn’t sarcasm. That was just bad English.

It’s like when you read English instructions for a product from China. They’re FUKT.

Nice to see the communitys maturation in the last couple years. when i bought my S4 in 09 that shit would been eaten up like hotcakes. Now its not just the same wolfpack time and time again demanding facts and actual performance.

Well said

Although the usual suspects are still there trying to protect the garbage vendors… namely dparm calling everyone haters for pointing out the facts. Fucking pathetic. Guy sold his b6 and bought a b8…then sold that for an m3… Yet he’s still helping shitty vendors???

The ONLY thing dparm should be known for is “oil analysi guru” because beside that he truly isnt knowledgable at all.

Why he gives a fuck is beyond me…that exhaust looks like shit any it’s a fucking axel back!

Remus got their butthole remused…fuck them. Can’t wait until they show their MS paint dyno sheet

axle back only for $1000? Fuck you.
2" piping? Fuck you.
Hideous fucking tips that look incredibly rice? Fuck you.
Guy from the company has NO answers? Fuck you.
Guy from company posts dynos of random ass turbo cars as proof? Fuck you.
Guy from company writes like Borat speaks? Fuck you.

Someone said to read the Reamus (that’s not a typo) guy’s posts in the voice of Borat. I fucking lol’d. I was already doing it after the first one.

Agreed! I called Dparm out six months ago when he suggested a member call Vast after they shut their doors 2+ years ago.

Best just to ask them. They are a member on this site.

Maybe he will respond with an explanation on his retardism. What really makes it fucking retarded is when he stated
"Yeah i’m fine, i knew it was going to happen when i pulled the wheels off months ago, I’ve been neglecting a balance and alignment since last season and these tires have been on for 3 summers already, I was trying to get one more season on them before getting new tires and wheels refinished, the second i heard the gun shot i was in front of a parking lot and pulled right in… both rears looked like that and the fronts had even wear. "

What if he was cruising on the freeway and it blows out there causing deaths and massive pile ups…GOTTA GET THAT ONE MORE SEASON OUT OF THEM!

That was G-rat, he is a member here as well :slight_smile:

How about all the AZ retards sucking Mops cock. That perfect stance mod. That perfect tint mod. That perfect rare color mod (even more rare than Audi exclusives)

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/562779-Turbo-3-2?p=9133282&viewfull=1#post9133282

http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=b5_D7GfqM-L5eM&tbnid=E3bfcrHCIQxdyM:&ved=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fcommons.wikimedia.org%2Fwiki%2FFile%3ABlind_Leading_the_Blind_by_Lee_Mclaughlin.jpg&ei=OX5VUu-3JMGmigLwxoDwCA&psig=AFQjCNGHTNs6wdLznE1sCucOft4NhDUDdQ&ust=1381420985641682

The dual B6 A4 setup is $704. I guess it costs an extra $300 to do those performance destroying crimps? :slight_smile:

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/562992-Remus-Exhaust-A4-Exhaust-Special-offer?p=9132511&viewfull=1#post9132511

No person in that thread knows a thing about cars! and $3000 for a fucking custom tune…I’m surprised they don’t want your ass virginity too. I especially love the idiots posting about technical stuff that can’t fucking put a sentence together.

How can someone be so fucking stupid?

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/562027-Holy-effing-tire-wear!?p=9116466&viewfull=1#post9116466

Remus exhaust gets owned…

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/562978-Remus-Exhaust-S4-Exhaust-Special-offer

Dear JHM, make my car backfire because it sounds so fucking sweet…I’m not even gonna say anything in this thread it annoys me so much!

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/563130-Exhaust-popping-on-decel

Reminds me of the kid who bought my B5 S4. I took him for a ride and when downshifting coming to a signal it start doing the pops and he was just like “omg that sounds so good, I have to have this car!”

Needless to say a few moments later his parents bought the car for him. :stuck_out_tongue:

Not that he didn’t get a good deal and all.