My Turd Nugget Won't Start

Bought this guy off of Copart. Inserting the key in the ignition won’t wake the car up at all. E-brake won’t disengage so I can’t even move the dang thing in my driveway :joy::joy:

Flood car in 2015, car is exceptionally clean, but as I’ve found so far, ignition switch module, immobilizer start module, and the module underneath the driverside dash relays is was laced with salt. Cleaned them all up as well as replaced the 3 switches and relay in the J518 and still nada.

Engines got oil and coolant, bypassed the starter relay and it’s got plenty of juice and sounds healthy.

Was hoping to keep this thing as it’s exceptionally clean, but it looks like it might be getting parted while the engine lives its life in the back of an old green s6 avant with a Porsche Boxster Transmission


You checked the fuses and relays in the engine bay?

Was the car in salt water?

I’ve checked every fuse I can think of. Engine compartment, both sides of the dash, trunk area… whatever was bad I replaced, which wasn’t much.

Still no power to anything in the car like a J518 would suggest…

I don’t believe there was salt water intrusion from how clean everything is, but who knows at this point.

Here is a full scan of the car. Battery is more than good at 12.3v.

Date: 2022-12-18 11:48

VIN:
Car: Audi S6
Year: 2008...2013
Body type: Saloon
Mileage: 113150 KM

01 Engine

Trouble codes:
    No trouble codes found

02 Transmission

Trouble codes:
    No trouble codes found

03 Brakes

Trouble codes:
    No trouble codes found

04 Steering Angle Sensor

Trouble codes:
    No trouble codes found

05 Keyless System

System description: FBSAUDIC6 ELV   H05
Software number: 4F0910852B
Software version: 0100
Hardware number: 4F0905852E
Hardware version: 242
Serial number: 10602501578701
Coding: 0000007

Subsystems:
    System description: FBSAUDIC6 EZS   H03
    Software number: 4F0910132L
    Software version: 0020

    System description: FBSAUDIC6 KSG   H03
    Software number: 4F0910335B
    Software version: 0020

    System description: FBSAUDIC6 IDG   H01
    Software number: 4F0910220G
    Software version: 0053

Trouble codes:
    00532 - Supply voltage Lower limit not reached
        static
    00446 - Function limitation due to insufficient voltage Lower limit not reached
        static

08 Air Conditioning

Trouble codes:
    No trouble codes found

09 Central Electrics

System description: ILM Fahrer      H22
Software number: 4F0910279M
Software version: 0320
Hardware number: 4F0907279A
Serial number: 4F0907279
Coding: 0135123

Subsystems:
    System description: Fehler Lin-Slave 01

    System description: Fehler Lin-Slave 02

Trouble codes:
    00978 - Left low beam headlamp bulb Open circuit/short circuit to B+
        static
    00979 - Right low beam headlamp bulb Open circuit/short circuit to B+
        static

0E Media Player

Trouble codes:
    No trouble codes found

11 Engine 2

Trouble codes:
    No trouble codes found

15 Airbag

Trouble codes:
    No trouble codes found

16 Steering Column

Trouble codes:
    No trouble codes found

17 Dashboard

System description: KOMBIINSTR.
Software number: 4F0920985H
Software version: 0147
Hardware number: 4F0920985H
Hardware version: H09
Serial number: DHS23N35A
Long coding: 8BD60A010B00CF05020201

Trouble codes:
    No trouble codes found

19 Gateway

System description: GW-BEM 5CAN-M
Software number: 4F0907468N
Software version: 0035
Hardware number: 4F0907468G
Hardware version: H06
Serial number: 3000M105170018
Long coding: 000303

Subsystems:
    System description: J367-BDM    
    Software number: 8K0915181C
    Software version: 0125
    Hardware version: H07
    Serial number: 00000000002790224134

Trouble codes:
    01320 - Climatronic control module No signal/communication
        static
    01331 - Driver side door control module No signal/communication
        static
    01332 - Frt.pass. side door control module No signal/communication
        static
    01333 - Left rear door control module No signal/communication
        static
    01334 - Right rear door ctrl. module No signal/communication
        static
    00456 - Access/start authorization control module No signal/communication
        Intermittent
    02103 - Veh. elec. sys. ctrl. mod. 2 No signal/communication
        static
    02873 - Rearview camera system control module No signal/communication
        static
    00384 - Optical data bus Open circuit
        static
    01964 - Memory Seat Control Module / steering column adjustment No signal/communication
        Intermittent
    00457 - Vehicle Electrical System Control Module No signal/communication
        Intermittent
    01321 - Airbag control module No signal/communication
        static
    03041 - Energy management active
        static
    01330 - Comfort system central control module No signal/communication
        Intermittent
    00466 - Steering column electronics control module No signal/communication
        Intermittent

36 Driver Seat

System description: MEM-FS
Software number: 4F0959760D
Software version: 0064
Hardware number: 4F0959760D
Hardware version: H08
Serial number: 00001010164955
Long coding: 00581B00004011110000

Trouble codes:
    00532 - Supply voltage Lower limit not reached
        static
    00446 - Function limitation due to insufficient voltage
        static

3C Lane Change Assistant Right

Trouble codes:
    No trouble codes found

42 Driver Door

Trouble codes:
    No trouble codes found

46 Comfort System

Trouble codes:
    No trouble codes found

47 Sound System

Trouble codes:
    No trouble codes found

4C Tire Pressure

Trouble codes:
    No trouble codes found

4F Central Electrics 2

Trouble codes:
    No trouble codes found

52 Passenger Door

Trouble codes:
    No trouble codes found

53 Parking Brake

Trouble codes:
    No trouble codes found

55 Headlight Regulation

Trouble codes:
    No trouble codes found

56 Radio

Trouble codes:
    No trouble codes found

5F Multimedia

Trouble codes:
    No trouble codes found

62 Rear Left Door

Trouble codes:
    No trouble codes found

6C Rear View Camera

Trouble codes:
    No trouble codes found

72 Rear Right Door

Trouble codes:
    No trouble codes found

76 Parking Assistance

System description: Parkhilfe 4-Kan H02
Software number: 4L0910283B
Software version: 0500
Hardware number: 4L0919283B
Serial number: 12331013300120
Coding: 0021306

Trouble codes:
    00456 - Access/start authorization control module No signal/communication
        Intermittent
    00576 - Terminal 15 Implausible signal
        Intermittent

So, I’ve decided I’m going to part it out. I was able to use my Immobilizer off ECU’s and chassis loom that I use for my V10 powered C4 Avant + a little starting fluid to fire it right up!

And that’s without any power to the Immobilizer, key, tramsmission…basically everything! Pretty cool and it was the first start in presumably 8 years.

So with that being said, everything will be for sale. Seats are damn near perfect as well as all interior and exterior bits. Brakes are almost brand new as well. I will be tearing the 70,000 mile motor out and selling it as a turn key swap for an older chassis. $6500 and you can drop it in pretty much any older chassis with an 01e/01a bolt pattern, same setup as mine!

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