New S5 Exhaust Option

all this talk of dickhead loud vs. asshole loud is making me picture an adaptation of the top gear cock-ometer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw7D9cDQqHo

James drives by with stock exhaust, registers a 2

Jezza with non res cat back - a 7

Richard with catless mufflerless headers straight exhaust breaks the machine and everyones eardrums

So good! I died laughing the first time i saw that

Jeremy’s outfit was the best. He likes an underdog, and likes to have a kick at the top dog. That’s why he was having a go at the M3 drivers there.

Nowadays with Audis surge to the fore of ‘cool’ he has turned his attention to kicking at Audi drivers. It started with the RS4 not long after that vs. segment with the M3/C63/RS4. Talking about how M3 owners have all sold their M3s and bought RS4s.

A friend just told me to watch out for catless exhausts being super stinky.

Yeah?

That much of a difference?

Depends on the fuel. Emmisions states put so much crap in the fuel that they stink even with cats… get a jhm tune and it should run cleaner. I kmkw my car ran cleaner with the jhm tune…most states and places you should be goods and on average I don’t think most people have issues with stinky catless exhausts

I thought that they wouldn’t be a problem on a decent running car with a decent tune. I’ve only really heard from shops (who make more money if you get a catted exhaust) and hippies that catless is bad.

Shops tree huggers and deadbeat hippies know only how to complain about stuff… 2004 and up audis have a very accurate wideband 02 system. They are super accurate at keeping the fuel dslivered properly so there is no extra fuel wasted… you still need a good tune like jhm to keep emmisions down and has a solid clean fuel curve…

1.) best of audirevolutionnomination right here. The dickhead loud vs. asshole loud quote.

2.) I just ordered the FI exhaust for my S5 so we`ll get an in depth before after film going.

1.) best of audirevolutionnomination right here. The dickhead loud vs. asshole loud quote.

2.) I just ordered the FI exhaust for my S5 so we`ll get an in depth before after film going.

Wow, talk about absolute top quality. So impressed with this.
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Fast Intentions is honestly one of the best exhausts I’ve seen/installed…and I’ve helped install dozens on my cars and friends from many manufacturers. Quality and fitment is top notch and they sound amazing

Wow, talk about absolute top quality. So impressed with this.
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/02/13/a13a93bf173210cac4f7014d8aea195b.jpg

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/02/13/94cb6b9fe33bb91668898685245032f3.jpg

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/02/13/1bf3c65f658b8a2af59ae17c410e6592.jpg

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/02/13/e37b33b3c397a55d82b9f4a16dcb88b3.jpg

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/02/13/f2ad0b850850c05a644dfafe8ad85b78.jpg

Fast Intentions is honestly one of the best exhausts I’ve seen/installed…and I’ve helped install dozens on my cars and friends from many manufacturers. Quality and fitment is top notch and they sound amazing

Surgery day!
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Surgery day!
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I was given the best compliment this morning. The guy said “yours doesn’t sound like all the other ones.” and he was referring to all the other aftermarket exhausts. Fuckin right it doesn’t.

where did you get it installed?

Corporate Autoworks; another unit in my complex. Pretty handy for not-too-big-a-deal stuff. Drop the car off, walk back to office 2 mins.

I originally thought installing the full exhaust was the nightmare job, then I realized that’s the test pipes.

I was given the best compliment this morning. The guy said “yours doesn’t sound like all the other ones.” and he was referring to all the other aftermarket exhausts. Fuckin right it doesn’t.

yeah, the test pipes is a bit of work on the B8 chassis, but not that bad.

for those guys it’s like mowing a big yard vs. mowing a small yard. They’re working anyway, and they’re paid by the size of the job so it’s just all in a day’s work