:o
http://news.yahoo.com/angry-ex-girlfriend-goes-ballistic-rips-off-man-192805232.html
oh fuck, watch her get away with community service lol
^ I wouldn’t be shocked if she did lol. I can’t imagine how that must have felt.
Wow. Reading that put me in pain…
I don’t get it. You’re sitting at the computer…and you have no clothes on? Or do you let her pull your knob and bollocks out of your pants, then let her dig her nails in and get an iron grip?
I mean if you have a girlfriend who has the potential to tear your ballsack off, I don’t think you dump her, then a week later let her walk in while your balls are out and unprotected.
Maybe she tricked him and offered him a good bye blowjob? But again, your girl is going to have shown signs that she’s crazy in the past…(probably why he broke up with her)…so having smited her, I don’t think you’d be wise to leave your gentleman vegetables anywhere near her, or her nails.
LOL, I have been kicked in the nuts before (3 sisters), I couldn’t imagine getting them ripped off.
I <3 my bird.
lmao - all of these points came to mind when I read the article. I love random news like this, it reminds me how lucky most of us are to have boring safe lives. If a chick attempted to rip any part of my junk off I would have been arrested at a minimum for choking her the fuck out. How was she not within striking distance or at least arms reach? Was the dude a midget and she has an 80" reach advantage? I don’t get it either.