No… He’s like that Lou guy from Canada, he just posts times he has read about in his sig…
that started out funny, but unfortunately they just used a bunch of generic terms
They needed to do the top 10 actual trolljobs etc. and link to the actual originals. that would be much more fun,
This classic last week had me laughing. bambam is a solid ball buster and fun troll
Thread Title: How do you charge the battery? (B7 Rs4)
[quote=OP]Lads,
I’ve not been using the car for a couple of months hence the flat battery, so I’ve bought a nice charger on recommendations from guys on here.
However, after looking at the battery it states on it with a picture not to attach the charger clips direct to the battery terminals but to somewhere under the bonnet!!
I’ve seen a positive terminal under the plastic cover with the picture of the battery on it but can’t see a negative terminal in there!
Then after looking in the manual it states to connect them to the battery terminals, WTF!!!
Any advice appreciated!
Cheers
[/quote]
[quote=another guy]mine was flat a few weeks ago after not used for 2 months. i jump started it but still not used car since. got no power in garage so will have to bring car home and charge it then. interesting about the built in lead in battery base!
[/quote]
[quote=bam bam]Errrrm, it was a joke. Please tell me you lot don’t think there’s a UK spec cable hidden inside every car battery ready for plugging a DC battery into an AC mains socket?!?!
[/quote]
[quote]What is everyone upset about? Either buy CPS 1.0 or buy 2.0. They are both amazing products that no consumer has a hope of out driving.
Also, if you have a stage 1 tune you should buy one if you want to get the most out of your car.
[/quote]
Except West because he’s a track expert…
^ did he actually do a 12.90? The last one I’ve seen was a 13.0x on race fuel.
No… He’s like that Lou guy from Canada, he just posts times he has read about in his sig…
lol thats classic
that started out funny, but unfortunately they just used a bunch of generic terms
They needed to do the top 10 actual trolljobs etc. and link to the actual originals. that would be much more fun,
This classic last week had me laughing. bambam is a solid ball buster and fun troll
Thread Title: How do you charge the battery? (B7 Rs4)
[quote=OP]Lads,
I’ve not been using the car for a couple of months hence the flat battery, so I’ve bought a nice charger on recommendations from guys on here.
However, after looking at the battery it states on it with a picture not to attach the charger clips direct to the battery terminals but to somewhere under the bonnet!!
I’ve seen a positive terminal under the plastic cover with the picture of the battery on it but can’t see a negative terminal in there!
Then after looking in the manual it states to connect them to the battery terminals, WTF!!!
Any advice appreciated!
Cheers
[/quote]
[quote=another guy]mine was flat a few weeks ago after not used for 2 months. i jump started it but still not used car since. got no power in garage so will have to bring car home and charge it then. interesting about the built in lead in battery base!
[/quote]
[quote=bam bam]Errrrm, it was a joke. Please tell me you lot don’t think there’s a UK spec cable hidden inside every car battery ready for plugging a DC battery into an AC mains socket?!?!
[/quote]
Hahahaha
I just saw a guy on the F150 forum ask what the keyhole next to his license plate was. He said he “was afraid to stick his key in it and turn it and mess something up”
How do idiots like this make it through life, this guy seriously didn’t know what it was…searched his manual and everything!
http://www.f150forum.com/f38/keyhole-near-rear-license-plate-244558/
Everyone clearly knows that’s the self destruct activation.
lol thats classic
Hahahaha
I just saw a guy on the F150 forum ask what the keyhole next to his license plate was. He said he “was afraid to stick his key in it and turn it and mess something up”
How do idiots like this make it through life, this guy seriously didn’t know what it was…searched his manual and everything!
http://www.f150forum.com/f38/keyhole-near-rear-license-plate-244558/
Everyone clearly knows that’s the self destruct activation.
More gold from Westy, master of data misapplication…
Also several West-isms worthy of Auditude’s most interesting man alive comparison in this gem West posted
damn i need an edit button…
http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/581919-the-original-gangster-red-DIS
Did you catch the one about a week ago when he stated that the “best” thing about the B8 S4 is the seats? I forgot to link it here. Unbelievable.
When I feel like I haven’t face palmed in a while, I read his posts… 
More gold from Westy, master of data misapplication…