Why do big turbo b5 s4 owners always announce that their cars have base tunes?

I think you gave him the impression you want to fight him. I would never fight Turks. Maybe you’re a fast runner?

Saki, this has nothing to do with fighting. At all, I have only used his jargon. I want to race him, see what he’s got, you know?
Plus I don’t run I tap dance remember?

I was asking if you’re a fast runner because if he catches you he’ll twist your arm off and mail it Conservative Party of Canada headquarters.

Cool, I’m not meeting up with him to fight, kinda a non issue saki.

lol ok you say so

Looking forward to you driving 500 miles to race him (all while being too busy to hit the dragstrip :D)

You find me a dragstrip that is open on the 18-19 in the NYC area. and I will go. We’ve been through this. I get every other Monday off and after the show opens I get that Monday-Tuesday off.

You a big baller son. Private track rental yo!

The track here is open wednesday and friday night, and sat/sun mornings/early afternoon (although half the weekends in the summer it’s closed to sportsman events.

Also, nobody lives near the dragstrip (because it’s a shitty, land intensive business thus it has to be in the middle of nowhere) so it’s tough to go. Then when you can go, it’s 99 degrees out and 88% humidity pushing the density altityude up to 2500 feet.

I totally understand. Just messing with you.

Hard to tell sometimes, no biggy.

I would really like to race if he’d like to meet up

Must be nice, try starting out at 4K ft

I’d really like to run your car, let me know if the afternoon/evening of the 19th works. You can call time and place. I will drive to you.

His car is not assembled at the moment. There for he is unable to entertain you and your inability to find a way to make it to the track. Racewaypark is in New Jersey. It is open for test and tune, Wednesday, Fri, Sat and Sunday. I see that you have tried continuously to race a dead horse. Why note try even harder to challenge yourself to an exceptional performance at the track, rather than try to elude everyone into thinking that the track is unattainable in your life, because you are clearly not as busy as you would like Saki to believe. I am not saying that you are not a busy man, because work should always come first. I am just hoping that you realize that we all know that you have just put on a show.

Damn, that was eloquent as fuck. +1

Sir, though you would like to think you’ve had me with your futile points, you have yet to achieve true insight. I shall enlighten you, and when I’m finished you will see that it is not a facade or “show” as you like to put it; it is my circumstance. I merely requested a non agreeing member to race so I might then show him the power AMD claims is fair and balanced like Fox News.
I have mentioned a few times That I am currently working at a theatre. My hours of work are normally 8-5 then a show at night until 10. I am, according to contract, not supposed to leave town until my day off (Monday usually but I have the 18-19, Mandated off). With that said, I was never informed his car wasn’t in working condition, I never would have challenged him.
Moving forward, I would then like to cordially pass on the invite to you, fastest Audi whatever, would you like to meet up on Tuesday the 19th and have a few pulls/runs/a square off?
Please R.S.V.P A.S.A.P so I may know to plan my homebound trip accordingly.

Cordially,

Addison Reid Coe

I know your going to say “It is impossible for a man of my stature to be available to race on the 20th”. Hmm! Should I ask anyway? Can you squeeze the 20th into your very busy schedule, Lets say 5:pm? That would be a perfect day for me to…

I’m waiting for your excuse.

He is working in another state on the 20th

You picked the day he can’t race and ignored the two he offered.

I’m pretty sure he will be available on Wed, unless he is driving straight back to that other state Tuesday night, without any sleep, then to his next show Wednesday.

I would be racing you on my way home dawg. I have to be in the city on the day of a show. In my contract. Let me know if you want to.

Are you referring Wed ? please take it easy with the names. Thank you.

I wasnt trying to be condescending, I apologize. No, I’m on my way home Tuesday. I have to be in VA Wednesday. Day of show.