Double zing! ;D
I have bachelors in Chemical Engineering, a masters in Biochemical Engineering.
But now you’ve done it… I’ll preach about Suby’s all day long.
I took delivery of the first '05 STi in the MidWest right off the truck. Drove it to TireRack headquarters to get the hubs/brakes measured for winter tire fitment, and rocked it through 3 Chicago winters. (Side note, TireRack also did a photoshoot and used the car on their website for a long time). Brought the car to Florida with me when I changed jobs.
The reason engineers love them is that the car is all about functionality, has a great price:performance ratio, and is the automotive equivalent of a LEGO. Example: There is no traction control button. Traction control in the GD body STi consists of transferring power to the wheel with the most traction. Period. Other than ABS, there is NOTHING in the car that will artificially slow you down. Everything is about performance. (Unlike my RS4, with its intrusive ESP.)
I’ve owned my STi almost 10 years. I built it to be competitive in BSP-class autocross, which actually makes it extraordinarily formidable between the stoplights. Now it is primarily used to terrorize the natives. I daily drove the car until I got the RS4. In fact, I left the Audi at home today, and drove the Suby to work.
My analogy:
RS4: Usain Bolt in a tuxedo. Extraordinary track capability in tuxedo… and who wants to get a tuxedo dirty?
STi: Hooligan being chased by dogs. Whatever it takes.