You guys want numbers???

It’s 492 horsepower per wheel, get it right dork.

Hey guess what joker, I found out why you hate me so much hahahahba, I couldn’t stop laughing when I found out. So for everyone that doesn’t, so when bigslow was down here getting his kit installed on his piece of shit scratched up ass junker, his car was run against my car during testing, pump vs pump and of course my car pulled on his car very very nicely.
So this douchebag has been following me from thread to thread on audizine and on here hating on my car and claiming its slow because he has a small penis and couldn’t handle that his slow ass POS got pulled on by my magnificent steed.
Peace bitch I’m out.

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Sounds like the guys at Eurocode are a little loose lipped shitting on customer cars in order to support the ego of their attention happy customers.

What you just did proved that the EuroCode guys are douchebags… That’s about it.

P. S. Considering we’ve seen guys run 11.9-12.0 @ 116-117 in s5s with the Apr kit in warm weather on pump gas… And considering we haven’t seen anyone come close to that in a b8 s4 without race gas makes the race Eurocode supposedly conducted sketchy at best.

Saki…if you had the two cars at your disposal…what would you do? Make a spreadsheet?

How does this make David a douchebag? Sounds like he’s done a LOT for both cars involved.

What runs specifically were done on pump gas with the APR kit…asides from Keith…? I genuinely am curious. And I am stuck in Great Wolf Lodge with a block of rooms with my entire family, with nothing better to do since this place sucks ass.

Thinking me an my bro will sneak out and see Niagara’s finest bitches at the 'downer a little later, while you are either scouring AZ for lulz or wanking to internet porn…:slight_smile:

They didn’t talk shit about his. I just asked Greg who slow serve was be keeps claiming he got his shit Installed at Eurocode. He told me ,“remember that s5 you beat?” That’s him. They didn’t talk shit, I have seen his POS with my own 2 eyes. I beat his car. Until today I didn’t know it was his pos.
Greg had told big perm and he knew about it the whole time.

Don’t mind Saki he’s just trying to stand up for small serve, that pathetic ass loser ass clown, that started this beef with me. I’ve told him many times to drop it and I had nothing against him. Now I know why his balls Shrank so much everytime he talked to me

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Very clearly you weren’t driving or you would have said so.

More delusional lies, get on those meds asap.

I just spoke with Eurocode, your car ran against another S5, not mine. There was not any tuned B8 S4’s, no green, no blue anywhere around. I was monitoring the install, hanging out with Julio.

So your saying my car beat another stage 3 S5, not your slow pos? Hmm that’s interesting. My slow ass car beat another stage 3 car and not yours, according to you.

Jspazz, get a fucking clue. I don’t care if they ran the cars and the owner of the S5 was ok with it. However it sounds like Paperish is getting caught in his lies. No he wasn’t driving, no he didn’t see the car, and yes he’s repeating shit that Eurocode said about the s5, namely the jabs about the cars condition etc.

You really think he didn’t remember racig a bright fucking blue supercharged s5???

Hard to say who is worse, you or paper.

Anyway big shot, you two enjoy your super cool cocaine parties and continue fucking all those bitches you superstars.

Until you just said bright fucking blue I had no idea what color small serves car was supposed to be. He has a a RS5 in his pic. I don’t follow him around forums he follows me around.

Sorry… You claimed you raced his car five minutes ago… Now you don’t know what color it is.

The car I raced was blue. What exact ducking color is small serves car supposed to be, maybe that’s how I should have stated it so you don’t nitpick. I don’t lie ever.

Sure thing superstar, sure thing. Looking forward to seeing your next arrest story on facetube.

If you ever want to grow up and contribute to this car site, great. If you just want to start flame wars with ridiculous platform bashing (all based in lies and misinformation) take that attitude, and your little friend Jspazz back to audizine where that bullshit thrives.

Sak, I just want to see the 11.9s and 12.0s from the APR S3 that wasn’t Keith’s car. I don’t think BigServe has any times, does he…? There’s nothing on your spreadsheet, so I’m finding my desire for information left wanting…

Anyhow, I’m allowed to watch bitches…no touch though, I have a wife of course!

Paperish is lying, or Eurocode is lying.

Can’t wait to see this develop further. I also love how a guy is talking shit about a supercharged S5 calling it a slow piece of shit. Hmmm… 11 seconds in the high teens on pump gas equals slow… To a guy who owns a platform that has never accomplished this. Great logic there.

What’s next…you going to tell us how ugly the s5 is (while driving a lime fucking green b8 s4)?

Sure Jspazz, sure thing. Go stir up shit somewhere else. Take your pet and go play in the rubber room.

Go read a5oc if you want to learn about b8 s5 quarter mile times. Your ignorance won’t be cured by me spoon feeding you information. Get a fucking life seriously. Go eat a speedball with your pet, and chase it with a litre of race gas so you guys can be superstars.

When the EuroCode guys are feeding stories to their customers and getting in the middle of a flame war one really has to question their validity as businessmen . First paper bag claims he raced bigserve’s car and beat it. This is strange because bigserve lives in Utah and made a trip to Eurocode while they installed his kit. Don’t you think he would have noticed losing a street race to a lime green s4?

Then Eurocode clarifies to bigserve that his car DID NOT in fact race the green car, rather another s5 with an APR kit did, an otherwise stock car suffering misfires. Why they chose to race a customers car that was misfiring is another story altogether. Apparently it was only recently fixed.

Both of these stories can’t be true, so who is lying…paper bag or Eurocode?

Just asking the question, you said it. Don’t get bent out of shape because I’m asking the questions. Either there are numbers or there aren’t. I doubt you’d post something without numbers …

Meds stat schizo kid.

Your car beat a bone stock stage III S5 with MAF sensor issues which caused constant misfires. congrats! That same car was losing to stock 335s until MAF sensor was fixed. Greg never said anything about a green jelly car to me when i was down there or at anytime.

Caught in more lies. Pathological schizo lier, doesnt get any worse than this.

You realize I have everything APRs car had with 16lbs per corner lighter. I’d like to run my car at a track, but 4500ft it is pointless.

Im not sure what you’re having trouble with here. Apr did it on video for you…Does that not count? Another guy on a5oc ran 12.0-12.1 in his tip car. The other times I didn’t care much about because they were slower than apr and they were mostly in Europe where the nhra or ihra certification doesn’t get them on our list.

I get that you have acted like a weasel again and are trying to turn attention away from that and your little buddy’s house of cards built with lies that has started to crumble already, while he and you go down in flames, but you need to try harder.