I’m sorry saki I can’t hear you over the sound of two strippers licking pussy in a 69…does NIagara Falls have different laws…???
Post those slips on your beloved spreadsheet if they’re true.
lulz…
This is funny that Jspazz needs bigserves times now…even though when we asked paperishdouchbag to run his 492whp beast Jspazz came to the rescue.
I’ve already said it…paper is a fucking tool and apparently Jspazz I’d his toolbox.
yup, now apr was lying too with their s5 times. He needs timeslips to wipe the egg off his face for backing this little pet of his.
Inferiority complex… Isn’t that what Jspazz said 4.2 owners have? Geez there’s some irony there with this latest round of posts. A little projection from Jspazz going a long way to reveal him. We should see what other psychological conditions he has claimed other people have, for a deeper look at what is troubling Jspazz about himself. If we gave a fuck that is.
I already said it once I’m not going to say it again, I don’t lie. The truth is out there and now that your loser boyfriend small serve, gets served a taste of his own medicine( which in this is case is based on actual events not stupid made up bullshit lies like he’s been spreading for the past couple of weeks, you have to jump to his aid and help him cover up his lies. You guys with your slow ass V8’s living in V8 fantasy land can’t give me negative karma fast enough to shut me up. That’s why you have the karma system implemented. Anytime anyone comes on here to defend himself against the lies you and your little boy lovers spread you can just gang up on them and shut their account down. Hahahahba aha
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I still can’t stop laughing at small serves pathetic Ass since last night. Haters like you guys are what keep me going in making my car faster and nicer then all your slow ass pos’s. fuels my fire baby, so keep it coming. Please!!
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I love these attacks on my character and sanity. I love how you try to cover up your bullshit and web of lies with more lies, just to make you feel better about your slow hunk of junk. Hahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha
Keep it coming I love breathing these haterade fumes, just love it.
I can’t wait to see JHMs RS4 eat 3.0Ts alive on pump gas…
Paper the only person who is stringing a web of lies here is you. In your defense the karma system probably isn’t the best idea when you can’t complete a sentence without trying to offend someone…or tell us how fast your car isn’t…
It’s actually quite pathetic that you want to claim this amazing car, but won’t hit a strip to shut us all up…if anything that should be some fuel for your haterade fire.
Saki, again all I asked was backup of the numbers above, asides from Keith’s time (read up before your tantrum). All you’ve done is dodge the issue. Then you backed down to 12.0-12.1…still with no proof.
Anyway it’s pretty clear we are talking times that are pretty darn close to bear’s and Fonzies pump gas times…or worse…so it is totally conceivable that a B8 S4 beat the APR supercharged 4.2 S5.
Try to keep your anger level down, Sak.
So now all of the v8 cars are pathetic and slow?
Kid you really are Jspazz part 2. No facts, just emotional reactions and lashing out.
Let’s get some things straight here. Just answer these questions… I know you have a scorching case of stimulant fuelled attention deficit disorder but help me understand your claims:
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What am I hating on? You just called me a hater… What am I hating? Have I said anything negative about any car platform at all? Have I called anyone’s car slow, or a piece of shit or anything like that? No, but you have. So who is the hater?
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You never raced bigserve. Your confirmation tact at Eurocode got that wrong. You raced another s5 belonging to another audizine member. The jury is still out on whether or not he knew his misfiring car was being used for racing but that’s another thread altogether. So no, you didn’t race bigserve (and if you did, EuroCode has a lot of explaining to do about lying to customers and street racing their customer’s car without his knowledge.
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The 4.2 cars are anything but slow. Go check our quarter mile database… You will see that. The S5 achieves on pump gas what the b8 s4 needs a pure 110 octane race gas (and corresponding tune) and - 1000 feet of density altitude to accomplish.
The rs4 has a number of 600-620 hp cars running around, including one that went 11.4 @ 125 mph. On pump gas. This is something the b8 s4 may never do, never mind currently is able to. That’s would be a fantasy for your car…To et and trap like that on a nice clean pump gas file. Further there are a couple of other RS4 cars with the same b8 s4 supercharger that have run, on pump gas, what the b8 needs 110 octane race gas and race tunes to do. Further stil there are a number of rs4s that have run times with modest modlist (no supercharger, and in a couple of cases, no tune even) that the b8 s4 needs a plethora of mods to match. Very low twelves at 112-114 mph…With no tune and just exhaust? This is slow? lol
Simply put the fastest b8 s4s are slower than the fastest s5, and aren’t even in the same zip code as the fastest rs4s.
So please address these three questions, because those are your biggest claims, and all three of them you appear to be dead wrong. Listening to Jspazz for direction will ultimately lead you astray.
Jspazz, what backup would you like? Keith made about eight passes at 12.0-11.9. In Alabama. At an nhra track mmp. Do those not count? I don’t understand how I am backing away…I said we know guys have gone 11.9-12.0 on pump. There’s a video and timeslips on the Apr Web page. There was a tip car on a5oc who went 12.0-12.1 but never substantiated his modlist or what track bit ws so he couldn’t be included in the database. Then there are the euro times that don’t qualify for our list. I don’t see how any of this is backing away?
Once again I realise you are over matched and your backing of this compulsive liar is blowing up in your face (and he gets worse every minute) but I don’t get the skepticism.
Again you call me a liar, based on what? Some lies your little boyfriend posts on here? I was with Greg when your boyfriend texted him last night freaking out asking how it’s even possible my car would beat his car or any stage 3 V8 with my little V6. Greg laid all the facts down for him, but of course he doesn’t post facts. He posts straight up lies and bullshit to make his little boy lover friends on his little online forum happy. Shit makes me happy too, I love it when everyone gets riled up. Why don’t you ask your boyfriend to post some facts for a change instead of lies to cover up his slow ass car. Btw when I said your slow V8’s I’m not referring to every single V8 out there. I was just referring to your slow ass V8 RS4 and small serves slow ass V8 S5, nothing else. See unlike you I have a life, and even though I do enjoy being on here and Audizine. I don’t go around looking for random other people’s posts to make Fun of, or tear apart. I deal with my personal car, and forums about my model of car. I also make some small talk here and there. You spend who knows how many hours a day reading every Audi related forum looking for any small opportunity to rip on someone. You say everything you post is based on facts, which is the biggest lie of all. If you posted based on facts, maybe you should have contacted small serve privately, and grilled him to get the actual facts out of him instead of straight backing up his low down, shameful lies. I don’t lie and Greg from Eurocode doesn’t lie. Small serve, well he does nothing but lie.
So basically Sak, you are adding nothing but hot air, and one manufacturer test. IIRC there are a lot of low 12s on Keiths runs. And there have been no verified customer runs of the APR s5 blower, including bigserve. And the following is therefore true.
All I’m saying is you’re quick to call people liars, without anything to base it on…If you’ve never talked to Eurocode yourself Sak then I don’t know what you have to add here.
I’d like to see more than one APR stage III S5 1/4 mile post myself.
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This is exactly where I am in agreement with you. I only got involved because Sakis post was uncalled for, he has no place in the discussion at all.
Again, if you recall correctly? You can’t seem to recall anything, and need to be spoonfed.
I am glad you agree with Paperish… Look how well you two get along. Ironically neither one of you have addressed my three major questions. Nor do I expect you to. Much too hard.
Fyi Paperbag your car is the slowest on this site until we see some proof otherwise. Ironic that the only guy on the site who hasn’t posted a thing about his cars performance has the biggest mouth.
Jspazz I don’t expect you to understand why I got involved in this thread. If I see someone who is way out of line I will call them out on it as I have done to you in the past, much to your chagrin. Every time I do see you acting a fool and running your mouth and call you on it, you throw a hissy fit.
platform bashing brothers. The two biggest haters on the entire site. Jspazz and Paperish.
…and somehow we still keep dancing around the fact that paper won’t run his car at the strip either…maybe all the other APR stg 3 S5s don’t enjoy the dragstrip…maybe that
Paper…your car is good enough to be a dyno queen…a road race superstar car…and a skreet race killa, but you can’t pony up $25 and a few hours to make some 1/4 passes to shut us up.
Seriously man, we’d love to see you run your car…and if it runs like a 492whp beast it supposedly is then I will have no problem congratulating you and even apologizing for thinking your claims were bogus.
Keep the anger in check Sak. Euro can post sensibly like above, take a lesson from your brother.
First of all I’ve already established I’m going to go to the strip, I’ve been on this forum 2-3 weeks and you have mentioned this 8 times. You want me to jump up and drive 400 miles to run my car in a straight line a couple of times and drive back 400 miles every time you ask me to. Ya that’s what sensible people with real lives do for random strangers they have never met on the Internet. Get a life! When I go to the strip no matter what my car runs I will post up the slips. I will post up every single slip, even the 14 second ones. So even though the $$ is not the point, that would still involve $200 in gas, $200 in race gas, $120-$180 for a hotel$200 for food, $100 in trees, and who knows maybe $1500-$2000 for a clutch. Stop making it sound like $25. I didn’t even mention the bar tab.
Do it on pump gas please.
I will run on pump and race gas.
Dude, here is how I know your delusional and full of shit. In the beginning of this thread you mention flying to bama, then NYC to meet up…all really having to do with cars. But you bring up your costs for getting to a dragstrip. It probably isn’t even your money that you spend…what are you a 26 yr old jiggalo?