You guys want numbers???

haha you call me delusional but half of what your saying is completely delusional. Like I said I didnt start any arguments with you, you started them with me, way before the green jelly thread. I know exactly what greg told you word for word as I was there. None of the parts from the blue car are on my car. not 1 single part. Nothing. Dave did put his CPS and BBK on my car last spring while he was doing some testing but that was more than 8 months ago. Since those 8 months not 1 part from the blue car is on my car so i dont know what the hell your talking about.
You say I sound like I have a 500WHP race car? I dont!!! I have a 492 WHP race car. I say it like it is.

As for me being nice and respectful if I saw you in person. Im nice and respectful to most people whether it is in person or online. I was even respectful of you. At one point even after all the issues me and you had when I thought it was all over. But you wouldnt shut the fuck up. Why dont you take your car to the 1/4 mile track instead of constantly running your mouth.

No one told me you fucked your car got fucked up in a snowstorm. Another lie made up by you.

BTW that 15 minutes you talked to Greg, wasnt even about me racing your car. It was about how the hell my car is so fast and makes so much power. I dont know what your interest in me and my car is, but I can almost guarantee its jealousy. I’m used to it though and I love it. The green brings the green out in people.

BTW Saki my car is not lime green, I think you have it confused with another car, its ok were human it happens.

Classic Jspazz. What a piece of work.

correct me if im wrong but I think he is talking about me, which is also completely not true. I am only here because I saw the bullshit people were posting about me and my car and I wanted to come on here and set things straight. Me and primetime found common ground as he is a decent normal person. But me and SlowServe, I dont even know what is going on there.

Lol saki I haven’t even been on all day but I see my name still…I’m enjoying much better fights here

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RBC has awesome customer service, it seems, Sak, and awesome leaf seats

i can’t stand him but don’t know how or if i can do the whole karma thing. not one for buttons on the internets away. now if it were a button like that movie where you push it and someone dies… and it was hooked to paperplasticwhatever… id be tempted. just me though.

Again, reading comprehension isn’t your friend, is it Sak.

Anyhow, hoping at some point we can start talking about the B8 S4, and the 1/2 mile event, you know, the title on this thread.

Go look up the meaning of delusional.

  1. I never started an argument with you, Ill repeat one last time since you gots the downs. You erupted in a schizo emo rage when I posted “sounds like a 12.4 car at best” on pump gas in your green Jelly thread that you posted with all your street race results. Most everyone would would agree with that statement since you got pulled on by a C63 on pump gas.

  2. Oh so now you are changing your story from the previous two posts about texting from “greg saying” - caught in more lies paperfag.

  3. Greg said word for word that their blue S4 parts were taken off and put on your car, except for the BBK - another lie. You think i just make that one up out of thin air? straight from Greg’s mouth.

  4. Greg texted word for word “his car nearly makes 500whp” - this is not what Im saying. You obviously were not right there like you claim; another lie paperfag

  5. Again this has nothing to do with my car, I have never claimed anything about street racing car X, Y, or Z. Doesnt matter what you think of my car or scratched, dented …etc. “No one told me you fucked your car got fucked up in a snowstorm. Another lie made up by you.”
    This one is to good. You really are Ri-tarded.

A few posts up you mentioned this multiple times. The ONLY way you would have known this is someone at Eurocode has loose lips which is concerning. This has me questioning Eurocode’s integrity and further business I would do with them (potential APR TVS1900, DXD clutch, AluKreuz, Brembo BBK, sways…etc). So may have inadvertently hurt Eurocode big! Especially if this gets beyond AR forums…

Yes, Jspazz Paperish just came here to fuck with me, even though he has no idea who I am since I never posted on audizine while he was there

And no, you didn’t already admit that you were the one who encouraged him coming here? You posted that here a few times including but not limited to when you were whining that his account wasn’t approved, to when you backed up his dyno. Now Greg explains why.

So yeah nice one.

Hahahaha! See this is +karma x10!!!

Anyhow, just for your consideration, here’s the exact PM I wrote to Paper a couple weeks ago…just so you know…and consider what he saw by the time he got here.

[QUOTE=ilspazzaneve]I think it takes a day or two for the owner, “God”, to approve you…

Some days I wonder if Saki is the mod…lol.

Saki is a chill guy in person, unlike on the forums…So is 81Bear. I’ve known Tsivas and Prime for a year through email, they are both awesome too. I think Prime is only swiping at you and the green machine because you haven’t logged a 1/4 yet…he’ll get along I’m sure…

I’m at xxxxxxxxxxxxxx, my PM box is getting full!
[/quote]
I can’t imagine I’d be recommending anyone else to this site.

I have been racing and into racing for a very long time (20+years). Before you say who the f–k is this and does he even have an Audi and yes I have two of them. I am JSpazz’s brother and reading all of this is just pathetic I am sorry to say. I am a firm believer that talk is cheap and that is all I read here on a CONSTANT basis!
Trolling to the extreme. Benchracers! That is all I see here! It is this shit I read that my racer friends and colleagues would stay away from. It is just a complete waste of time to spend with people like that and time is better spent actually working on and racing your car as opposed to constantly TALKING about it!! Mine is better than yours, or that guys car was better than that guys, what crap!! You can say I am biased, but I know bullshit when I read it and see it, and at least JSpazz, RACES!!! He is the only one with balls to do anything about it and
puts his money where his mouth is, there is no doubting that. He is probably one of the FEW guys on this forum who does his OWN work on his car, (anyone else here on this thread does as well?) probably not, just gum flappers as usual. He constantly amazes me as what he accomplishes on his own, and that does not just include Audis. He at least knows his shit as does a lot of people here, I think, but he is one of the few people to back his claims physically, not just words on a fkking screen.

JSpazz did NOT put me up to this but I felt I had to say something.

I do read here and I have been extremely silent until now. My group of racing friends would laugh at this stuff! I have years of experience drag racing and street racing experience (long B4 fast and furious bullshit came along) and not just on BS test and tune days, I mean touring North America’s drag tracks, where 11-second timeslips would be like sleep-walking to me, this is just ridiculous!!

C’mon guys just race, not race to the computer first who can call bullsh-t on someone else jeez!!

I feel a forecast of trolling is approaching towards my way but so be it.
I apologize for offending anyone.

You’re way out to lunch. Most of the guys on this forum work on their own cars. Most of the guys on this forum have indeed raced their cars. You watched half a dozen of us hit the dragstrip in April (how soon you forget) . Many of us have been back half a dozen times since.

You need to better know your audience before ranting. Or at least be entertaining.

well considering Greg just outed you as bringing the green car owner here solely to troll, I’m not sure the site gives a flying fuck if that’s all you’re going to do. Also if you don’t see why the green car owner wasn’t so well received, again, maybe you shouldn’t be the guy in charge of recruiting.

I haven’t talked to Greg in many months. So please explain what anything Bigserve said had to do with me. I posted exactly what I wrote to Paper…still confused?

I just don’t see the B8 S4 content on this site when you get involved. It’s a shame, we have 81Bear, Tsivas, Primetime, Richi, Paper, Imola, Rynurz, Arin, Auditude, myself, and a few other VERY fast B8 S4s. Lots of people who contribute meaningful information and experiences about their B8 S4s. Why are 3/4 of the posts nothing to do with it?

I came here because I hoped we’d have a collective of the fastest B8s here, and talk meaningful discussion about the platform. I have learned nothing from you, except how to defend myself, even though you post the most on this site. I won’t go away from this site, no matter how hard you wish, Saki. Notice NONE of the B8 S4 guys are here. You are simply driving them away.

(EDIT: missed a couple guys)

Saki explain your definition of “working” on your car, and explain your defintion of “racing” your car. I can tell you what my definition of working on a car and it certainly is not just fooling around on vag-com only. At least my brother and I can tear an engine apart and put it back together, for example, that is WORKING on a car. My defintion of racing is NOT limited to only test and tune type days racing each other’s mostly stock cars just to settle petty cry-baby issues that this part is better than that part, etc… I don’t have a problem with people who go to the track just for fun and curiosity on how their car runs, hell I do that on my daily-drivers. My race cars are a different story. I wouldn’t say though what you do is ‘work’ on your car. How much have you done considering it’s stock anyways? I also wouldn’t call what you’ve done ‘racing’ per se either, as least in my definition/experience of racing. Wait though I noticed you didn’t say ‘I work on my car’, you said ‘most guys work on their car’, why don’t you just speak on your own behalf, why hide behind that?

Like I said, I guess my definitions are different than yours, that’s okay.

Entertaining enough for ya?

Lol clearly you are his brother you both write rambling posts that don’t say anything of relevance. Did you just sign on here to say that you have a few audis and think 11 second 1/4 mile passes are slow? Super cool, way to contribute.

I guess what I am trying to say here is that racing is fun, no matter what the level, I loved it when I raced for money, raced for competition, raced for bragging rights, run what you brung, running a normal everyday car just to see what it could do, whatever, but I never talked shit about anybody while doing that and that is my point. I see people here constantly talking a big game way more than just racing/running on the track. That ratio is way off. This is called “bench-racing” and I am sorry but that is what I see here, and yes I DO know the audience. Saki do you actually think I have not been reading these forums, and yes I do remember April (no reminder needed), but man I have met you and you are a decent guy but I feel you have to lay off a little, in general, especially with the passive-aggresive jabs, JSpazz and others included. And I apologize for my last sentence on my previous post.

You’re the greatest. While you’re being great, why don’t you go help your brother out because his house is littered with broken down, half torn part cars that don’t run and that are missing body panels.

As for my car I do regular maintenance on it, and don’t measure my self worth by being able to pull and replace an engine (although I’m not sure if you can either because if you did, your brothers garage wouldn’t look like a bomb went off at a junkyard). Many of the guys on this forum would run circles around you at your definitions of racing, building cars etc. Funniest thing is you’re defending your brother… Who waded into this mess to defend the biggest bench racer on this site, his friend with the green car. Ironic as hell isn’t it. You’re slamming your brothers campaign to promote the dyno racer.

Since you want to talk about passive aggressive posting, go tell your brother to shove a sock in his platform bashing bullshit, and grow up maybe. You grew up with him, so you already know he is a little pot stirring shit disturber who likes the drama. Yes? And save the threatening language.

But thanks for popping in to say hello. Great input.

Oh… Speaking of definitions. Here’s the definition of Jspazz’ online persona… And I have to say that I am nothing like passive aggressive. I am very upfront, to a fault. Blunt. Certainly not conniving and playing games beneath the surface.

[i] A passive aggressive might not always show that they are angry or resentful. They might appear in agreement, polite, friendly, down-to-earth, kind and well-meaning. However, underneath there may be manipulation going on - hence the term “Passive-Aggressive”.

Passive aggression is a destructive pattern of behaviour that can be seen as a form of emotional abuse in relationships that bites away at trust between people.[/i]

Trash talking on other sites, in private email strings, baiting… Then saying ‘hey buddy!’ to your face. lol its perfect as a definition.