Damn man, that is rough!
If I read the logs correctly, looks like you’re getting the following from the passenger side: 1, 3, and 4. And then from the driver’s side: 7, 8, 9, and 10. From my understanding the only cylinder that is related to your O2 codes (B2 S1, B2, S2) is cylinder #4 as it shares that bank of O2s with cylinder #5. You might be right in that some kind of harsh chemical caused the pre and post cat O2s to fail. One alternative idea I have is that they might share a common relay or wiring that is causing the heaters to malfunction. Does anyone know if there’s a common relay behind the knee panel below the steering wheel?
Also, I noticed you said a few of your IM bolts stripped (Ugh!) but you don’t notice any vacuum leaks when you smoke tested the system. Did you try smoke testing the system while hot after a normal drive?
Sorry if you’ve already done some of the above stuff… just trying to throw stuff at the wall in hopes that it helps cause I know I’d be ready to drive the car off a cliff if I was in your shoes!