Bench racing... spring race lined up... should be interesting...

I had a 04 Terminator that was a ton of fun! made 643 hp and 582 tq at the wheels on a kb 2.4 at 22 psi on 110 torco

and why the fuck did you sell that???!!!

My father told me I was moving out of the house and that pissing money on cars when i did not have a house paid for was stupid, so he made me buy a house 1.5 weeks later… Lesson Learned!

There are some videos on facebook of it. It sounded mean. Friend me (Reid Coe) and I will send you the link.

Speaking of bench racing… I sure hope I never run into Auditudes beastly S4, as he is reguarly whooping up on Gallardo’s and F430’s, along with destroying M3’s, RS4’s and JB4 135’s! sigh… Oh and now he has 116+ traps because that is what his vbox told him and on top of that with a little better traction he will run an 11.xx Newsflash it ain’t happening…

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/474480-V-Box-results-B8-S4-Revo-Stage-1-93

On another note the fastest stage I 6-speed time was recorded last night(12.47 at 113 with a 1.87 60ft) not including the supposed Eurotech times that never got recorded… They would rather post their 120mph trap… yeah they trapped 113 all day but then jumped to 120 for one pass… Sigh again… I don’t know why I even read this shit…

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/474459-Revo-1-4-mile

lol, I feel the same way… makes me glad I finally started to move away from Audis.

lol that’s some funny shit primetime. I love auditude…just when he looks like he’s onto something, he goes and fucks everything up. That 113 trap is pretty decent for that manual guy but he only picked up about 2 tenths of ET vs. his stock run. That’s odd. He claimed his clutch was slipping but both in car and out of car you could hear it and it sounded fine. Guess it can’t hold all the power lol (that’s the standard ‘I ran this but it’s not as fast I said I would run so I have this here excuse’).

beem good luck on the jeep forums. No morons there I bet (rolllseyes icon here)

this is funny…

[quote=auditurd2.0]I pulled on a stock Gallardo and a stock F430 as well…
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but another REVO customer said…

[quote=dave329]I had a nice friendly highway run with a some random guy’s brand new cls550.We were almost dead even throughout but he started slowly creeping away but not much.
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So from this we can deduce that CLS-550 > B8 S4 > Ferrari F430 and Lamborghini Gallardo

Newsflash - the F430 runs the quarter mile in mid-high 11s at 120-123…and from a roll is even more ridiculously good. Therefore Auditurd’s S4 (which ran 12.4 @ 112 last weekend) must have somehow found a full second and 10mph in trap speed from no mods…all since last Saturday. Interesting. I wonder what colour the sky is in Auditurd’s world.

every urge in my body makes me wanna jump into that post and make fun of him but ill refrain from going to auditurds level

I ran a Gallardo in my RS4 a couple of years ago and it went like this.

We were coming down Avenue Road south to St. Claire ahead of traffic and got caught at the light. I blipped my throttle for fun and he revved back at me and chuckled.

The light turned green and I came out of the like a raped ape. I could almost hear his thoughts as I pulled away hard. “Oh, that guy must have been serious about a race? :-” I didn’t get very far before he decided to play and promptly annihilated me LOL. It wasn’t even much of a run but at least I got to see one go balls to wall instead of cruising Yorkville.

At Davenport he gave me the thumbs up and I waved knowing that I never stood a chance

you’re in Toronto? neat

There are quite a few Canadians on here. EX…go to Pizzeria Libretto and have a Margherita pizza for me…best I’ve ever had, but a bit far from where I live now.

p.s. that audizine thread is pretty funny because nobody has called him out on this absurdity. that means one of 3 things

  1. everyone is scared to speak up - and that’s bad for the forum as it allows misinformation and BS to spread
  2. everyone believes him - and that’s just lulz
  3. everyone knows he’s full of shit, but can’t be bothered to call him out - and that’s bad for the forum as it allows misinformation and BS to spread

#3 for me, i just dont have the time or effort. went through this crap when he had a b6 s4 and then again when his daddy let him drive the rs4 and he got those amazing 12.6 times but somehow lost the slips… i just dont care anymore. but yea it is unfortunate that misinformation runs around like crazy on that site. saki you used to be the forum police when it came to bold BS claims but AZ couldnt handle the truth and banned you

I couldn’t resist a barb, my bad ;D

Never been to Pizzeria Libretto before but I do love gourmet style thin crust pizza. My personal fav is Ferraro on Eglinton but I will certainly try your suggestion the menu looks great ;D. Likely go to Danforth as Ossington is way to Hipster these days ::). That said there are some very interesting places around Ossington.

I’m right downtown, what area are you in?

[quote=S QUATTRO 4]Its not a terrible slip, and its most likely due to the added power. I don’t think a new OEM clutch would help.
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THERE IT IS! lol

Are people really going to believe that Audi produced a car with a transmission that can only handle about 70 crank tq over stock? i.e. about 15-20%??? This is a great time with a great trap. The fact that he ran 12.69 stock has gone to his head…he thinks he’s going to shave 8 tenths with the tune because ‘joe blow ran 13.1 in his car when stock, then auditude ran 12.4 with REVO so REVO = 7 tenths thus my 12.69 should = an 11.9. Clutch must be slipping now that I went 12.4’

It’s a funny thing to watch.

its a different kind of idiocy, not as show-off-ish as the dyno sheets/my massive modlist shit I got bored of with Audis.

Plus I gotta say the Jeep is a ton of fun, its fun driving over stuff lol

funnier still…the 60-130 time that auditurd’s dad’s B8 S4 ran was 11.8 seconds. Ferrari F430 is closer to 10 flat.

TSIVAS…can you send me the .pbn file on these runs?

Yeah sure - ill send u the cars logged so far when I go home later.

we trying to use this one stretch of road near sea level - very flat and very straight. It’s lit up like airway with reflectors and after 10 pm there are practically zero cars using it. U can stop and do as many launches as u desire. We usually run a spotter with radar to scope out the occasional trooper.

I will try and do my car soon and if TonyRS4 is finished breaking in his clutch soon - we will have some good times for an rs4 with Jhm clutch and lw fw and lw rotors with strong motor and possibly his bro’s 2011 s5 with awe tuning exhaust.

Richi told me he is coming soon to log his car here too. I think using same stretch is good for comparing runs between cars. I don’t understand the whole playing with as much decline as humanly possible that i see some guys doing on 6speed lol. (I believe u can go up to 2.99% decline).

I gotta really thank Richi for his vbox. It’s addicting. U might not get back anytime soon ;). Kidding

whatever it takes to get auditude of his self proclaimed pedestal im in lol

haha yea, driving over stuff is fun. The Jeep forums are very different, but agreed, a much less laid back crowd and not as much showing off (even for some of the crazy builds), more of a, “this is how I did it if you’d like to do the same”. But a lot of those guys have tools and fab skills that I just don’t, so it’s a bit of a bummer seeing great fairly cheap mods, but knowing they can’t easily be recreated.

pfff JK owner, lol … which forum do you hang out on? I’m mostly on jeepgarage because there is a lot ok WK-centric stuff there, too many guys lowering the WK’s though which boggles my mind.

I’m thinking an OME 2" HD lift over the summer and a 32" to increase my driving over stuff ability.