Hansel's Alleged Tune Issue

LOL! Nice one Ken, way to save them… He has reasons, err I mean excuses for everything… Fucking liar!

He quoted a 10.46 in his, err dad’s P-car and a 9.46 in his buddies car, yet I don’t see a 10.46 or 9.46?

Also, for as douche Roger Federer is to everyone he seems to be on Hansels tip and defends him even though it’s clear he is full of it… Don’t get that?

I hope Arin tells him to go to hell and doesn’t refund his cash, but I doubt that will happen…

umm…who cuts the slip in half? I have never ever seen that before. The printer prints 2 copies. You each get a copy (at every other dragstrip on earth)

that paper is like $10 for a 3000 foot roll. They’re not cutting slips in half.

Exactly, remember I said above he would not be able to replicate the times.

Also, notice all the the missing data on that slip? He has missing 1000 foot etc. I think it’s because he took a slip with the July 2014 date, then faked in data from another slip on another date.

You guys need to persistantly call him out until he disappears from the site. Guys like this just need to end their internet lives and be gone.

Not to defend this guy because he is full of Sh$T. they did cut my slip and give me both pieces when i went the first time. but the did not fold over the top so as to not be able to see the date haha

https://www.flickr.com/photos/123528493@N03/14625224401/

Ha he still has them hosted (though I did save them as well)… just shows how slow this guy is, in more ways than one. I don’t understand how anyone takes him serious still. He was discussing me in that 2015 M3 thread with some other goons from the Chicago area as if I was on some unwarranted quest for slips. The way they write indicates some seriously low IQs.

Personally, I think Hansel did have problems, likely unrelated to the tune, which are now getting fixed at the dealer. He wants to keep the APR pulley, for free, of course, and use it with the Revo 1+. Now he’s hiding all his bullshit, hoping Arin doesn’t find out and insist he return the pulley. If Arin suggests it get returned for a refund, Hansel is going to argue that it costs more for labor and insist he get it for free. Then cue Swank and a lengthy bashing of APR. Sprinkle in a few more dipshits like saxxon and west and you have a typical AZ thread.

That thread is a good example of why some people should not mod cars, and even more so how NOT to solve a problem. What a joke… I would like to know how old Hansel is. I don’t see anyway he is competent enough on his own to own a 911 Turbo.

This should give you an idea of his age:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/Ynnekdude/RaceWars2_zps447af211.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/Ynnekdude/RaceWars_zpsaca7b556.jpg

p.s. plus karma / member rating for ynnekdude. Great job calling him out (and taking the heat that often comes with it) and saving the pics

Good lesson…when you suspect some funny business from these pea brained morons, often their only recourse is to try to ‘undo’ their dumb lies by deleting. Screenshotting great posts is pretty invaluable, as is saving their images. Hard to argue with the truth, and liars have enough trouble keeping their stories straight and remembering what they’ve posted.

ya definitely good work. +karma

this hansel guy is something else. he acts like an entitled little bitch and blasts apr for something that probably isn’t tune-related. to top it off he blatantly lies about going to the strip and posts timeslips that are cut up and folded in half. who does he think he’s kidding? loser.

and as prime points out, he still hasn’t posted slips for the times he claimed last week.

So far? he’s fooling the Roger Federer fan club for one lol. And a few others haven’t really caught on. So basically that whole forum other than a couple of dual AR/AZ members lol.

^^ Haha very true! I guess I only had in mind the AR crew. AZ members in general are a lost cause :slight_smile:

Hmmm…

Go APR?

http://rennlist.com/forums/997-turbo-forum/814680-apr-software-any-feedback.html

Getting a tune? Notice the date…

http://rennlist.com/forums/997-turbo-forum/822451-cobb-tuning-vs-epl.html

P car is a tip… Lol…

http://rennlist.com/forums/997-turbo-forum/807733-free-vin-decoder-7.html

Wow. What a dipshit.

If you’re going to lie, at least be good at it.

Why am I not surprised at all…

Perhaps it’s just myself that thinks this way. But wouldn’t it be a good idea for an independent thread about just this. I think several members don’t understanding why so many desire more proof for performance data. There’s unfortunate people like this that the community should know about.

He’s hansel22 in the bmw world…

Looks like he’s had tune issues before… Lol

http://www.xoutpost.com/bmw-sav-forums/x-m-forum/93436-whos-taken-x5m-drag-strip.html

Turbo s4s

http://www.xoutpost.com/bmw-sav-forums/x-m-forum/93285-x5m-problem.html

Got to take my son to the park will finish with this child later…

Gold. Good find!

Screencap orgy up ahead.

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If you guys want the hansel&gretel stuff in a separate thread, just let me know. Clearly this thread is OT.

Here’s his YouTube account…

https://m.youtube.com/user/ntrb8s4

Some other screen names so far… Ntrb8s4 and ntr98m3… I’m sure there are others but I’m getting bored… Dudes a compulsive bs’er.