Hansel's Alleged Tune Issue

B8 S4
#161

funny, he’s getting all cocky like he just set a record

[quote=Hansel]Where’s arin? I’d like his input on my times. Maybe he can give me tips. GTFO.
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12.62 would be the stock record (and only by 7 hundredths of a second!)

I’d love to troll that thread with my exhaust only B7 RS4 time (12.51@110.5) and tell him his B8 is slow as fuck. It would turn into ‘your RS4 is slow…look how fast these other B8 S4s have gone!’ and then they’d parade out a bunch of times that would show Hansel’s times suck.

#162

12.62 would be the stock record (and only by 7 hundredths of a second!)

I’d love to troll that thread with my exhaust only B7 RS4 time (12.51@110.5) and tell him his B8 is slow as fuck. It would turn into ‘your RS4 is slow…look how fast these other B8 S4s have gone!’ and then they’d parade out a bunch of times that would show Hansel’s times suck.
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I’m tempted to post up my 12.6 APR Stage 2 93 time just to annoy him, tell him he should have gotten an A6. Must be all that brake boosting I do.

#163

I bet any money Hansolo will get his race tune, go out there and goes slower or may be identical time, and starts bashing revo. He just does not comprehend for some reason the power of DA has on this engines. At 600 DA i wonder what his apr stg2 tune could have done.

I carefully investigated all the drag strip forums in both communities audizine and here. It is so obvious the number of personal bests for everybody happens to be around fall, beginning of winter, or beginning of spring. You dont see no record times or personal bests in middle of june, july, or august. Its pointless even to go out there and try.

I bet Hansolo will get his race map and go out there again during a day when DA is lot higher than his initial 600 DA run. Same thing will happen… He will go slower, and the vicious cycle of vendor bashing starts again.

#164

I’m tempted to post up my 12.6 APR Stage 2 93 time just to annoy him, tell him he should have gotten an A6. Must be all that brake boosting I do.
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same track right? DO IT!

Ynnekdude C6 A6 3.0T Auto 93 APR S2 stock/stasis TVSr1320 12.63 108.73 1.75 custom intake

Same modlist really. intake, tune, exhaust, pulley.

A6 vs. S4 (300 lbs or so disadvantage to your APR tuned car)
Tip vs. DSG (significant disadvantage overall)

Pretty funny. What was the DA when you ran that?

#165

same track right? DO IT!

Ynnekdude C6 A6 3.0T Auto 93 APR S2 stock/stasis TVSr1320 12.63 108.73 1.75 custom intake

Same modlist really. intake, tune, exhaust, pulley.

A6 vs. S4 (300 lbs or so disadvantage to your APR tuned car)
Tip vs. DSG (significant disadvantage overall)

Pretty funny. What was the DA when you ran that?
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Yep same track. DA was pretty good. I think it may have been around -600? Maybe even better.

Here’s what I posted:

[quote]Nobody accused him of “doctoring” any slips. I just called him out for lying and saying that he went to the strip last week. He posted up time slips with the dates blocked out. Nobody gives a shit about his 997. Just wanted to see the date. Sure enough, corner folder over the date. Go figure.

Never said that the issue definitely wasn’t with the tune nor did I say the issue was absolutely with his car. It looks like he was running a stock tune when he posted those slow times but we will never know for sure. I’m inclined to believe Arin seeing as Hansel already has demonstrated a propensity for dishonesty. Either way, he did everyone a huge disservice by not actually troubleshooting like a reasonable individual. Multiple people offered to help but he chose to cry about having to drive to a dealer instead.

Great that your car isn’t slow as hell anymore, Hansel. Now it’s just slower than my A6.
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#166

post your slip and modlist and compare to his. It would be funny.

#167

I’m going to wait until I get attacked for posting that then I’ll give up all my info. Hook, line, and sinker. Guy is too predictable.

#168

Here’s your golden opportunity -

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#169

sak - I couldn’t resist using those database pics in gretel’s new AZ thread. They may get deleted for trolling, but it’s worth a try.

#170

He is saying the reason he is not that fast is he still has apr parts on the car. Wait a minute what about the pulley he is running. Isnt that an apr pulley!!! Wtf!!

#171

that shows his ignorance.

The APR pulley has no choice but to make the car faster as it is smaller than stock and drives the blower harder at a higher RPM.

The APR exhaust = all the other exhausts. They’re all the same diameter, similar design, and as we’ve seen stock vs. APR vs Milltek vs. XYZ doesn’t matter much. Hell the headers don’t do fuck all.

The APR intake while not the best is certainly a bit more open than stock.

So yeah, he’s just clueless. Bro. lol

#172

There’s a lot of dumb motherfuckers who drive B8 S4s. I mean it may be worse than the B5 at this point. That new Hansel REVO thread alone is great because it helps identify the dumb motherfuckers

Maybe the dumbest is S4 00 2.7. He used to have a shitbox B5 S4 and loved to troll the B67 boards. Then a B7 S4 owner who he knew and him had a race on the highway, and he lost. It was great to hear the excuses fly. Total douchebag. Guy used to work at Audi.

I like how the crew of dummies just glossed over the fact Hansel’s Revo results were DOGSHIT

I also like how nobody seems willing to discuss the fact that a dozen other APR stage 1 and 2 guys have gone faster in their 2010-2012 B8 S4s than Hansel did on his REVO stage 2 tune. They almost are closing their eyes to the facts in order to remain mad at Arin

#173

^^ it’s unreal. The data is right there staring at them in the face, and no one is talking about it.

cNEGOTIATOR’s comment about gretel’s “Rule #1” picture was pretty funny, though.

#174

That was not Hansolos office. I guarantee u that. It looked like he was in his bedroom when he snapped that pic. Does he even have a job?

#175

It felt like I was reading the tantrums of a spoiled child.

#176

Been busy all day need to catch up on the fun…

Depends on which lie you want to believe… On other forums he owns a restaraunt, on vendorzine he is a construction and real estate tycoon… In real life from what I’ve been able to find is the Porsche and BMW are daddy’s and it’s his S4… Oh and he works for daddy’s company…

#177

I know the area he’s from very well. All signs point to him being a spoiled kid who gets to play with daddy’s cars.

#178

care to share that?

#179

He says he buys homes and flips them. But that looked like a maid or mom made bed. So i doubt that he was working in that house. I doubt he can even hold a hammer safely without supervision. May be he is a interior decorator.

#180

Could just be a little cot or something.