Hansel's Alleged Tune Issue

My eyes arent the greatest but it sure looks like a cat taking a nap on uncle Hansels bed near the pillows.

yeah, I think you’re right. It’s just some towels folded up and stuff. And a cat. Doesn’t look like a bed though. Can’t see enough.

Hansel looks like a little bald midget in the pic, if that helps.

Feels like a basement bedroom.

http://i57.tinypic.com/2yyoavm.jpg

Guys we saw batman, superman, captain america. We have a new super hero from chicago HEBREW HAMMER!! yes thats exactly what he called himself!!! ::slight_smile:

Is this guy fucking joking? He’s really questioning whether B8 guys go to the track??? And then of all people, he holds out gretel and skywagon as models for how people should demand info from tuning companies. LOL.

Jesus H Christ - AZ is a fucking cesspool of ignorance.

[QUOTE=SDB666;9950063]Most won’t. I said it in another thread, but this platform doesn’t attract the caliber enthusiast as others. Folks here are happy to pay $2k for an OTS tune and assume they’re making a bizillion hp. No before/after dyno, no real verification; just the dealer’s word.

Until this community demands more from the folks making this software, nothing will change. You’ll get a few Hansels and Skywagons here and there who will be written off as a pain in the ass or an anomaly, and everyone else will fork over big $ for old tech and OTS maps.
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http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/607529-Revo-stage-1?p=9950063&viewfull=1#post9950063

Man this kid is a joke. Just keeps digging that hole.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/Ynnekdude/Hansel_5_zpsb4c08085.jpg

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/607687-APR-s-update-customer-satisfaction-statement

As I stated on AZ:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Dieselracer/pramthrow.gif

He should have told his mom to put the goddamn laundry away!

“Mom…clean my fucking office, I have work to do!”

Is this every B5 S4 guy in a nut shell. It seems like owning a S4 with less then 8cylinders can lead to crazyniess. I can understand he feels nothing is his fault but was it arins fault when he posted a fake slip…

hahaha I picture Will Farrel’s character in Wedding Crashers. MOM!

but shorter, and pathetic-er

Hahahaha exactly.

“Mom the meatloaf!”

That’s the best he could do? White boxes with text in them?

I mean, come on… How lame!

seriously…if you can do white boxes with black text, you can do black boxes with white text

I’m sure he will do black boxes with white text when he doctors his next set of drag slips.

does hansel remind anyone of this dude?

http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/67/93ba102df861429a9c4753d52f0b3002/l.jpg

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/488819-love-craigslist-

Not really…he’s a bit more sophisticated (which isn’t saying much lol)

Exactly. I cant wait to see what he comes back with next and just called him out on that again. Should be interesting.

I wanna meet this guy, cloch do we know where about a he lives? Gotta be suburbs with mom and dad, I’m voting Naperville or niles…

Skokie?

Not sure but I think suburbs. Ynnekdude may know.

He’s from Burr Ridge apparently