hello A.R user's... 3L Billet RS6 car from tweets4estates hood///

This is how you tune-

  1. You get a base setup for fuel, boost, timing, get the injectors scaled properly.
  2. You log for information, watching afr mostly.
  3. You adjust your map to get the target afr. (repeat steps 2-3 until the desired afr is set)
  4. You log for information.
  5. You adjust boost to a safe level. (repeat steps 4-5, and check to see if afr’s changed, might need to adjust those if you moved into a different load table)
  6. You log for information.
  7. You adjust timing, add a little bit slowly. (repeat steps 6-7 until it starts knocking and pull some timing back out)
  8. You log in various temperature conditions and load conditions to see if there are holes or gaps in the tune which need small corrections.

Done.

You are pathetic, I am far more intelligent than all of you. Don’t call me a kid you fucking inbred b6 v8 fucks. It might be easy to throw timing at an NA v8 motor, but its sure a different ball game when it comes to turbocharged cars. I know about tuning and how engines respond, I know how to use the information. If you don’t log and just go beat the piss out of a car, you are a moron. Your ecu is saving your ass, you should try tuning a car that doesn’t have as smart of an ecu, then you would realize the importance of logging and proper tuning. You don’t just change maps in the ECU and see what the car does at the track, you need to see how the car is responding, and you do that with data logging.

You think audi just throws some timing at a car and sees how it responds? NO, they spend hours and hours and hours and months upon months tuning these cars. If you had half a brain you would know that data logging is the best thing to come to the automotive industry since turbocharging.

Logging is an essential part of tuning, if you don’t think so, you are an idiot. /Discussion.

What are you talking about? your really turning into a fuckhead.

If you are so damn intelligent then why does your car suck? and since you have tuning figured out…why does it suck?

Your the only idiot advertising your credentials…that no one cares about.

Because all the crazy smart people I know often tell me just how much smarter they are then everyone else.

The real world must be a lonely place at times. At least there are some places like AZ and QW where your knowledge can be shared & appreciated equally. Lucky for you!
The rest of us degenerates just hang out here to feel better about ourselves.

And I whole heartily agree about the tuning. All the tuners I’ve talked to tell me how much they fear tuning tubro cars due to the nightmares involved. APR, GAIC, Unitronic, Etc all love the new N/A audi’s that come out b/c they know their easy potential and the tons they’ll make in quick profits.

Lollipop the manatee had a meltdown!

Hey meow…why don’t you tell everyone where you work right now? Share your true credentials. Because I would love to hear about it.

No? Not working anywhere? Oh you’re a 21 year old kid who is still in school? Awesome!

Okay, sleep tight. Remember…you’ve got class tomorrow morning.

P.S. We will be sure to make an exception and add your horrendous quarter mile time to the database so the world can see that you can’t tune to save your fucking life.

guys its that easy you know someone isn’t smart when they need to tell you how smart they are. over and over.

Half the people posting in this thread are the same fucking person. I’m on to you. I know everything and so do a lot of other people. You are the topic of conversation right now in a big way. Shit is pathetic and so are you. Oh and BTW, the tune we are now discussing is garbage, fact. Learn how to tune already. Excuses for running an mbc are exactly that. Excuses.

Would you prefer people make extra accounts to go around telling everyone that way it seems more legit? Seems to works good for some.

you’re losing your mind

who is posting in this thread?

sakimano - me in Toronto
euroswagr - dude with red B7 S4 in Carolina
Maddog - dude with black B7 S4 in Tennessee (I met him in Detroit 2 winters ago)
ChrisK/jfunkey - we all know him. I met him in Detroit in Feb 2010
Meow - the 21 year old MSU student with teh slowest RS6 turbo B5 S4
BlakeD - I don’t know him. He rarely posts.
EyeSp1 - he is in Alberta, Canadian A6 owner (2.7T)
SnowTrooper - that’s you
Corbett - that’s Tim from Michigan with the beautiful yellow avant with the BBS wheels (I think they’re BBS…wire mesh silver wheels)
8urV8 - the OP…he works with S6 atron in Michigan or something. You know him. You sold him an intake earlier in this thread.
FlowTech - I don’t know who that is, but from his posts (which are also rare) he is old and works in Michigan somewhere
justincredible - he is another dude I have met. He’s German, and is a badass mechanic! He singlehandedly did a clutch job on an RS4 while a bunch of us stood around and shot the shit at a meet in Detroit 18 months ago.
F.A.W. - is FAW, and NYCVR6 and others have met him. He is from Africa originally apparently and lives in New York somewhere.

Anyway, that’s the last 2 pages or posters, and that’s 13 people. So you’re saying half of those guys are the same guy? I have met 4 of them, I am 1 of them, you are 1 of them, FAW who you vouched as real is one of them. That’s 7 of the 13. That leaves 5 guys…and I know euroswagr has been met in person (and I"ve seen photos of him and his son and his car). That’s 9, leaving 4. EyeSpi is legit in Canada and jfonz has vouched for him on this site. That’s 10 leaving 3. 8urV8 Hunter has met with, and I have met hunter. You sold 8urV8. So that’s 11, leaving 2. So you’re saying flowtech and BlakeD is the same person? Who?

Where the fuck do you get ‘half the people are the same person’?

Saki,

Are you available for hire? You would make an excellent PI. LOL

Snow Trooper has created a game of fucking cleudo.

Back on topic…

I think Snow lost his fucking mind. If we now need proof that we are real people, myself and V8RyanS4 met at the track and periodically text and call each other to see how are broke cars are coming along. We are actually going to change out his timing chains this weekend if ST needs a photo maybe we can post one although it may just be of my ass…unfortunately I have a very detailed birthmark that is the shape of Italy that someone may be able to steal my identity with…

Maybe we should start a profile requirement that you must post at least 6 forms of identity and dental records to be considered a “real” person. I mean the AR 1/4 mile database is strict…why not make forum membership…lol

…and Saki…I don’t have a son…unless…

Lol at Saki’s descriptions

lol

wasn’t there a little kid in a video about your S4? Weren’t you the guy with the nice video of his S4 getting dyno’d? Maybe I’m confused.

Guys for the record, this has all blown up in someone’s face (MEOW). For whatever reason, SnowTrooper believed MEOW and now Snow Trooper has acted like a maniac. I have sent him a PM and offered to call him from my home here in Toronto to clear this up because I like Snow Trooper…and I can’t fucking believe he has been hoodwinked by this MEOW loser.

Further, I can’t believe what MEOW did. When the truth all comes out (and make no mistake, it will) it will be vindication for Kurt and all his hard work that he does for guys IN HIS FREE TIME, and it will be a colossal embarrassment for a few people who have made a terrible rush to judgment.

I am not from Africa, but if I was I would be a proud African. I was born in South Carolina. I am an American citizen. I love woman and I love my one eyed Kitty cat. I’ve met the owners of Quattroword, who later kicked me off of their shop, because nyvr6 begged them to. LOL. JUST KIDDING. I don’t know. Maybe he did?

No little kid in the video…unless…

I’m seriously cracking up right now.

On a side note it is so fucked up that people try to take this shit beyond the forum. Especially some little fucking punk that doesn’t have a career to ruin. I hope that in some way his plans get crushed…it will only be karma. Ho could someone like Meow sway anyones beliefs? I had him pegged from the moment he started spouting off at the fingertips.

From what I understand CV isn’t much for the internet world as it is, but I really hope this doesn’t push him away from coming in here and giving input. I enjoy the knowledge he provides and his delivery of that knowledge. His comments are complex yet easy to understand and he never offends or attacks anyone which is a perfect example of his humble personality.

I’m laughing at euro trying to determine if indeed he has a kid. Major derailing of the 3L RS6 build thread lol.

Meow already established his stupidity months ago on AZ. I don’t think anyone takes what he says with any sort of credibility, so I wouldn’t worry about him swaying anyone.

Tell snow trooper that.

Besides when people call someones family, pretending to be A DETECTIVE, and fuck up their personal life, that is it. Forum people not listening to them is the least of anyones concerns. Guy needs to go.

The fact that you think this was me is pathetic. I did not call kurts soon to be ex-wife. If you don’t believe me, go fuck yourself.

With every post you dig yourself a bigger hole. Now why are you releasing personal information about someone here? Delete that post at once.

I know we don’t ban people here but meow needs to go.