When you saw guru’s first Markku built manifold’s you jumped on the bandwagon. You wanted to be like Guru, you wanted pretty manifolds with a pretty weld and that is what you received. Now you have a slow car and I’m laughing at your foolish self. Do you remember laughing at my welds because they weren’t professionally done? Do you remember you and your pappy Guruman telling everyone that my welds were so awful? Lol.
" Now look at the both of you " crying like little Baby Mallards.
I just want you, Guruman and others to know 3 things; pretty welds do not make a car go fast, you are a phony audi enthusiast and I am glad that you are having these problems.
Hahahahaha!!!
can we see a video of it running please? i.e. some engine bay footage and then no-cut folllow that up with the car pulling away from a stop. Maybe launch it. (just link us if that has already been done)
is ‘running’ your goal with it? I would normally ask someone who talks a lot of shit about how great their car is if they have a timeslip to back it up, but honestly it appears that you’re just content to have it run and haven’t really made any dyno or power claims (and if you have, I’ve missed them). It’s a labour of love I’m sure so you’re likely immensely satisfied if you’ve built a running single turbo B5 2.7, but I’m just wondering if you have any power or performance goals for it? Or just to have it to hold over jibberjive and guruman’s heads (which I am sure is fun).
I don’t think you’ve started any ‘quest for 9 seconds’ threads like guruman (which for 3 years have been mid-build but never running for some reason, going back to the LSx engine he was looking at). However it does seem like you are challenging these guys.
If the goal is to have a car that runs, you win (if your car is actually running). But now what?
My goal was to build a car myself that actually runs and drives as a daily. My welds may not be the greatest, but my job is done, unlike guru and jibberjackasses flip flop of a project.
I’m about to drive my car to pick up some I-hop. I dyno’d 609whp/607wtq. You can see that in my youtube channel (fastestaudiwagin). I’m computer illiterate. It would be nice is you could link my dyno pull video and my Amd is chicken video over here for me. If you want me to pay you to do it, I can western union you $1, Lol.
It’s obvious I went to the track and ran a 14 sec pass while in my beginning stages of trying to sort out my tune. they were passes to let the Mallards see my car go down the 1/4 flawlessly. I think it will do better this year, hahaha. Not trying to be the fastest. Just trying to enjoy what I created.
I’m about to drive my car from NY to Atl, then to Florida this weekend. I hope to put it on the track to do 1 pass, while I’m on the road. I hope to God (the real God) that I will run better than 14’s. Also God, (the audirevolution God) you said that when I made my first post that you would do something special, being that you were unable to give me fastestaudiwagon as a user name. This is my 3rd. I am patiently waiting!!!
Lol, do you really believe my car isn’t running and hasn’t been my daily driver for over 6 months? And to answer your question, yes, I do remember when everyone was/is making fun of your shoddy craftsmanship. Does time all of the sudden make your sputter welds look better? It still looks like crap, and time doesn’t all of the sudden make your 14 sec pass impressive either. Since you’re desperate to stay relevant and have internet infamy, why don’t you come back when you’ve actually done something. Substance will make you more infamous than vaporware and unfulfilled claims.
I may be a cock to you, but unlike yourself, I’m not a cock to the rest of world just to be a sensationalist troll.
And lol on trying to call Guru out, he currently holds the record for the 2nd fastest B5 in North America.
And maybe your friends with Turks? Because I can’t recall ever saying anything negative to him, and it seems like he joined this forum just to make fun of my username lol. I’m sure he’ll reply here, and we can make this the bash jibberjive thread
well it was a 14 second car a couple of years ago…and has since been modded and straightened out (hopefully…I am giving him the benefit of the doubt)
take your car…it wasn`t the car it is today 2 years ago. It was bone stock.
Hopefully now that FAW has talked about his dyno numbers, hell run the car at the strip and back it up. Maybe then hell get that title (fastest audi wagon)…which is currently held by an RS4 in Europe (TTS SC and like 500 whp on pump) or MarkP who ran 11.76 at 120 in his B5 S4 Avant.
Long way to go from 14 but if his car is legitimately making even 500 whp it should be the FAW. If not, and its all a hoax, I dont know what to say.
Why not go to Etown or something FAW…throw down a time for jibberjive to have a go at. If he bails on the strip after slagging you off all these times, I`ll make fun of him with you.
He won’t do jack. He’s a one-trick pony (trolling) and has been ducking showing any objective performance measurement for years (literally, years).
That 14 sec pass was just last season IIRC, and after his car has supposedly been done for 2 years, and after he had already claimed 550+whp IIRC. He has claimed his car to be done for almost 3 years, and over that time he has claimed dyno numbers all over the board (550whp, 300whp, 600+whp) at random times, not necessarily chronologically. Yet he has produced nothing to substantiate anything (other than said 14 sec pass).
I didn’t bail on him, he bailed on me (see below). Prepare for your favorite ‘excuse’ from me, I didn’t build my car for the strip (I built it to daily drive and occasionally take to Miller Motorsports Park), but I was willing to make an exception for him. He didn’t show up to the challenge. Offers don’t last forever, but see below…
I hadn’t ever taken the time to dig up the origins of this whole thing, but with a little google help, I found some threads that show some cliff notes. Warning, reading these threads may consume an hour of your time lol.
So, a little over 3 years ago FAW randomly developed a hard-on for me and Guru, and decided that he hates the world.
He calls out Guru like crazy, and this is the setup that Guru eventually went 10.5 sec at over 140mph in the 1/4 mile with. Yet FAW has done nothing in the past 3 years, and still doesn’t acknowledge that Guru’s car is fast. Still talks heat on him.
– 8/13/2009 Makes thread to antagonize. Claims his car is “done” (make note of the date, almost 3 years ago, and keep this in mind, as he still, 3 years later, hasn’t produced anything but talk). http://forums.audiworld.com/showthread.php?p=23835099
– 4/17/2011 So over the course of the previous few years he pops in and out of random forums, making random troll posts/threads, films random videos, tries to instigate, sometimes getting banned, always ducking and disappearing when accountability would be required on his claims. Here’s a random example of another troll thread. http://forums.quattroworld.com/s4/threads/9839.phtml#115561
– 12/5/2011 I make a thread as my perpetual project comes to a close, and of course FAW is not to be missing, trolling my thread. FAW starts posting a little more than halfway down here. He still talks heat after all of these years, so, with the end in sight, I’m able to make a ‘nut up or shut up challenge’ to hopefully get him to either shut up or at least do more than talk (in reply to this post this post). Of course he doesn’t reply. http://forums.quattroworld.com/s4/threads/11751.phtml#138715
– 12/8/2011 When I made that challenge on QW, I figured I would post it on Audizine so that it doesn’t get lost in the middle of some random post on a forum that doesn’t have bumpable threads (QW). Like I said, I was hoping to have this be the end of his unsubstantiated douchebaggery, either by substantiating his claims (I don’t care if I lose, as long as he actually shows something), or shutting up. With this posted on AZ, there was no way he could avoid seeing this. Yet, what do I get? Crickets, deflection, him calling out automatic tiptronic K03 and K04 cars. He wouldn’t man up so I thought that was the end of it (or at least I had truly given up hope of him ever substantiating his claims after the 3 years [I don’t know why, but at the beginning of that thread, I still had a shred of hope that he would man up, if nothing else at least for the forums’ entertainment]). http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/461455-My-friendly-wager-and-challenge-for-FAW-(call-out)
So anyways, since that call out and his no-show I have completed my car and have just been taking it easy, putting over 3k miles on the car and enjoying it as my daily driver for the past 6 months. Since that time FAW has generally been benign with his trolling, as he doesn’t want to get banned under his fake screen name on AZ (and I’m sure it has to do with him perennially disappearing when he gets called out.)
Since, for some reason, he likes to randomly pop up and act like he can forget about being called out and ducking away, I’ll remind him, and I’ll even be so kind as to extend my same challenge again, for one week only (to get the money secured with the objective party that is.) I wasn’t necessarily planning on worrying about fixing my messed up tranny any time soon, but if he wants to give me motivation to fix it, I’ll do my best to get it done.
Again, this is my challenge (quoted from the AZ thread above):
[QUOTE=jibberjive;7093534]I posted this on QW, but I figured I’d post it here as well, to hopefully goad him into actually running his car at the track without excuses.
Don’t take this a E-wang measuring, because I honestly don’t care that much about the 1/4mi, nor about FAW’s car. I’m more doing this for entertainment for myself and the forums (like making a bet with a friend on a football game that you don’t really care about otherwise, just to make it more fun to watch (not to imply that FAW is my friend)). Also, this would obviously be done at a sanctioned drag strip, so I don’t care to hear any comments about street racing. This will be safe.
Anyways, in one of my threads FAW said that I claimed that my car would be faster than his (which I very well may have done), and he tried to give me crap for it, though my car isn’t even running yet. Here’s a copy/paste of what I replied, and my challenge to him:
"I don’t recall specifically saying that my car will be faster, though I wouldn’t doubt that you’re one of maybe two people I’ve ever said that to.
I’ll stick by it though, and I’ll make you a wager that when my car is COMPLETELY done (meaning ALL of my accessories installed, motor broken in, tune dialed in, etc), that I’ll run a faster E/T in the quarter than you. We won’t ever be able to meet up in person, and dynos don’t mean anything, so E/T seems the most logical. Let’s say $75 via paypal to the winner? I’m willing to risk that much to make things interesting on the forums, as it won’t break the bank for either of us, and I’m willing to pay that in case I blow up my tranny or something and I can’t make a pass after we both agree on the wager. The loser would also have to admit that the other car is faster (not like I really care) and can’t complain about the mods/weight/gas/whatever else of the car. It would simply be one car’s E/T against the other car’s E/T, period.
I would be willing to put a time limit on it too (like some date next summer or something), after I get a little further along with my car actually running and being broken in, etc. If you accept, we would have an impartial 3rd party hold both of our money in his paypal (like escrow), to disperse to the winner. Also, there would have to be proof by the slip, an uncut video of the pass with the car pulling back around after the pass (like the JHM 1/4mi video), and preferably an eyewitness (though a video will do). I know you’re a street racer, and you like to have high 1/4 mi times being public, so we could keep the video and times private if need be (though the winner will be announced publicly).
You have the advantage in many areas: you’re at sea level while I’m far from it, you’re running a MUCH larger turbo setup, you’re running standalone, your car is already a piece of crap so you probably don’t have any qualms about removing a bunch of stuff for weight savings (if you haven’t already), and I’m not going to be running meth (I don’t remember if you are or not). Time for you to put up Mu
If you’d rather not accept the wager, that’s fine too, you just can’t say your car is faster than mine (though you can continue to troll my threads otherwise if you want, I really don’t care). This offer is more for entertainment than a real grudge. I don’t care about your car (it’s definitely not up there on the top B5’s list), and I didn’t build my car to race on the drag strip anyways. I built it for a daily driver and the road course. Anywho, man up Mu!"
What do you guys think of this challenge? Let’s make it happen!
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Same disclaimers as before apply: don’t take this as me being Mr. “B5 Nevar Lose,” or as me being Mr. “Me vs anything.” I’ve literally called out maybe 2 people in my life, FAW and Adam (“8URV8” on here, or “Mr. Mental”, “10.98_or_bust”, “SpoolingGT2871” and other screen names over the years on other forums). If Mu’s car really is 600+whp, he should beat me handily, and I’m willing to lose $75 to find out either way. We would need to secure the money with the objective 3rd party by midnight 5/30/2012 (though the deadline for the actual challenge would obviously have a later date). I vote Sakimano to hold the money, if he’s willing, as he is probably the only active drama lover on here that doesn’t have a biased grudge against me. If he’d rather not, I’m sure we can find someone. Email/PM me FAW, and we’ll work out the timeframe for it.
Time to nut up or shut up. If you don’t accept this within the next week, I don’t care what you run later.
call outs are best without money. Pride. Money can always complicate things and give someone a reason to dodge it (fear of losing…whatever).
But if someone won’t stand up to defend their pride, there’s something missing. Either their car is junk, or they’re empty inside.
So FAW…why not step up?
If you want to start threads like this one HERE…you’d better step the fuck up. This isn’t quattrofail where nobody drives their cars and everyone looks at logs. This isn’t audizine where people/threads disappear in situations like this thanks to the mods getting their panties in a twist. This is audirevolution…a site where there are really no rules to protect/hide anyone in situations like these. You want to call someone out like you did here to jibberjive, you’d better step up. Your reply (Reply #3) was well thought out, however you’ve definitely brought this spotlight on yourself. It would appear you enjoy that. That’s cool. We would enjoy seeing you backup your claims…otherwise, you’ll be just like all the AMD guys you make fun of (guys who flash dyno sheets and never run at the strip).
He’s a million miles away, but how about each of you runs at an NHRA approved dragstrip, and posts your time/photo of your car with the number and a video of your best run. Jibberjive is at altitude, but that’s his problem. If he’s smart he’ll drive to a better track.
If you don’t step up, I see your karma rating on this site taking a major raping. That’s worse than any ‘infraction’ b.s. as that is a reflection of what the users believe your integrity to be. Swesna’s lying has already seen his karma irreversibly damaged, and he has since fled this site as a result. Don’t be the second swesna.
I read reply #14, will reply to this one for the sport aspect and to see if in fun, you really will make fun of that JibberJQCKass. So all I have to do is go to the track, run a time, be it better than a 14 sec pass, or not. Then wait for Mr excuses to go? If that is the scenario, I can possibly do that. The only problem I have is this; My car runs and drives and I am able to take it to the track as of today. JibJACKass's car has been a daily driver for 6 months, so he says.
If you can somehow muster up a day that Mr JACKass will be taking his car to the track, I’m pretty sure I can definitely do one pass at the track for the ass to kiss. hahaha
If you go and make a pass in your 600 whp car in response to jibberjive’s challenge, and he fails to step up to try to match you, I will ABSOLUTELY make fun of him. I do find his massive multi thousand dollar build interesting…but I’m very confused as to why he’s rocking a stock fuel pump and limiting himself to 14 psi as a result. Seems like if his build was ‘done’ that the fuel pump would have been addressed. Might be a technical reason that I missed.
Anyway, looking forward to it.
Also know that if you go and run 14s, you’ll be made fun of badly…claiming 600 whp and running 14s (or 13s or 12s or 11s frankly) doesn’t add up. If you run 14.x you’d better trap 135+!
If you go and make a pass in your 600 whp car in response to jibberjive’s challenge, and he fails to step up to try to match you, I will ABSOLUTELY make fun of him. I do find his massive multi thousand dollar build interesting…but I’m very confused as to why he’s rocking a stock fuel pump and limiting himself to 14 psi as a result. Seems like if his build was ‘done’ that the fuel pump would have been addressed. Might be a technical reason that I missed.
Anyway, looking forward to it.
Also know that if you go and run 14s, you’ll be made fun of badly…claiming 600 whp and running 14s (or 13s or 12s or 11s frankly) doesn’t add up. If you run 14.x you’d better trap 135+!
[/quote I sometimes street race. showing exactly how fast, or slow my car is will never happen. hence the reason I purposely ran only 1 pass when I attended my last 3 track events.
I have rods to put in a s4 today, KO3’s to put in an a6 tomorrow, trying to finish up a s4 in my drive way and I have to change a head on a 2004 a6 2.7 in Atl by next weekend.
I will try my best to make it to the track between now and then. I may just do it while in Atlanta. I will do 1 pass, starting from a roll and that is all. I’m pretty sure I won’t trap 135 in my lagggy ass car.
I’m going to the track because I planned to go before this thread was even started. Unless JibberJACKass gives a close approximate date of when he will going to the track, I will not be posting any info from the track,
[quote]I sometimes street race. showing exactly how fast, or slow my car is will never happen. hence the reason I purposely ran only 1 pass when I attended my last 3 track events.
I have rods to put in a s4 today, KO3’s to put in an a6 tomorrow, trying to finish up a s4 in my drive way and I have to change a head on a 2004 a6 2.7 in Atl by next weekend.
I will try my best to make it to the track between now and then. I may just do it while in Atlanta. I will do 1 pass, starting from a roll and that is all. I’m pretty sure I won’t trap 135 in my lagggy ass car.
I’m going to the track because I planned to go before this thread was even started. Unless JibberJACKass gives a close approximate date of when he will going to the track, I will not be posting any info from the track,
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You more than likely “purposely” ran only one pass because it sucked…
Then you say you are really busy and will try to get a run in…but you go on to make excuses for a shitty time before you even run.
[quote]“I will do 1 pass, starting from a roll and that is all. I’m pretty sure I won’t trap 135 in my lagggy ass car.”
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Then you say you were planning to go to the track before this thread…you take a shot at jibberjive…and close by saying you will not be posting any info from the track.
Cool story bro, your whole build is losing credibility by the second. If you were so excited to jump on here and shit talk, you should have brought something to back it up.
I’ll quote Sakimano for you…
[quote]If you want to start threads like this one HERE…you’d better step the fuck up. This isn’t quattrofail where nobody drives their cars and everyone looks at logs. This isn’t audizine where people/threads disappear in situations like this thanks to the mods getting their panties in a twist.This is audirevolution…a site where there are really no rules to protect/hide anyone in situations like these. You want to call someone out like you did here to jibberjive, you’d better step up.
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Step up or go away…
