Haha, well I don’t actually have any hoes, but I do have a wife and 2 kids, and a small business to run. In reality I took a break because a project like this becomes exhausting with all the little hangups and setbacks. I have been making changes to it in the early part of this year, I have the new rear bbk completely sorted, as well I have my trans rebuild/upgrade kit and JHM trio on the way.
Yeah I don’t have any hoes, just a girlfriend, two dogs, a cat and a bird named snap. None of them make money. Faw told me he has hoes and I am kinda jelly. I wonder if they are in the same area code or possibly different ones?
The Niagra Falls area…
IMO this is exactly what the forum needs more of. Cheers to you Eyespi.
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Are you dyslexic, or did you just skim over my entire challenge when I made it last year? I explicitly stated that this is a “run what you brung race of best E/T wins. The other party can’t complain about any mods or conditions.”
[quote=“jibberjive,post:13,topic:3495”]
I bet it makes you feel tough to act like I was afraid to run your car though lol.
Please tell me that you really did make a deliberately vain attempt to call someone behind my back just so that you could bring it up months later to try to validate yourself in retrospect? hahaha
And the wager wasn’t for $50 
Of course that’s how you remember it, and I wouldn’t expect any less from your notoriously biased witticisms and your skewed renderings of events that you love to try to pass off as ‘honest nutshell synopsis’ of past events. Your wrong accounting of what happened is not because you’re not well educated; it’s because you are self-deluded.
Pro-tip though, if you are going to lie about things, you should make sure that the things that you lie about are not so readily exposed (on your home forum nonetheless). Also, it doesn’t lend positive credence to the ‘truth speaker’ facade that you try so hard to portray to lie directly to the people who know better because they saw it happen first-hand.
If you want to try to act like my original challenge was some sort of a “I’ll run you tomorrow, as-is” challenge, you might want to brush up on my very first posting of the challenge, located here:
http://audirevolution.net/forum/index.php?topic=883.msg19662#msg19662
Quoted verbatim FROM THE VERY FIRST, THE ORIGINAL CHALLENGE POST I MADE ON AR (as seen in the link above).
Note the explicit mentioning of my damaged transmission, the extended (yet to be determined and yet to be mutually agreed upon) timeframe, and the explicit provision of the car being in complete track running shape.
[u][b]No matter how many times you repeat a lie, it will never make it true.
Attempting to psychologically manipulate by continually repeating things that you know are not true only serves to make you look like a self-decepted fool.[/b][/u]
[quote=“EYEspI,post:88,topic:4218”]
I literally lol’d.
Wow man, it really is a breath of fresh air and the last thing I expected to see some pure, unadulterated non-spin talk here on AR. Most of the people who can/would speak through the AR cloud of BS have long since abandoned the place.
Oh fuck…he jibberjived back over to AR again…
Jibberjive why keep bringing up a race that you both basically pussed out of? You still haven’t ran shit, do you plan on ever running? Is your fuel system in the works? Is you tranny rebuilt? Just wonder why you think anyone cares…your not defending yourself any longer, your just making yourself look stupid.
How many times will you actually call out FAW before running your own car down a track?
winning ;D
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Why do I keep bringing up the race? I talk about self-delusion and hypocrisy a lot with you and Saki, but are you honestly so short sighted that you can’t even keep track of when YOU start a discussion on a topic in the very thread that you’re posting in? Take a look at post #69, there was not a single mention of the race before that:
http://audirevolution.net/forum/index.php?topic=1615.msg40523#msg40523
You (and Saki) continually bring up the FAW challenge and tell blatant lies about it (lies that I just owned Saki on a few posts above, but you can consider that post as owning you and your lies as well), and then you get weary of when I call you out on your lies? Lol, this is the height of hypocrisy.
You don’t want it brought up, then stop bringing it up and stop telling lies about it. Simple as that.
Faw crushed you and now you be jibberjivin’
That old thread was funny as fuck. Good read. Would read again.
The words of a troll with nothing to say once they got owned
I don’t lie about anything buddy, and thanks for answering any of the questions I asked. I didn’t even bring up your stupid callout excuse fest directly, I was merely trying to remember why I hated you…but here you are 30 posts later still trying to defend the stupid “race that never happens” kinda like the “song that never ends” or better yet “the jibberjive that never goes away”
Screw the endless banter in circles jibberjive, this is a car forum…how is you build coming along? Seriously, I rebuilt my heads in my car a few months ago and it’s running great. Unfortunately I was thinking about moving on from my b7, but I’ve decided to stick around and hope to have a real beast in a year or so…something along the lines of a built JHM motor and a hefty shot of nitrous.
So seriously…any track plans…work out your fueling yet? Tranny problems still?
You can whine all you want about me defending against the lies you tell, but they won’t stop until you stop telling them/bringing it up yourself.
Like I said previously, stop acting like a douche, and I see no reason why we couldn’t have normal car discourse. This post, unfortunately, was still 50% douche, so I’ll let you try again before I start to take you seriously and have actual constructive conversation with you.
I don’t give a shit about your car man, just go back to AZ where you like it. If I’m a liar by your standards, well it’s whatever because your credibility means nothing to anybody…regardless of how we look at it you call out people and then twist all kinds of specifications, restrictions, and qualifiers to nullify a true race from ever happening. It’s like your own forum law system that you instill with fail safe loop holes just so you can eventually back out.
Screw off jibberjive…go run away with tweets, killer, and whoever else hates this forum full of liars.
The wambulance is making a return in the neighborhood.
And again, to act like the race was intentionally convoluted so that it didn’t happen is a blatant lie and misrepresentation. All that would have had to have happened is to set a mutually agreed upon date and get our money in a 3rd party’s hands. Super complicated.
[quote]I’ll stick by it though, and I’ll make you a wager that when my car is COMPLETELY done (meaning ALL of my accessories installed, motor broken in, tune dialed in, etc), that I’ll run a faster E/T in the quarter than you. We won’t ever be able to meet up in person, and dynos don’t mean anything, so E/T seems the most logical
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Since we want to play the who is a liar game…how is this stipulation NOT a fucking loop hole. Your car is still not done, so even if money was sent and a time frame was agreed on…there would still be no race and you’d still be a tool.
Now I’ve got work to do…have fun in jibberland jibberjive.
jibberjivin’
another definition of jibberjivin is to claim you want to have a car discussion, then when asked about your car, you whine about other stuff and avoid avoid avoid. And to add a million conditions to anything as if a race challenge is an estate settlement, requiring 11 lawyers to decipher the conditions.
Stsill no answers to this whatsoever.
[quote]Screw the endless banter in circles jibberjive, this is a car forum…how is you build coming along? Seriously, I rebuilt my heads in my car a few months ago and it’s running great. Unfortunately I was thinking about moving on from my b7, but I’ve decided to stick around and hope to have a real beast in a year or so…something along the lines of a built JHM motor and a hefty shot of nitrous.
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I wont presume to know Jibbs answer, but from the outside looking in I would suggest that he has not repaired the transmission because the wager did not move forward. I read it to say that if the wager was made official, he would get his ass in gear and repair the trans. Considering the entire wager fell to shit, I would assume that he spent his time, efforts and cash on another aspect of the project.
I can personally attest that driving an S4 with a bum shifting 01E is not a problem for daily even the odd spirited pull, but it will cost you dearly at the track, they usually begin by hard shifts into 3rd or 4th.
That’s not a loophole and my car is still not done BECAUSE THERE WAS NO RACE TO PREPARE FOR. In the sentences following the one you quoted, I said that we would set a mutually agreed upon date within the season. I couldn’t get FAW to agree to run my car at a mutually agreed upon date and under the conditions of my challenge (unbiased 3rd party holds our money). Had we been able to set a mutually agreed upon date, then I would have prepped my car for that mutually agreed upon date. There was no agreement nor acceptance of the challenge, and hence there is still no preparation for a non-existent race.
The logic really is not that complicated: Challenge – Accept or Deny, Set Mutually Agreed Upon Date, Secure Money with 3rd Party. I know that’s not over your head.