609/607 with a 14 sec 1/4 mile…nice
http://www.carforums.net/images/smilies/3gears.gif
True, should’ve said and we can make this bash jibberjive thread a party 
awww snap. Don’t know the backstory on any of this but it looks to be something good
well it was a 14 second car a couple of years ago…and has since been modded and straightened out (hopefully…I am giving him the benefit of the doubt)
take your car…it wasn`t the car it is today 2 years ago. It was bone stock.
Hopefully now that FAW has talked about his dyno numbers, hell run the car at the strip and back it up. Maybe then hell get that title (fastest audi wagon)…which is currently held by an RS4 in Europe (TTS SC and like 500 whp on pump) or MarkP who ran 11.76 at 120 in his B5 S4 Avant.
Long way to go from 14 but if his car is legitimately making even 500 whp it should be the FAW. If not, and its all a hoax, I dont know what to say.
Why not go to Etown or something FAW…throw down a time for jibberjive to have a go at. If he bails on the strip after slagging you off all these times, I`ll make fun of him with you.
I know he didn’t go 14s with 600hp, I was lighting a little fire so that maybe we could get an updated time.
Get ready for a crazy long post lol.
He won’t do jack. He’s a one-trick pony (trolling) and has been ducking showing any objective performance measurement for years (literally, years).
That 14 sec pass was just last season IIRC, and after his car has supposedly been done for 2 years, and after he had already claimed 550+whp IIRC. He has claimed his car to be done for almost 3 years, and over that time he has claimed dyno numbers all over the board (550whp, 300whp, 600+whp) at random times, not necessarily chronologically. Yet he has produced nothing to substantiate anything (other than said 14 sec pass).
I didn’t bail on him, he bailed on me (see below). Prepare for your favorite ‘excuse’ from me, I didn’t build my car for the strip (I built it to daily drive and occasionally take to Miller Motorsports Park), but I was willing to make an exception for him. He didn’t show up to the challenge. Offers don’t last forever, but see below…
I hadn’t ever taken the time to dig up the origins of this whole thing, but with a little google help, I found some threads that show some cliff notes. Warning, reading these threads may consume an hour of your time lol.
So, a little over 3 years ago FAW randomly developed a hard-on for me and Guru, and decided that he hates the world.
– 4/13/2009 (It actually started a little before this, but this gets the point across fine. FAW action starts in post #27)
http://forums.audiworld.com/showthread.php?p=23765497
He calls out Guru like crazy, and this is the setup that Guru eventually went 10.5 sec at over 140mph in the 1/4 mile with. Yet FAW has done nothing in the past 3 years, and still doesn’t acknowledge that Guru’s car is fast. Still talks heat on him.
– 8/13/2009 Makes thread to antagonize. Claims his car is “done” (make note of the date, almost 3 years ago, and keep this in mind, as he still, 3 years later, hasn’t produced anything but talk).
http://forums.audiworld.com/showthread.php?p=23835099
– 8/26/2009 Makes thread to all of his ‘hatters.’ This thread is gold, if only for the pictures.
http://forums.audiworld.com/showthread.php?p=23842628
– 4/17/2011 So over the course of the previous few years he pops in and out of random forums, making random troll posts/threads, films random videos, tries to instigate, sometimes getting banned, always ducking and disappearing when accountability would be required on his claims. Here’s a random example of another troll thread.
http://forums.quattroworld.com/s4/threads/9839.phtml#115561
– 12/5/2011 I make a thread as my perpetual project comes to a close, and of course FAW is not to be missing, trolling my thread. FAW starts posting a little more than halfway down here. He still talks heat after all of these years, so, with the end in sight, I’m able to make a ‘nut up or shut up challenge’ to hopefully get him to either shut up or at least do more than talk (in reply to this post this post). Of course he doesn’t reply.
http://forums.quattroworld.com/s4/threads/11751.phtml#138715
– 12/8/2011 When I made that challenge on QW, I figured I would post it on Audizine so that it doesn’t get lost in the middle of some random post on a forum that doesn’t have bumpable threads (QW). Like I said, I was hoping to have this be the end of his unsubstantiated douchebaggery, either by substantiating his claims (I don’t care if I lose, as long as he actually shows something), or shutting up. With this posted on AZ, there was no way he could avoid seeing this. Yet, what do I get? Crickets, deflection, him calling out automatic tiptronic K03 and K04 cars. He wouldn’t man up so I thought that was the end of it (or at least I had truly given up hope of him ever substantiating his claims after the 3 years [I don’t know why, but at the beginning of that thread, I still had a shred of hope that he would man up, if nothing else at least for the forums’ entertainment]).
http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/461455-My-friendly-wager-and-challenge-for-FAW-(call-out)
Also, classic FAW diversion and no reply http://forums.quattroworld.com/s4/msgs/139280.phtml
So anyways, since that call out and his no-show I have completed my car and have just been taking it easy, putting over 3k miles on the car and enjoying it as my daily driver for the past 6 months. Since that time FAW has generally been benign with his trolling, as he doesn’t want to get banned under his fake screen name on AZ (and I’m sure it has to do with him perennially disappearing when he gets called out.)
Since, for some reason, he likes to randomly pop up and act like he can forget about being called out and ducking away, I’ll remind him, and I’ll even be so kind as to extend my same challenge again, for one week only (to get the money secured with the objective party that is.) I wasn’t necessarily planning on worrying about fixing my messed up tranny any time soon, but if he wants to give me motivation to fix it, I’ll do my best to get it done.
Again, this is my challenge (quoted from the AZ thread above):
[QUOTE=jibberjive;7093534]I posted this on QW, but I figured I’d post it here as well, to hopefully goad him into actually running his car at the track without excuses.
Don’t take this a E-wang measuring, because I honestly don’t care that much about the 1/4mi, nor about FAW’s car. I’m more doing this for entertainment for myself and the forums (like making a bet with a friend on a football game that you don’t really care about otherwise, just to make it more fun to watch (not to imply that FAW is my friend)). Also, this would obviously be done at a sanctioned drag strip, so I don’t care to hear any comments about street racing. This will be safe.
Anyways, in one of my threads FAW said that I claimed that my car would be faster than his (which I very well may have done), and he tried to give me crap for it, though my car isn’t even running yet. Here’s a copy/paste of what I replied, and my challenge to him:
"I don’t recall specifically saying that my car will be faster, though I wouldn’t doubt that you’re one of maybe two people I’ve ever said that to.
I’ll stick by it though, and I’ll make you a wager that when my car is COMPLETELY done (meaning ALL of my accessories installed, motor broken in, tune dialed in, etc), that I’ll run a faster E/T in the quarter than you. We won’t ever be able to meet up in person, and dynos don’t mean anything, so E/T seems the most logical. Let’s say $75 via paypal to the winner? I’m willing to risk that much to make things interesting on the forums, as it won’t break the bank for either of us, and I’m willing to pay that in case I blow up my tranny or something and I can’t make a pass after we both agree on the wager. The loser would also have to admit that the other car is faster (not like I really care) and can’t complain about the mods/weight/gas/whatever else of the car. It would simply be one car’s E/T against the other car’s E/T, period.
I would be willing to put a time limit on it too (like some date next summer or something), after I get a little further along with my car actually running and being broken in, etc. If you accept, we would have an impartial 3rd party hold both of our money in his paypal (like escrow), to disperse to the winner. Also, there would have to be proof by the slip, an uncut video of the pass with the car pulling back around after the pass (like the JHM 1/4mi video), and preferably an eyewitness (though a video will do). I know you’re a street racer, and you like to have high 1/4 mi times being public, so we could keep the video and times private if need be (though the winner will be announced publicly).
You have the advantage in many areas: you’re at sea level while I’m far from it, you’re running a MUCH larger turbo setup, you’re running standalone, your car is already a piece of crap so you probably don’t have any qualms about removing a bunch of stuff for weight savings (if you haven’t already), and I’m not going to be running meth (I don’t remember if you are or not). Time for you to put up Mu
If you’d rather not accept the wager, that’s fine too, you just can’t say your car is faster than mine (though you can continue to troll my threads otherwise if you want, I really don’t care). This offer is more for entertainment than a real grudge. I don’t care about your car (it’s definitely not up there on the top B5’s list), and I didn’t build my car to race on the drag strip anyways. I built it for a daily driver and the road course. Anywho, man up Mu!"
What do you guys think of this challenge? Let’s make it happen!
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Same disclaimers as before apply: don’t take this as me being Mr. “B5 Nevar Lose,” or as me being Mr. “Me vs anything.” I’ve literally called out maybe 2 people in my life, FAW and Adam (“8URV8” on here, or “Mr. Mental”, “10.98_or_bust”, “SpoolingGT2871” and other screen names over the years on other forums). If Mu’s car really is 600+whp, he should beat me handily, and I’m willing to lose $75 to find out either way. We would need to secure the money with the objective 3rd party by midnight 5/30/2012 (though the deadline for the actual challenge would obviously have a later date). I vote Sakimano to hold the money, if he’s willing, as he is probably the only active drama lover on here that doesn’t have a biased grudge against me. If he’d rather not, I’m sure we can find someone. Email/PM me FAW, and we’ll work out the timeframe for it.
Time to nut up or shut up. If you don’t accept this within the next week, I don’t care what you run later.
I love call outs… 
call outs are best without money. Pride. Money can always complicate things and give someone a reason to dodge it (fear of losing…whatever).
But if someone won’t stand up to defend their pride, there’s something missing. Either their car is junk, or they’re empty inside.
So FAW…why not step up?
If you want to start threads like this one HERE…you’d better step the fuck up. This isn’t quattrofail where nobody drives their cars and everyone looks at logs. This isn’t audizine where people/threads disappear in situations like this thanks to the mods getting their panties in a twist. This is audirevolution…a site where there are really no rules to protect/hide anyone in situations like these. You want to call someone out like you did here to jibberjive, you’d better step up. Your reply (Reply #3) was well thought out, however you’ve definitely brought this spotlight on yourself. It would appear you enjoy that. That’s cool. We would enjoy seeing you backup your claims…otherwise, you’ll be just like all the AMD guys you make fun of (guys who flash dyno sheets and never run at the strip).
He’s a million miles away, but how about each of you runs at an NHRA approved dragstrip, and posts your time/photo of your car with the number and a video of your best run. Jibberjive is at altitude, but that’s his problem. If he’s smart he’ll drive to a better track.
If you don’t step up, I see your karma rating on this site taking a major raping. That’s worse than any ‘infraction’ b.s. as that is a reflection of what the users believe your integrity to be. Swesna’s lying has already seen his karma irreversibly damaged, and he has since fled this site as a result. Don’t be the second swesna.
I read reply #14, will reply to this one for the sport aspect and to see if in fun, you really will make fun of that JibberJQCKass. So all I have to do is go to the track, run a time, be it better than a 14 sec pass, or not. Then wait for Mr excuses to go? If that is the scenario, I can possibly do that. The only problem I have is this; My car runs and drives and I am able to take it to the track as of today. JibJACKass's car has been a daily driver for 6 months, so he says.
If you can somehow muster up a day that Mr JACKass will be taking his car to the track, I’m pretty sure I can definitely do one pass at the track for the ass to kiss. hahaha
No more talk, find a track this weekend…drive there…run
Post a video and have a slip…no BS please
After that its all on your boy jibberjive to shut you up, if he doesn’t then your shit talking will have meaning.
If you go and make a pass in your 600 whp car in response to jibberjive’s challenge, and he fails to step up to try to match you, I will ABSOLUTELY make fun of him. I do find his massive multi thousand dollar build interesting…but I’m very confused as to why he’s rocking a stock fuel pump and limiting himself to 14 psi as a result. Seems like if his build was ‘done’ that the fuel pump would have been addressed. Might be a technical reason that I missed.
Anyway, looking forward to it.
Also know that if you go and run 14s, you’ll be made fun of badly…claiming 600 whp and running 14s (or 13s or 12s or 11s frankly) doesn’t add up. If you run 14.x you’d better trap 135+!
[quote=“sakimano,post:18,topic:3495”]
If you go and make a pass in your 600 whp car in response to jibberjive’s challenge, and he fails to step up to try to match you, I will ABSOLUTELY make fun of him. I do find his massive multi thousand dollar build interesting…but I’m very confused as to why he’s rocking a stock fuel pump and limiting himself to 14 psi as a result. Seems like if his build was ‘done’ that the fuel pump would have been addressed. Might be a technical reason that I missed.
Anyway, looking forward to it.
Also know that if you go and run 14s, you’ll be made fun of badly…claiming 600 whp and running 14s (or 13s or 12s or 11s frankly) doesn’t add up. If you run 14.x you’d better trap 135+!
[/quote I sometimes street race. showing exactly how fast, or slow my car is will never happen. hence the reason I purposely ran only 1 pass when I attended my last 3 track events.
I have rods to put in a s4 today, KO3’s to put in an a6 tomorrow, trying to finish up a s4 in my drive way and I have to change a head on a 2004 a6 2.7 in Atl by next weekend.
I will try my best to make it to the track between now and then. I may just do it while in Atlanta. I will do 1 pass, starting from a roll and that is all. I’m pretty sure I won’t trap 135 in my lagggy ass car.
I’m going to the track because I planned to go before this thread was even started. Unless JibberJACKass gives a close approximate date of when he will going to the track, I will not be posting any info from the track,
[quote]I sometimes street race. showing exactly how fast, or slow my car is will never happen. hence the reason I purposely ran only 1 pass when I attended my last 3 track events.
I have rods to put in a s4 today, KO3’s to put in an a6 tomorrow, trying to finish up a s4 in my drive way and I have to change a head on a 2004 a6 2.7 in Atl by next weekend.
I will try my best to make it to the track between now and then. I may just do it while in Atlanta. I will do 1 pass, starting from a roll and that is all. I’m pretty sure I won’t trap 135 in my lagggy ass car.
I’m going to the track because I planned to go before this thread was even started. Unless JibberJACKass gives a close approximate date of when he will going to the track, I will not be posting any info from the track,
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You more than likely “purposely” ran only one pass because it sucked…
Then you say you are really busy and will try to get a run in…but you go on to make excuses for a shitty time before you even run.
[quote]“I will do 1 pass, starting from a roll and that is all. I’m pretty sure I won’t trap 135 in my lagggy ass car.”
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Then you say you were planning to go to the track before this thread…you take a shot at jibberjive…and close by saying you will not be posting any info from the track.
Cool story bro, your whole build is losing credibility by the second. If you were so excited to jump on here and shit talk, you should have brought something to back it up.
I’ll quote Sakimano for you…
[quote]If you want to start threads like this one HERE…you’d better step the fuck up. This isn’t quattrofail where nobody drives their cars and everyone looks at logs. This isn’t audizine where people/threads disappear in situations like this thanks to the mods getting their panties in a twist.This is audirevolution…a site where there are really no rules to protect/hide anyone in situations like these. You want to call someone out like you did here to jibberjive, you’d better step up.
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Step up or go away…
You more than likely “purposely” ran only one pass because it sucked…
Then you say you are really busy and will try to get a run in…but you go on to make excuses for a shitty time before you even run.
[quote]“I will do 1 pass, starting from a roll and that is all. I’m pretty sure I won’t trap 135 in my lagggy ass car.”
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Then you say you were planning to go to the track before this thread…you take a shot at jibberjive…and close by saying you will not be posting any info from the track.
Cool story bro, your whole build is losing credibility by the second. If you were so excited to jump on here and shit talk, you should have brought something to back it up.
I’ll quote Sakimano for you…
[quote]If you want to start threads like this one HERE…you’d better step the fuck up. This isn’t quattrofail where nobody drives their cars and everyone looks at logs. This isn’t audizine where people/threads disappear in situations like this thanks to the mods getting their panties in a twist.This is audirevolution…a site where there are really no rules to protect/hide anyone in situations like these. You want to call someone out like you did here to jibberjive, you’d better step up.
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Step up or go away…
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Dude who are you to say I’m not busy, or when I should go to the track. I’ve been to the track before and I’ve ran every car I’ve owned against others. I also have races on Youtube. Some I’ve won and others I lost. please don’t make me laugh any harder at your pathetic antics to try and get me to the track faster Than I will. I would rather race a person on the street than to go to the track. It’s easier to do.
I also won’t be responding to anymore of your attempts to use reverse psychology. Who do you think you are? cause I don’t give Two Sh¿ts about you. Matter fact, I’m laughing at you now!
I think he’s just saying you shouldn’t trash talk jibber or challenge him only to then create a list of reasons for not running your car full out.
Being busy is one thing…that’s understandable. Saying ‘I won’t go WOT’ or ‘I wont’ launch’ or ‘I won’t share any info’ doesn’t make any sense and that’s what he’s addressing. The ‘i’m too busy’ thing doesn’t really work. People who are truly too busy to run their car etc. are usually too busy to start callout threads on forums.
At this point, I’m losing faith that you have anything going, and even if you do, I’m still completely unsure why you’re bothering to post about it. You go out of your way to say you have 600 whp on three different forums…but claim you won’t post a timeslip because you streetrace and you need to be stealth? What’s the fucking difference? What’s so stealth about plastering a dyno on fucking youtube lol?
Who in the world of street racing is going to go ‘oh shit…there’s that guy who dyno’d 609 whp. I’ll race him for $500 in my 350 whp car because I haven’t seen him post a dragstrip pass yet…otherwise I wouldn’t’.
Makes no sense.
I’m going to assume that you have poor eye sight and you’ve over looked plenty in this thread.
I DON’T believe I called JibberJACKass out in this thread. I’m pretty sure he called me out. He said something like " he is giving me 1 week to respond to his challenge. I don’t wear glasses, but maybe I need some if you and that other guy is interpreting that as a challenge from me.
I can launch, roll my car if I please. The goal is to make a pass. I don’t have to do 20 damn passes at the track to get a time slip. One is all I like to do at the track. I like saving my gas for the Highway.
And If he is the one calling me out? he should be the 1st person to tackle the track. I find it so lop sided how y’all forum guys love to twist things around when people call me out. I don’t ever think I called that dude out. why would I it is almost inevitable that we will ever do a real race. To be realistic about this whole faux of an attempt from him to act like he would even have a chance to when against me is comical. Anyway like I said, if he give me a time when he will hit the track, Ill go to the track around that time. To be honest, he should be available by the end of may, based on him telling me I have a week to respond to ( HIS ORIGINAL CALL OUT). Just post a date that you will be going to the track, ok Cock as you called yourself earlier.
nothing lopsided bud…you are throwing around a youtube dyno video, other videos where you call people out constantly…then you boast about your car running, and as I said way above, if your goal was to make a single turbo that runs, well mission accomplished. You showed them. But why the fuck are you constantly trashing the other guys and then flashing your dyno numbers around the forums?
Don’t forget I am not some friend of jibberjive. He’d probably put me closer to e-enemy status than e-friend. So don’t claim lopsided. Consider me and the other guys in this thread impartial judges. We’re a bunch of B6/7 guys calling you out for a half-assed call out thread.
The whole '1 week to ’ etc. is lame I agree because it’s an easy way to ensure the other party can likely not follow through with something and thus you can say ‘I won because he didn’t fulfill the conditions in 1 week’. Jibberjive should know better. However as I said…if you want to make him eat a big shitburger (because clearly you’re semi-infatuated with kicking him in the e-teeth) step up and run a time that makes his build look like a joke, and validates yours finally.
Now…FOCYS on what I said above. Throwing dyno sheets around but saying you won’t run a fast pass at the strip because you street race and you want to be stealth is not going to fly here or anywhere. We’re smarter than that…and it just SCREAMS that you don’t really drive a 600 whp car. Fuck the fucking dyno. Dyno means jack.
Faw you sure do know how to make friends.
Does anyone want to run me, does anyone want to call my car a mallard chicken hawk flop? I will run anyone from a dig in the 1/4, so how about it who will run my shit box?
All us Audi big power dipshits do is fucking argue and its totally god damn getting old!
I don’t go around telling people my car dyno’d 600. I just posted what it did. To make you happy, lets say my car dyno’d 315hp.
It seems like if a person dyno’s above 600whp, you always come with your crap. tellin/asking people to prove they really made 600whp and if they don’t run 135 in the 1/4 that they don’t make what the dyno spit out. Dude take it easy with all your crap. I wish you lived close to me, then I would ask you to run me with your car.
It would be nice to hear what you had to say when we were done.
I would love to hear what your car did on the dyno and what you did at the track. Minus the excuses.
Sakimano has the fastest stock RS4 time so who gives a fuck about the dyno…it’s stock.
your the only one that has made excuses so far in thread man…
Just to make you happy I dynoed 312awhp in my B7 S4 and ran a 12.86 @106…with no excuses
I have never ran a 14sec 1/4mile, even in stock form.
We just want you to run man, then we will either make fun of you, or make fun of people with you…lol