There we go…it’s been blessed by God himself
sakimano I wanted to add the text to the quote. ;D
Here are some thoughts to keep this fair and fun. First tweets maybe you should step aside and let jibberjive and F.A.W. just be involved its not IMHO fair to F.A.W. TO have more then one person asking for him to step in with them.
What I’m offering that I think may be fun. The winner gets there video on the front page of AR. (BARING completely offenceive materials)
The winner also can publish there side of the tail to be added as a news release on AR. the winner can then link this as he sees fit.
Let’s have rules and points.
Points for who gets to the track first
Points for who gets the most passes
Points for
The fastest 1/4 mile
The best 60’
The fastest mph
Points for still having a running unbroken car. Each member will have 2 weeks after dead line to fix or prove there cars are still runing
What are the thoughts of you guys and more important of jibber and FAW
you do know none of that will never happen. People with grudge matches that try to do this stuff face to face rarely make it happen unless it happens right then and there.
Besides that FAW is too much of a talker… All show no go. Regardless if his car made power, his online personality certainly does proceed him. The only thing he comes online for is to stir the pot, nothing more.
I don’t think it will ever be face to face due to their locations, but wouldn’t it be interesting to see a B5 guy make a fucking dragstrip pass! Seems like the B5 world really revolts against it now…so here we have two guys that might go. You were always willing to go and post up your results, but to be honest, having just entered a ton of B5 S4 passes into the Audirevolution dragstrip database, you were pretty rare. Only about 5 of the times were from the past 18 months.
If FAW doesn’t go he’ll have erased any hint of a chance that his car is anything like he claims…and will have just further cemented his already sterling reputaiton as a mouthpiece only.that he’s just making shit up constantly.
We shall see.
he’s just making shit up constantly. Making sh!t up like what?
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God, you’re right, I will retract. I will also see if I can get a pass in while I’m in VA. Hunter found a track 1.5 hours away. So I accept your challenge but, can we start a thread for the challenge!?
FAW, I didn’t say that you are making shit up.
I said if you no-show it will cement your reputation that all these b5 guys say you have…which is that you’re just a mouthpiece, and that you’re making shit up. i.e. 600 whp or that you’ll show up and post a time.
what challenge?
AR should give an award for the pussy with the slowest car also…
1st PLACE - Jizzerjiveturkey
congratulations you are the weeeeeiner
I would suggest this not take place face to face but at there own respective tracks.
FAW To sweeten the deal. If you go to any track between now and when you set the date post a video here of the event. I’ll take the time to have our program guy make your original name work. For all I care you can put your car in 4th gear all the way down the track and run a 20second time
I don’t know much into the depth of the issues. However as I understand FAW has run st the track correct 14sec. My question is has jibberjive ever run his car at the track. If not one could make the case that FAW is faster by proof of track time.
very true…I haven’t seen anything from jibberjive.
However I also don’t think I have seen jibberjive post that he’s the mackdaddy stone cold killa either…he’s just a guy who is present on forums and has been building his car. Forever. The impression I get is that he was just jumped on by FAW for his build not being legit because he didn’t do it with his hands…even though FAW’s car ran like a stock B5 2 waterfests ago.
Being called ‘slow’ by FAW is tantamount to being called an environmental killer for not sorting your recycling properly…by a guy who drives a Hummer.
to that end…I’d love to add FAW’s 14 second run to the audirevolution quarter mile database. I think he would officially be the slowest time on there…B5/6/7/8 inclusive. There’s some irony there.
Do as you please with my 14 sec pass. I decided to attack Guru after he said that he hoped my car throws a rod and I went at JibberJACKass after he said some slick remarks about my car, followed by how bad my welds were.
I find everything to be entertaining. I like having fun and I like talking about that JACKass.
I will put my car down the track. I will roll off the line, maybe blip the throttle, might even hit my 2 step, but I will make a pass down the 1/4, or at someone’s girl in do time.
are B5s allergic to dragstrips? I know they are supposed monsters from 60-130…but come on guys
It seems like B5s are very comparable to DSMs (1G/2G Talons and Eclipses w/4G63T…Lasers too I guess), they are fast as fuck when they run, but they are broke 95% of the time.
Pew pew.
Utarrr
Nope. I’m not even making it out to Wuste in Vegas, a 5 hr drive.
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My car is a twin turbo.
This. I have never claimed dyno numbers. I have never claimed 1/4 mi numbers. I have never said my car is necessarily faster than anyones nor made a challenge to anyone except to FAW (and possibly Mr Mental, who seems to have matured a lot over the last little bit). I built my car to daily drive and possibly take to the road course, and I did it on my own timeframe. Apparently how long my own project takes me to complete pisses some people off, and that’s fine. I built my car for me, and I enjoy it as such.
Like I said earlier, I’m willing to potentially lose $75 to get him to even produce anything. Whether he ends up being faster or not, it won’t be the end of the world for me. If he proves to be faster, I’ll pay him his money and I’ll admit it. If not, I’ll take his money and admission (I have a feeling he won’t follow through with the second part either way though).
This is coming from someone who has been around the B5 forums.
And I would probably change that quote to “all talk, no go,” as his car doesn’t “show” too well.
I honestly think this is the quote of the thread. This is literally the perpetually recycling topic that repeats itself every few months (for years), with absolutely zero outcome because of the dodger. With as much as it seems like you B6/7 guys lurk the B5 forums, I’m surprised that you all are so riled about this and think something (worthwhile) is actually going to come from this. I thought you all had already seen this cycle through as often as the B5 regulars had.
I can appreciate what you’re trying to do, but the challenge/offer has already been made and detailed with the wager, objective 3rd party validation, ramifications, etc. It’s already completely objective, protects the interests of either party equally, and it’s set up as close to a street race as we can get (while being 1000’s of miles apart.) I don’t care if he takes 1 pass or 40. I don’t care what his 60’ is. I don’t care if his motor blows up the next day from the stress at the strip. It doesn’t matter who gets to the track first, as long as we both make a run before the agreed upon deadline (the results wouldn’t be shown until afterwards anyways.) It’s run what you brung, fastest E/T wins, no complaints, no excuses. If he wins, he will get my $75, and I will admit his car is faster. Now all we’ve got to do is get FAW to man up, set a deadline that works for both of us, and get our money secured with the objective 3rd party within the next 6 days.
Again, make sure you plant those excuses early, so that you can call on those excuses afterwards when your performance doesn’t show anything conclusive. Make sure you say that you aren’t trying so that you can avoid accountability :
My crystal ball predictions are coming to fruition before our eyes.
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Lol, dude, do you really think you’re sly? Do you really think that there’s a single person following this thread that didn’t know exactly what you were trying to do with asking me over and over again if my car is running, after I had already said in the thread 3 times that it’s my daily driver and currently has a messed up tranny? I don’t know if you could be more transparent or predictable; I knew as soon as you asked that you were going to try to twist it to either make sure you run a damaged car or weasel your way out of the real challenge all together. I am literally smiling at the visualization of you smirking to yourself, thinking “Hah! I led him right into that one!” lol.
Why are you scared to run my car when it doesn’t have a damaged tranny?
If you’re serious about that deadline, lock it up today with $75 to our objective 3rd party, and as soon as that’s done I’ll start calling around to see if I can borrow an 01E within that timeframe. Ball is in your court.
We need an official 3rd party mediator, as Saki is not looking to take the reigns on this. Someone without a vested interest in this either way, and has a paypal account. Any volunteers?
And I’m also saying this before all of this falls through, my challenge is for FAW, not because I would otherwise be rushing to take my car to the 1/4 mile strip. If/when the challenge falls through, I’m not likely to hit the track til later this season, if at all this season. I simply don’t care enough about the drag strip to rush my timeframe of fixing my car, outside of this single challenge to make it interesting for the forums and to get FAW to show something.
So don’t be surprised/disappointed when this falls through and I don’t make a pass for a while. (well, be disappointed if you want, but don’t be surprised.)
Fuçk you ass whole (JibberJACKass) with you many attempts to get everyone to dislike me. Guess what, I don’t care, cause I don’t like you, or anyone else. I don’t even like my $1,000 yorkie. JACJass, I new you would bail. You are full of garbage. You bring up all these threads trying your hardest to me me, God to you look bad. I bet you don’t remember telling me that my build will never be faster than you and Guru’s car? funny thing is that, my car running 14’s is faster than your car and the ass you suck with a straw. Both, yours and his car are not working in my eyes. Especially yours, with all your excuses. I don’t feel like waiting another year to do a fake race with you.
I don’t have $75 to do this. Lets just make this happen by 6-3-2012 without the money please?
Man, I don’t even know whats going on here anymore…
FAW said 6/3/2012
Now your making excuses about your tranny, and he is gonna do a roll out (even though he takes launch vids) and he will maybe blip the throttle, which are his excuses.
Sounds like your both backing out
Holy Fuck, you are both retarded. People like you make the internet suck. I have literally had friends with no money and a beat up corsica that have had more balls/fun with their cars.
stop acting like a fool. It is obvious that I am trying my best to make him accept. The dude acts for a living. He is acting like he wants to race me. He is probably about to right a Movie about me.
Lol, must have hit a button with that one. I keep bringing up these threads? Are you retarded, you made this thread. And you can say your car is faster than mine and Guru’s car, are we supposed to take you at your word? lol
Regarding the money, you know that I won’t do some emergency one-week rush repair to get my car in shape for the track based solely on the distant hope that you, perhaps the most infamously flaky person on the Audi forums, might choose to follow through. You already know that I won’t do this, so you’re trying to use the money, which is pretty much only there to guarantee that you follow through (otherwise you lose money if you don’t), to weasle your way out of manning up. If you want to do it without money, then it’ll be done on my own time frame, at my own leisure, and we can compare slips when I happen to make a pass. If you want to try to force your one-sided timeframe, then put up or shut up. As soon as that money is in the hands of the objective 3rd party, I’ll start trying to make the calls. Otherwise, you can back down from the challenge and I’m sure you will continue to try to claim that my car is slow and your car is fast until I actually go to the track (which sounds like the course you’re trying to pursue, the usual no-accountibility, nothing on the line.)
Here’s a quote from before regarding the money:
[quote=“jibberjive,post:33,topic:3495”]
Kinda funny, the notorious streetracer, known to commonly say he won’t race without money because it’s not worth his time, doesn’t have the confidence to put $75 on the line, even just as a contract sealer : The $75 has to come from you personally btw. Why are you scared?
[quote="_F.A.W,post:89,topic:3495"]
Man up, the challenge is 6 months old, and you’ve only got 6 more days to lock it up.
When he said that date, I said lock it up (in spite of it being borderline unrealistic for me). When I made my challenge, it no where said nor implied that FAW gets to dictate some random deadline a week away. Though I am trying to oblige him anyways.
And I know you and the others just want to see a good race, but if you honestly think that I’m using my tranny as an excuse, you’re either ignorant of the truth or don’t want to see what’s really going on. My tranny has been messed up since the build has been done (6 months ago), and I’ve talked about it many times, before racing FAW was even a possibility (for example the quote below from the linked post on May 10th, before this FAW thread was even made.)
[quote=“jibberjive,post:156,topic:2858”]
http://audirevolution.net/forum/index.php?topic=240.msg18964#msg18964
Also, I’m not sure why you’re acting like his “rollout” excuses are new with this recent post of his; you called him out on it yourself on like the first page of this thread. I tried to warn you all to not get excited because you will just be disappointed when nothing happens (I even posted a link to this exact cycle from 6 months ago). Can’t say I didn’t warn you.
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You really joined the forum to make this bitter post? lol I enjoy my car daily (and so does FAW apparently), not sure why you’re so bitter about it.
Anywho, my challenge still stands as it is and always has been, that we enter into a wager/agreement with an unbiased 3rd party mediator in a ‘run what you brung,’ lowest E/T wins race for $75, and he’s got til midnight on the 30th to work out a date with me and lock it up with cash deposited. I know now, as I knew then, that this isn’t going to happen, so I’m going to sit back and try not to string this thread on too much from here on out (other than working out the date with him and locking it up).
I’m sorry that you’re disappointed fellas, but I tried to warn you from get-go to not get your hopes too high.