JibberJACKass, You got what u deserve 4 sucking on Guruman's asshole with straw.

Saki can you please call me now! Thanks

Lol! This thread is like a soap opera. wth

No, I do not care about the outcome but I’ll do my part in helping out fellow drag racers . Yes I do own a shop here in fl ( wwwjspecautomotive.com ) and I am avid drag racer. jnaut600 one eBay 100% feed back. The only reason I am explaining myself as I want no excuses.

I appreciate you letting us know a little bit more about yourself. If FAW agrees, it looks like we’ve got our unbiased 3rd party.

So lets set a date then. I need til approx the end of July or so to get the car track-worthy. FAW, do you need any more time than that to get your car to where you’ll have no excues?

This tread was made into a flop by the flop king himself, JibberJACKass. Who in their right mind would wait over 2 months to E-race a Mallard for $75. My turbo cost me over $1,700 and I spent almost $100 cash for I think 1st day air delivery. Do you really think I’m gonna wait that long to take your $75, that will then have to be sent back to me. You need to stop smoking crack. Like I said to you before, your car is a lemon. PLease stop telling people you daily drive that Markku welded up flop. You are a joke, a clown and a fool for thinking I’m gonna wait for you to get off your period BITCH!

Im kinda with FAW on this. Looks like he set up jibber good. FAW clearly has no issues going to the track and has accepted the challenge. Now jibber is making a big issue of the third party.

Jibber in some respects if you continue to make issues over and over. It will start to look like your almost evertthing you accused FAW of being. I have faith in you and what you say but at this point FAW kinda APPEARS to have you over a barrel. HE has set a date and appears to be ready to go. Drop the money issue as its just turning into making you look like your stalling regardless of it thats true or not if you have issues iwth your transmission get a realistic time date.

Im not looking to take sides but if your both talking crap about eachothers cars and challanging that guy to racea gainsed your car you better have a car that runs. If either of you have a broken car then you might not want to talk about racing another guys car only to say… ok well you just wait till I get my car fixed… isn’t that the insult of FAW to jibber…that indeed your car isn’t a great piece of work.

When In fact FAW has set up and commited to a date. Jibber keeps going on and on about 75$ fuck drop the 75$ thing thats just gay. I see yiour point on the yuor not wanting to drop everything to just race but thats kinda the repercutions of calling someone out… If your that heated about this dam debate just do what FAW seems to be ready to do and thats just goto the track…

IF you guys want to do the 3rd party have the AR site hold the money. I think at this point the money and the 3rd party thing is just a lame issue. still FAW has stepped up and now seems to be the front runner in not being a empty shit talker as some have lailbed him.

FAW at this point just goto the track with the car and fucking baby it down the track. That will crush this debate for good and put you WAY ontop if you ask me.

At this pojt I think almost everyone here would say that the winner of this net war will be the guy who makes the LEAST excuses

Welp, looks like this thread has just come to a conclusion. I predicted this and I really did try to warn you guys early not to get your hopes up for any follow through. I’m sorry that ChrisK and whomever else that just want to see “a” race, instead actually forcing someone to man up and be held completely accountable, aren’t going to get what they hope, but it looks like FAW is not willing to be accountable to a 3rd party, is unwilling (scared?) to run my car in anything but a damaged state, is unwilling to lock up $75 to force his timeframe of next week, and with the last post it looks like he just officially backed down to the actual challenge.

Though the observers in this thread are just observers, I still find it interesting that people act like my challenge wasn’t VERY clear, explicit and direct from the very first post regarding the intent of the race (to run the cars in as healthy of a state as you care to get them, so that there’s no room for excuses), the general timeline (a mutually agreed upon date when the cars will be in that state, with an upper bound being the end of this racing season), the current condition of my car, and the imperative need for accountability and penalties (hence why the $75 is required to a 3rd party, as that irrefutably implies agreement, takes the accountability out of his own hands, and sets penalties for not following through or trying to troll the race [he’ll troll and make excuses all day long when there’s no accountability, but if it’ll cost him $75 to do so, it’s not in his best interest]). If the observers are disappointed that nothing is going to go down because FAW won’t nut up to the challenge, that’s fine, but like I said, they shouldn’t be surprised. Everything is as it was when the challenge was first issued.

Since this just turned further into solely a platform for FAW to spew his filth (and nothing substantial is going to come of this other than his usual talk, just like nothing has ever come from him in the past), I’m going to stop participating in the thread and unsubscribe. My original offer is on the table as it was and always has been, until the end of the day on the 30th. We’ve officially got a 3rd party mediator, Jnaut, who is willing to be the objective accountability levier, and, FAW, you know my email addy as well as my screename on every forum to PM me if you have a change of heart and decide to man up to the challenge before the 30th. Otherwise, have fun running your excuse-laden ‘rollout’ pass next week.

It looks like you’re backing out here. F.A.W. asked if your car was running you said yes and your the one that did the call out getting him to run the car. He is willing to run the car and you seemed to have a long list of things that you need to have take place before you will get your car up and to the track.

If you look at it from a 3rd party perspective it looks like he has proved you to the one with the lack of ability and long list of reasons why the race isn’t going to happen.

Seems his points he has made have a strong point. He has been to the track and he seems to be able to run his car. After you made this big call out he seems ready to get to the track.

If you ask me. Get over the long list of requirements for you to race and just race like your asking then this wouldn’t be the issue. You’re saying all these issues with F.A.W but he is ready to get his car to the track… or so it seems.

If you ask me. F.A.W. isn’t backing out of anything he is ready to get to the track and your mounting the long list of reasons why you can’t

sigh…

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I’m trying to figure out why it’s always a who’s dick is bigger than my dick contest still with the b5s4 crowd. Instead everyone should help advance the platform further. Instead, it seems to be frozen in time with everyone still sizing up the next guy or talking trash. I stopped being involved in these type of things, and decided to instead focus on my build and achieving my goals with this car. I don’t know the history here, nor do I give a crap. I feel like I just read through a bunch of 3rd graders arguing and calling names with no conclusive outcome as usual. Everyone has a challenge for the next guy, instead these people who have something to prove should just get their car to the track and let the outcome speak for itself. I personally refuse to get involved with, or waste any more time on dick measuring contests. I’ve already wasted more than enough time with this stuff. I also refuse to be in any sort of competition with any fellow s4 owners. I only wish you guys the best with achieving whatever it is that you set out to accomplish with your Audi.
As for mt build, it’s coming together as planned so far. I’m hoping to get the car sorted out and tuned by the first week of July. Then I’ll be away for my wedding and honeymoon all of July. I’ll be back in early August and hopefully get the car to some test n tunes, and run some events afterwards.
Like I said, I wish all you guys the best of luck in reaching your goals whatever they may be. I’m always glad to help out when I can. Just my thought on all this back and forth shit.

Talking slick and then trying to act like the better man like always.
Why do you always have to bring up your build in other peoples threads as if your updates are wanted by everyone?

Are you talking to me?

I thought it was funny that jibberjive was being so aggressive with the NUT UP OR SHUT UP! being repeated 10 times earlier in this thread…then when push came to shove and FAW said ‘let’s do this by June 3rd’ suddenly jibberjive needed 2 months and a set of rules a mile long before he would hit the strip.

FAW 1
Jibberjive 0

X2. FAW has a heavy vocab and not the softest way of putting things but seems he def had jibbs number on this.

OMG i just read the whole thing.

my head hurts from reading it all.

If you need a unbias 3rd party, i’d be more than happy to hold both people’s money…

Great Sexican…are you available July 2014? That’s when Jibberjive will have everything ready and all his conditions met :slight_smile:

lol

This thread has taken so many different directions (shit talking, to calling out, to challenges, to making excuses, to more shit talking, to trying to defend ones self, to more calling out, to more backing out, to…fuck me) ::slight_smile:

It’s B5 gold!

This has happened atleast a few times before. Maybe not exact events but the general situation has played out for sure. I am waiting for Mu to come in and answer Justin that he was indeed talking to him because if memory serves me right we have also played that one out and it as well resulted in nothing happening because people don’t show up.

FLOP

snow trooper, i have heard from the LSX nation your shit is pretty legit!

The boys here have told me about your car! I know of it, but not exactly what exactly. PM me I want to hear about a former washintonian!

but seriously, if this is about who is going to run first, this is really sad!