Just how long IS a B5 S4???

B5 S4/ RS4
#30

It is more impressive that the loss was posted thats no like 99.9% of b5 guys. Yes he lost…but evos are fast cars…ij most cases if not all much faster then b5s…its a loss…oh well…

The gap was well over 3 cars bjt in b5 terms we didn’t get a missed a shift or my clutch slipped or I had a boost leak…

Part of the b5 desese is not fully accepting the truth about your ca4 and the events that take place with it…

Big45 good to see you over here. We need more level headed b5 guys. BT… jup have been tue saving grace…

#31

Jesse said this of the race to me… his words (or close to them):

“My car was running perfect that night, just wasn’t fast enough.”

Said it with a smile and no BS. I wouldn’t read too much into his answer to how many car lengths it was.

#32

I think for mamy thats the issue here. If he was as honest in the open as behind closed doors this would have never gotten this fsr. To say you lost by 1 car on the forum when you lost by 4 or 5 that dosent match the same attitude as telling you what you were told… not bashing just saying…

Seriously evos are fast csrs. The b5 s4 isnt really a fast car. A few of them after putting 100k in kods time and parts then race gas alcohol inkection and 4x the amount of boost the car came with are qjick…bbut in most cases its inly if you start a race at 60mph…the issue for most is everyone seems to get this but the b5 owners…most of thrm anyway.

#33

I hear ya.
I’ve always liked evos, I’ve enjoyed tuning the one from the video, I just pick on him every day by calling it a DSM :wink:

I’m not going to tell you how many lengths were between the Evo and my S4… I’ll wait till we have it on video next time and you can count ;D

#34

Who said 1 car?

#35

Also said what I told lee on the first page. See you have to put these things together called letters. These letters form words which then convey thoughts. You can then comprehend these thoughts. Tricky I know

#36

Tbis from the guy who can’t count to 5

#37

CELison/Outlaw: you are at -10 karma after 10 posts. Keep it up and you will have posted yourself right out of this forum in a few days.

#38

No one really cares…the b5 is past its best days…a few standouts like you but as cars like the 2010 s4 the 2010 ttrs and 2008 rs4 all can acheve the same results cheaper more reliability and safer the b5 is more of a joke then the bentch mark anymore. Now the b5 is 5a buntch18year olds acting like 4 year olds in a 13 year old car that almost never runs for any of them

#39

You guys clearly are taking this way to seriously…

Disclaimer: no ones pride was hurt in the making of this video

#40

let me guess…race from 50-60 MPH? Shocker.

Race him from a dig to street lamp 440 yards away. Bet you a coke you lose.

#41

nobody is taking anything all that seriously. I posted it becuase it was fucking funny, and to drag CELison out of his shell. Worked well.

I said like three times it was funny.

The guy on audizine said it was 1.5 cars. Then CELison replied with ‘2 ish’…as in almost 2.

lulz on other forums.

Anyway, jesse, mind if the site owner changes your username to CELison? That would be a little better I think.

#42

That imposter will never agree to that because that chameleon is also a poser who thinks that having an assortment of names is cute. Am I right Jesse?

#43

Sure. Idc, but there’s no point since I’m evidently going to get my account fuckered b/c of this karma shit

#44

You’ll be fine. You are a guy who actually drives his car. That gets well received on this site.

#45

That will not happen. You just made a bad entrance. Members on here are VERY quick to get to the facts - the attempt to conceal your forum identity was discovered within minutes of that unfortunate first post.

Keep to the facts here, and you’ll be fine. It’s a great forum with a ton of awesome members.

#46

If I was REALLY trying to conceal my identy I wouldn’t have chosen a name that I’ve said on AZ 100 times.

#47

I’ve never seen that name, personally. Your b5 buddies on AZ might know it but nobody here referenced it.

#48

You mean another member on AZ who you’ve called outlaw garrett on occasion (FAR less than 100 times)? That seems to be GGG20T. Btw, he also just registered on this site. He’s another B5 guy who has attempted to conceal his forum identity - he chose the handle “GolfCartDestroyer” on here.

Keep digging that hole.

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/539759-GGG20T-B5-S4-Project?p=8820575&viewfull=1#post8820575

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/539759-GGG20T-B5-S4-Project?p=8969621&viewfull=1#post8969621

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/551460-f21-meth-speedo?p=8934104&viewfull=1#post8934104

#49

So you wanted me on AR so much that you made this thread knowing I would comment on it. I’m basically the hot girl that sat infront if you in 7th grade that you threw your gum wrapper at bc you were too scared to talk to her. Aww saki I’m flattered.