nobody is taking anything all that seriously. I posted it becuase it was fucking funny, and to drag CELison out of his shell. Worked well.
I said like three times it was funny.
The guy on audizine said it was 1.5 cars. Then CELison replied with ‘2 ish’…as in almost 2.
lulz on other forums.
Anyway, jesse, mind if the site owner changes your username to CELison? That would be a little better I think.
That imposter will never agree to that because that chameleon is also a poser who thinks that having an assortment of names is cute. Am I right Jesse?
Sure. Idc, but there’s no point since I’m evidently going to get my account fuckered b/c of this karma shit
You’ll be fine. You are a guy who actually drives his car. That gets well received on this site.
That will not happen. You just made a bad entrance. Members on here are VERY quick to get to the facts - the attempt to conceal your forum identity was discovered within minutes of that unfortunate first post.
Keep to the facts here, and you’ll be fine. It’s a great forum with a ton of awesome members.
If I was REALLY trying to conceal my identy I wouldn’t have chosen a name that I’ve said on AZ 100 times.
I’ve never seen that name, personally. Your b5 buddies on AZ might know it but nobody here referenced it.
You mean another member on AZ who you’ve called outlaw garrett on occasion (FAR less than 100 times)? That seems to be GGG20T. Btw, he also just registered on this site. He’s another B5 guy who has attempted to conceal his forum identity - he chose the handle “GolfCartDestroyer” on here.
Keep digging that hole.
http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/551460-f21-meth-speedo?p=8934104&viewfull=1#post8934104
So you wanted me on AR so much that you made this thread knowing I would comment on it. I’m basically the hot girl that sat infront if you in 7th grade that you threw your gum wrapper at bc you were too scared to talk to her. Aww saki I’m flattered.
No I just wanted it known you were being a bitch. You signed up here just to attempt to call me out. For something. Still can’t figure it out.
Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh!
Well at least this forum is consistent 
Do any of these threads remind anyone of Jerry Springer???
what’s jerry springer about making fun of someone?
The only springer esque element is when the b5 guys go starting conspiracy theories. Then it’s pure comedy gold.
I was merely referring to all the drama…
Lol this is drama? I knew you’re from pennsylvania but I didn’t know you were a mennanite !
Hahaha I wouldn’t go that far. But this was another entertaining thread.
Not quite… it was from about 50 to 130 ish.
He started in 2nd, I started in 3rd.
And I wouldn’t be so sure on that coke bet, he’s afraid to launch it for fear of breaking something
not quite? didn’t I say 'let me guess…race from 50-60 mph? i.e. starting at high speeds, where the B5 can shine and the driver doesn’t need to shift gears. in other words exactly what you did.
He’s scared it will break as his excuse for not launching it? The evo guy sounds like he is ready for an honorary B5 S4 audizine membership.
LMAO whoops for some reason I read what you put before half asleep and thought you were saying we raced from 50 to 60 haha. My bad. I should go back to bed I think.
50 to 60 would be hilarious.
GO!
STOP!