Kool Kidz.........

B8 S4
#1

So I was told by a fellow S4 owner that this is where the kool kidz hang out. Is it okay with you guys if I join in? :wink:

In all seriousness though, I have been on AZ since I bought my S4 back in October and have made every attempt to be a worthwhile and valuable participant in the meaningful exchange of data and info in those forums since that time… however, recently it just seems like every time I get on there it just gets WORSE AND WORSE with the asinine thread posts! I mean REALLY!!! 5 F-ing threads on the comparison of a tuned vs. non-tuned S4 Avant?! Is EVERYONE a retard over there!?!

Anyway, I’m glad to have found what I hope to be a site of the members whom I have always respected from over there in a more meaningful environment. My goal with my car has always been to build a clean, tasteful, respectably quick and fun car to drive and exchange data and ideas with like minded intelligent people who have the same passions for car modification as I do.

So I guess this will be serve as my intro thread, my name is J.R., I’m a financial advisor, a 2013 S4 owner and I hope to be able to help contribute to this community in a valuable way.

#2

JR, welcome to the forum!

#3

Thanks prime! I appreciate the welcome! Looking forward to spending time in a forum full of ACTUAL knowledge based discussions :slight_smile:

#4

Lol that was my line when I joined…

Welcome…hey did you ever get the steering in your car sorted out? I don’t think we have too many 2013s here except well_armed.

J

#5

Welcome, JR. Nice to see the membership here continuing to grow.

#6

That’s funny, just seemed like the appropriate opening :slight_smile:

As for steering, yes! I was able to work through a VAG COM fix with another AZ forum member.

Basically the steering rack replacement fixed the “MMI wheel notchiness” issues I was having, and unchecking the “Driver Steering Recommendation” box (related to the stability assist portion of the car) in the electric steering assist module eliminated “the slip” issue across 12 o’clock. Steering is now flawless in all modes, speeds, road types, and conditions!

I’m back to loving this car again!

#7

Welcome, yes AZ is full of retards and downies. Unfortunately, recently some have migrated over here…the ones with the 495whp S4s that are faster than turbo porches…

However, with that said, the most knowledgeable and experience enthusiast are all here!

#8

Welcome!

#9

^^^official cool kid

#10

Welcome aboard!

I’ll have your graphs/etc logs shortly. Been busy (I got your PM).

#11

Thanks tsivas! Much appreciated! No rush of course, I know you have a life of your own to live. I’ve just always found the info you and Auditude have put together to be the most legitimate, real world based, and unbiased. Wish I lived closer as I would love to come out and run some tests with you guys! Unfortunately, living in Dayton, OH doesn’t give me many opportunities or stuff like that. East coast/west coast bias :slight_smile:

#12

The dr is in… this place is deffinitly much bigger on real deal. So many super strong knowledge rich guys. The good thing is…the more trollish guyz will get blasted here and from there they pack there bags aand get.

Welcome to the site

#13

JR is a legit contributor, welcome aboard.

#14

Welcome. I mostly just observe what the more knowledgeable guys have to say around here, but am almost always lurking.

-Skid

#15

welcome welcome, Audizine is full of retards, this site is much better cause its only half full of retards(which isnt that bad considering most people are idiots in real life.

#16

Worth quoting…

#17

LOL! Good shit paper! And TRUE!

#18

Weren’t you the one who got pulled over by like 100 cops including helicopters and shit for driving like a jacktard 8)

#19

I’ve been pulled over before for driving like a jacktard, but I was not driving driving like a douche At all when the 4 or so cops surrounded me.

#20

You claimed 30 cops, guns drawn, two helicopters.