When asked for the timeslip online he said he won’t post a timeslip till he beats APR.
Strange because JHM is the fastest RS4 .
The ‘thing’ that APR ran was a shadow of an RS4 (had no seats, no exhaust, and some tiny track wheels with slicks).
In any event, it’s a convenient way to coverup your tracks after being called out for boastful claims.
Frankly even if he did run 11.1 @ 136, does anyone care? Is it relevant? A kit that nobody would be dumb enough to buy, from a seller who is a confirmed scam artist. No part of that equation could ever have me believe him or care.
Did he expect him to be a complete dick in person? The guy probably barely speaks English too, so it’s not like they had an in depth conversation. They probably just looked at each other’s cars. The problem is people shouldn’t just forget the past, his past is way too shady.
str8blast thinks that because mario didn’t punch him in the face, he’s an honest guy who never does bad things
str8blast is a bit naive
Simply put, Mario fucking lied about timeslips to sell the PES kit for his buddy Tony@PES.
If someone wants to remind str8blast of that, go ahead and quote this post I made 3 years ago about one of Mario’s previous scam screen names. You may want to mention to str8blast there were a bunch of mario supporters back then who looked like dummies because they were naive lol
Alright, no problem there…unless you’ve been paying attention
HE LIVES IN RHODE ISLAND?
According to his info on Audizine, he lives in Rhode Island. That’s far from PBIR. So…how far? According to google maps, that’s 23 hrs or 1300 miles!
That’s a FUCKTON of driving to do for a ‘business trip’. Who on earth drives from Rhode Island to Palm Beach? Especially someone who just bought a $40,000 car and a $15,000 modlist for it in the past 4 months. So…let’s give him the beiiificientficientficientit of the doubt here…he mentioned something about New Jersey. Is that much closer? NOPE! That’s still 1000 miles, or about 16 hrs driving straight through.
So that is a big fishy strike one. But, maybe he’s like John Madden, and refuses to fly.
Now that we know that he is actually notorious thief from vortex, Mario Moliere, it turns out he lives in Florida and us trying to hide his identity. Awesome…thieves are buying RS4 s now.
THE TIMELINE
The weirdest thing to me may be the timeline (if driving for 20 hrs isn’t weird enough, each way). He claims he was at PBIR last week on October 3rd. OK. So you set a BLAZINGLY fast quarter mile time, then posted this later that VERY SAME DAY?
Check the timestamp. AZ defaults to California time. Pacific…Florida -3hrs. So he posted that at 11:06 pm Eastern Standard Time. Why is that weird? Don’t forget…he had literally hours before that run 11.2, 11.4, 11.3 at PBIR. So comfortably a couple of hours later he’s ditching the M112 and going whipple, even though our man was peeling off a 11.26 @ 126.4! That’s confusing. If my car was doig that, I’d be damn happy, to say the least. I wouldn’t be posting about rippoing it apart and giving up on it.
Further confusing us all is that a few days AFTER the supposed world record RS4 run, he posted this…
[quote=mmRS4audi Oct 06, 2012]hou cares about quarter mile numbers !!!lots of high power car cant put the power to the ground and u get low result on quarter of miles i had a 800 awhp plus vw 2004 r32 most i did was 11.4 quarter of mile because just spining tires!!!but on the highway thats where you feel the power !!the rs4 is not made for quarter mile track
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That’s an odd comment to make for someone who just drove two and a half thousand miles round trip 3 days earlier to run the fastest ever Audi RS4 quarter mile time.
a) The header
Tracks sometimes change the header on the printed timeslips. PBIR does it a lot. On his timeslip, it says ‘2011 National Sport Compact Racing Association Round 1’. Hmm…the biggest dragstrip in the country is still rocking a header from 18 months ago (I believe it was back in Mar2011). That makes no sense.
Let’s check that out. Did anyone else hit PBIR on Wednesday? Yup. This guy did. Note his timeslip header.
Something else about that timeslip from Oct 3rd…it was exactly the same dimensions, in pixels, as the one mmrs4audi posted as his own. Pretty interesting I think. Could just be a co-incidence, but a weird one huh? No other timeslip on all of google images had those dimensions. Just saying.
So let’s again give Mario Moliere the beificientit of the doubt. Maybe PBIR left the 2011 Sport Compact header on from March 2011, until AFTER the private event Mario was supposedly at on Wednesday. That would explain why he had that header…and that would explain why the LSX guy above didn’t. All we need is another timeslip from 2012. How about this one? Oops. Guess that solves that part of the riddle.
b) The ET+RT WIN marker at the bottom of the slip (circled in green)
All tracks show ET (elapsed time) but they also show your reaction time, for bracket racing when you’re heads up with your opponent. Then they add the two up, and show at the bottom of the timeslip Right 1st or Left1st, and show how much time they won by. If we add up the times for MarioMiller/mmRS4Audi vs the cars in the other lanes he was supposedly against, it doesn’t add up. In all three timeslips, the ET+RT winner is off by EXACTLY 1 second. That seems odd. Sounds like someone photoshopped 1 second exactly off the ET. So a shameworthy 12.45 (for someone claiming 600 hp or nearly 500 whp) quickly becomes an 11.45.
c) The times just don’t add up. Simply put, the car is WAY TOO SLOW in the first 1/8th and WAY TOO FAST in the second 1/8th for this to be considered anywhere near believable. Again, suspecting a photoshop job, this makes sense. Let’s examine it. Says he was 8.0 to 8.2 seconds to the 1/8 mile marker. Now…sure he may suck at launching. That would explain the 60 foot. But that wouldn’t explain the 1/8 mile ET. At the 1/8 mile mark, you are almost out of 3rd gear in these cars, and shifting into fourth. He is only about as fast as my stock RS4 record time was at the 1/8 mile. But was he coming on like a train to explain how he is 15 car lengths ahead and 20 MPH faster in trap speed? Fuck no. His 60 foot/330 foot and 660 foot(1/8) times were virtually identical to mine, and his MPH was a hair better at the 1/8. So what happened after the 1/8? Did he turn on nitrous yo? No, he doesn’t have nitrous. He has a modest sized supercharger that would be starting to struggle…not be getting ready to put the greatest 1/8 MPH vs. 1/4 MPH of any B5/6/7 S4/RS4 of all time.
Picking up nearly 40 MPH is INSANE in the quartermile.
For perspective, my 12.75 run I picked up 23 MPH.
On george’s 12.28 run he picked up 23 MPH
On APR’s 11.83 run they picked up 23 MPH (seeing a trend)
On TTS’s 11.4 run they picked up 25 MPH
On mmrs4audi’s run, he picked up 40 MPH!
This is not doable on an M112. I don’t care if it is fueled by gold and unicorn horn and Kate Upton’s panties. Not happening.
You can say ‘I was spinning’ if you want. Great. That would happen on the launch. On one of the runs he was 1.9 (not good, but not detrimental to the next 600 feet of the run for fuck’s sake). On one of the runs he was 1.8 (good enough to ensure the rest of the first half was setup to be awesome…not to basically run like an all motor stock RS4 lol).
SO…we have lots of questions. I can’t wait to hear his answers. I also can’t wait to hear the answers from the guys at PBIR and ROADTESTTV, the youtube channel who are at, and take video of, every dragstrip event at PBIR. Car 6418…who are you?
p.s. a few guys on AZ have noticed that this doesn’t add up. A few others are cheering and patting this guy on the back for lying and making fools of the forum. Let’s take a stroll through the list of ‘I WAS TOO DUMB TO SEE THE FACTS’
CLINT FROM RAI a.ka. AudiA42.0t a.k.a. The Engine Swap Wizard (in his own head) was too dumb to realise he was being had
And my favourite ‘toodumb’ guy…our friend ACE who lashed out and swore and name called, and dropped incorrect information and then disappeared. I hope the autosubscribe is on still on audirevolution…because that means he will see this post. If so…WAY TO GO BROTHER! You made a class AAA ass of yourself.
Looks like we can add Jaredd, Mick’s best buddy, to the ‘too dumb to know better’ crew. It will be funny to watch who volunteers to join that team over the next few hours. Once they read what we’ve all seen and posted, the club will struggle to get new members (until the next retard comes along for them to stroke and caress and soothe with their ‘you haters are mean!’ bullshit)
Yea there were some gems in there…the bit about cutting a hole in his airbox, the “custom” wheels (that pretty much 90% of b8 az has), the amount of “money it takes” to tune these cars.
Good for him getting his car on that show, but he seemed pretty clueless overall.
Lol… They took the post down and made a new one removing e85 beta in the write up… Didn’t think APR would like that… Fucking eurocode… Wonder why they haven’t updated us on the stage iii?
Yea there were some gems in there…the bit about cutting a hole in his airbox, the “custom” wheels (that pretty much 90% of b8 az has), the amount of “money it takes” to tune these cars.
Good for him getting his car on that show, but he seemed pretty clueless overall.
After years of being on AR, I frankly could not stand to follow a forum that is so egregiously manipulated like that. It’s a fucking cesspool over there on AZ.
Lol… They took the post down and made a new one removing e85 beta in the write up… Didn’t think APR would like that… Fucking eurocode… Wonder why they haven’t updated us on the stage iii?
