I seem to remember he liked the accuair b8.5
After years of being on AR, I frankly could not stand to follow a forum that is so egregiously manipulated like that. It’s a fucking cesspool over there on AZ.
Lol… They took the post down and made a new one removing e85 beta in the write up… Didn’t think APR would like that… Fucking eurocode… Wonder why they haven’t updated us on the stage iii?
Thread delete?
Edit: Nevermind, Prime beat me to it
I don’t get that, they talk about e85 for 5 minutes it seems
That’s an odd comment to make for someone who just drove two and a half thousand miles round trip 3 days earlier to run the fastest ever Audi RS4 quarter mile time.
- THE TIMESLIP
The timeslip is really fucked up.
http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/2012-10-09214725.png
a) The header
Tracks sometimes change the header on the printed timeslips. PBIR does it a lot. On his timeslip, it says ‘2011 National Sport Compact Racing Association Round 1’. Hmm…the biggest dragstrip in the country is still rocking a header from 18 months ago (I believe it was back in Mar2011). That makes no sense.
Let’s check that out. Did anyone else hit PBIR on Wednesday? Yup. This guy did. Note his timeslip header.
Something else about that timeslip from Oct 3rd…it was exactly the same dimensions, in pixels, as the one mmrs4audi posted as his own. Pretty interesting I think. Could just be a co-incidence, but a weird one huh? No other timeslip on all of google images had those dimensions. Just saying.
So let’s again give Mario Moliere the beificientit of the doubt. Maybe PBIR left the 2011 Sport Compact header on from March 2011, until AFTER the private event Mario was supposedly at on Wednesday. That would explain why he had that header…and that would explain why the LSX guy above didn’t. All we need is another timeslip from 2012. How about this one? Oops. Guess that solves that part of the riddle.
http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/1355612.png
b) The ET+RT WIN marker at the bottom of the slip (circled in green)
All tracks show ET (elapsed time) but they also show your reaction time, for bracket racing when you’re heads up with your opponent. Then they add the two up, and show at the bottom of the timeslip Right 1st or Left1st, and show how much time they won by. If we add up the times for MarioMiller/mmRS4Audi vs the cars in the other lanes he was supposedly against, it doesn’t add up. In all three timeslips, the ET+RT winner is off by EXACTLY 1 second. That seems odd. Sounds like someone photoshopped 1 second exactly off the ET. So a shameworthy 12.45 (for someone claiming 600 hp or nearly 500 whp) quickly becomes an 11.45.
c) The times just don’t add up. Simply put, the car is WAY TOO SLOW in the first 1/8th and WAY TOO FAST in the second 1/8th for this to be considered anywhere near believable. Again, suspecting a photoshop job, this makes sense. Let’s examine it. Says he was 8.0 to 8.2 seconds to the 1/8 mile marker. Now…sure he may suck at launching. That would explain the 60 foot. But that wouldn’t explain the 1/8 mile ET. At the 1/8 mile mark, you are almost out of 3rd gear in these cars, and shifting into fourth. He is only about as fast as my stock RS4 record time was at the 1/8 mile. But was he coming on like a train to explain how he is 15 car lengths ahead and 20 MPH faster in trap speed? Fuck no. His 60 foot/330 foot and 660 foot(1/8) times were virtually identical to mine, and his MPH was a hair better at the 1/8. So what happened after the 1/8? Did he turn on nitrous yo? No, he doesn’t have nitrous. He has a modest sized supercharger that would be starting to struggle…not be getting ready to put the greatest 1/8 MPH vs. 1/4 MPH of any B5/6/7 S4/RS4 of all time.
Picking up nearly 40 MPH is INSANE in the quartermile.
For perspective, my 12.75 run I picked up 23 MPH.
On george’s 12.28 run he picked up 23 MPH
On APR’s 11.83 run they picked up 23 MPH (seeing a trend)
On TTS’s 11.4 run they picked up 25 MPH
On mmrs4audi’s run, he picked up 40 MPH!
This is not doable on an M112. I don’t care if it is fueled by gold and unicorn horn and Kate Upton’s panties. Not happening.
You can say ‘I was spinning’ if you want. Great. That would happen on the launch. On one of the runs he was 1.9 (not good, but not detrimental to the next 600 feet of the run for fuck’s sake). On one of the runs he was 1.8 (good enough to ensure the rest of the first half was setup to be awesome…not to basically run like an all motor stock RS4 lol).
SO…we have lots of questions. I can’t wait to hear his answers. I also can’t wait to hear the answers from the guys at PBIR and ROADTESTTV, the youtube channel who are at, and take video of, every dragstrip event at PBIR. Car 6418…who are you?
p.s. a few guys on AZ have noticed that this doesn’t add up. A few others are cheering and patting this guy on the back for lying and making fools of the forum. Let’s take a stroll through the list of ‘I WAS TOO DUMB TO SEE THE FACTS’
CLINT FROM RAI a.ka. AudiA42.0t a.k.a. The Engine Swap Wizard (in his own head) was too dumb to realise he was being had
http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/clintistoodumbagain.jpg
He was too dumb twice in the thread actually
http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/clintistoodumb.jpg
And my favourite ‘toodumb’ guy…our friend ACE who lashed out and swore and name called, and dropped incorrect information and then disappeared. I hope the autosubscribe is on still on audirevolution…because that means he will see this post. If so…WAY TO GO BROTHER! You made a class AAA ass of yourself.
http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/aceistoodumb.jpg
Looks like we can add Jaredd, Mick’s best buddy, to the ‘too dumb to know better’ crew. It will be funny to watch who volunteers to join that team over the next few hours. Once they read what we’ve all seen and posted, the club will struggle to get new members (until the next retard comes along for them to stroke and caress and soothe with their ‘you haters are mean!’ bullshit)
http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/whatsonjaredsface.jpg
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Sak - probably one of your best posts. Great stuff.
Someone post this in that thread - I’d do it, but it would be an immediate ban for me lol
Sorry Brandon…
APR should have dumped EC not 034…
Liked how that Farah dude says, “Eurocode, where are they? Never heard of them”. Lol
Wouldn’t doubt if that gets edited…
After years of being on AR, I frankly could not stand to follow a forum that is so egregiously manipulated like that. It’s a fucking cesspool over there on AZ.
That’s an odd comment to make for someone who just drove two and a half thousand miles round trip 3 days earlier to run the fastest ever Audi RS4 quarter mile time.
- THE TIMESLIP
The timeslip is really fucked up.
http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/2012-10-09214725.png
a) The header
Tracks sometimes change the header on the printed timeslips. PBIR does it a lot. On his timeslip, it says ‘2011 National Sport Compact Racing Association Round 1’. Hmm…the biggest dragstrip in the country is still rocking a header from 18 months ago (I believe it was back in Mar2011). That makes no sense.
Let’s check that out. Did anyone else hit PBIR on Wednesday? Yup. This guy did. Note his timeslip header.
Something else about that timeslip from Oct 3rd…it was exactly the same dimensions, in pixels, as the one mmrs4audi posted as his own. Pretty interesting I think. Could just be a co-incidence, but a weird one huh? No other timeslip on all of google images had those dimensions. Just saying.
So let’s again give Mario Moliere the beificientit of the doubt. Maybe PBIR left the 2011 Sport Compact header on from March 2011, until AFTER the private event Mario was supposedly at on Wednesday. That would explain why he had that header…and that would explain why the LSX guy above didn’t. All we need is another timeslip from 2012. How about this one? Oops. Guess that solves that part of the riddle.
http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/1355612.png
b) The ET+RT WIN marker at the bottom of the slip (circled in green)
All tracks show ET (elapsed time) but they also show your reaction time, for bracket racing when you’re heads up with your opponent. Then they add the two up, and show at the bottom of the timeslip Right 1st or Left1st, and show how much time they won by. If we add up the times for MarioMiller/mmRS4Audi vs the cars in the other lanes he was supposedly against, it doesn’t add up. In all three timeslips, the ET+RT winner is off by EXACTLY 1 second. That seems odd. Sounds like someone photoshopped 1 second exactly off the ET. So a shameworthy 12.45 (for someone claiming 600 hp or nearly 500 whp) quickly becomes an 11.45.
c) The times just don’t add up. Simply put, the car is WAY TOO SLOW in the first 1/8th and WAY TOO FAST in the second 1/8th for this to be considered anywhere near believable. Again, suspecting a photoshop job, this makes sense. Let’s examine it. Says he was 8.0 to 8.2 seconds to the 1/8 mile marker. Now…sure he may suck at launching. That would explain the 60 foot. But that wouldn’t explain the 1/8 mile ET. At the 1/8 mile mark, you are almost out of 3rd gear in these cars, and shifting into fourth. He is only about as fast as my stock RS4 record time was at the 1/8 mile. But was he coming on like a train to explain how he is 15 car lengths ahead and 20 MPH faster in trap speed? Fuck no. His 60 foot/330 foot and 660 foot(1/8) times were virtually identical to mine, and his MPH was a hair better at the 1/8. So what happened after the 1/8? Did he turn on nitrous yo? No, he doesn’t have nitrous. He has a modest sized supercharger that would be starting to struggle…not be getting ready to put the greatest 1/8 MPH vs. 1/4 MPH of any B5/6/7 S4/RS4 of all time.
Picking up nearly 40 MPH is INSANE in the quartermile.
For perspective, my 12.75 run I picked up 23 MPH.
On george’s 12.28 run he picked up 23 MPH
On APR’s 11.83 run they picked up 23 MPH (seeing a trend)
On TTS’s 11.4 run they picked up 25 MPH
On mmrs4audi’s run, he picked up 40 MPH!
This is not doable on an M112. I don’t care if it is fueled by gold and unicorn horn and Kate Upton’s panties. Not happening.
You can say ‘I was spinning’ if you want. Great. That would happen on the launch. On one of the runs he was 1.9 (not good, but not detrimental to the next 600 feet of the run for fuck’s sake). On one of the runs he was 1.8 (good enough to ensure the rest of the first half was setup to be awesome…not to basically run like an all motor stock RS4 lol).
SO…we have lots of questions. I can’t wait to hear his answers. I also can’t wait to hear the answers from the guys at PBIR and ROADTESTTV, the youtube channel who are at, and take video of, every dragstrip event at PBIR. Car 6418…who are you?
p.s. a few guys on AZ have noticed that this doesn’t add up. A few others are cheering and patting this guy on the back for lying and making fools of the forum. Let’s take a stroll through the list of ‘I WAS TOO DUMB TO SEE THE FACTS’
CLINT FROM RAI a.ka. AudiA42.0t a.k.a. The Engine Swap Wizard (in his own head) was too dumb to realise he was being had
http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/clintistoodumbagain.jpg
He was too dumb twice in the thread actually
http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/clintistoodumb.jpg
And my favourite ‘toodumb’ guy…our friend ACE who lashed out and swore and name called, and dropped incorrect information and then disappeared. I hope the autosubscribe is on still on audirevolution…because that means he will see this post. If so…WAY TO GO BROTHER! You made a class AAA ass of yourself.
http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/aceistoodumb.jpg
Looks like we can add Jaredd, Mick’s best buddy, to the ‘too dumb to know better’ crew. It will be funny to watch who volunteers to join that team over the next few hours. Once they read what we’ve all seen and posted, the club will struggle to get new members (until the next retard comes along for them to stroke and caress and soothe with their ‘you haters are mean!’ bullshit)
http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/sakimano/whatsonjaredsface.jpg
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Sak - probably one of your best posts. Great stuff.
Someone post this in that thread - I’d do it, but it would be an immediate ban for me lol
I’m starting to link the pics. My account is in good standing they can’t ban me for that. Just reposting pics he posted anyways.
Anybody recognizes this good old gem ;):
http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/666063-Supercharged-B6-S4-w-OEM-RS4-widebody-conversion
Looks like body work was far from quality :-\
What is that like owner 3 or 4 after ngng?
That car has gotten spread around more than crabs or herpes.
LOL
Honestly, I haven’t kept up, but at least second after him.
I’d bet no higher than 440whp. I wonder how many miles he has on those 10,000 mile coilovers? They probably need a rebuild.
Yeah I don’t know if that “463whp” will translate to the strip time accordingly. I’d love to see what it puts down, but I doubt it’d be faster than JHM Stage 1 B6/7 S4.
Still considering everything, he priced it fair unlike all the previous times I’ve seen this car listed. I’m sure it’ll sell rather quick.
LOL looks like it might be sold already if it goes through.
I’m starting to link the pics. My account is in good standing they can’t ban me for that. Just reposting pics he posted anyways.
Anybody recognizes this good old gem ;):
http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/666063-Supercharged-B6-S4-w-OEM-RS4-widebody-conversion
Looks like body work was far from quality :-\
What is that like owner 3 or 4 after ngng?
That car has gotten spread around more than crabs or herpes.