The AZ S5/RS5 guys section is always good for a laugh. I don’t know where the cat attack pic thing came from but it is pretty fucking funny when it happens. Seems they have caught on to the douchebag element within the B8 S4 forum lol.
Ya there are a few tool chest douches leading that cult like following. I got into with them a while back and now i just choose to ignore them. I dont get the cat thing either
Cut to December 9th and 500 whp Tial 605 results all over the place (and 410 whp for some poor sucker who takes his RS6R car to an EPL controlled dyno day lol)
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EPL Dyno Day Event
Saturday, December 8th
9AM-5PM
European Performance Labs
726 Woodend Rd.
Stratford, CT 06615
203.345.6499
EPL is hosting a Charity Dyno Day Event. Here’s your chance to get a baseline or updated dyno numbers on your car while comparing notes with other setups. Even if you’re not strapping your car down on the dyno, it’s still a great social event to attend… Stop in and hang out with us for the day, check out our facility, relax and enjoy the company of other enthusiasts who share your passion! Refreshments will be provided, so bring your appetite along with you.
Details: $100 for 3 pulls with color print outs of all 3 plots with AFR will be provided, with 100% of the proceeds going to CT Food Bank. Dyno slots for 10 cars have been allotted for this Event, with an unlimited wait list that may be dyno’ed if time allows for it. Space is limited and will fill up quickly though, so please email or call in to inquire further. Full payment will be necessary to reserve your dyno spot.
Please feel free to spread the word and invite your friends… All are welcome!
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I do love all the TD1 threads followed by my equal love for the “check out my new stock car” and “I just ordered my car” and “i just plastidipped my trim” oooh and the ever classic “what chip should I get threads”. Even better is the new thread for every little mod including the “home depot lips”
Shoot me.
what’s a home depot lip? Is that the garage door sweep being used? Guys used to do that on the B7. Seemed odd. The ‘I ordered one!’ threads are hilarious.
This RS5 owner took his mean pills…
[quote=yas]I drove an S4 before the RS 5. They’re both great cars, but very different.
I agree, the S4 forum is filled with… character. But it’s the most accessible Audi S car in the US, so what do you expect.
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LOL! “Home depot lip”
home depot lip gots nothin on this:
Don’t laugh, I’ve seen those EZ-LIPS in person and they actually look quite good.
ECS is becoming classic for their advertising plugs that in turn shove their own foot in their mouth.
http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/509335-Difference-in-Timing-kits
lol awesome front chains!
Its the ECS chain upgrade so it can handle more boost !
Jason at ECS really has a talent for posting bad information. He started off by telling a RS4 member that they needed a vagcom to disable their DRC suspension.
more BenSti douchebaggery, trying to take a shot at JHM
Funniest part is they actually think this is true (that a tuner must have its own dyno). Not sure why Ben implies I would raise that objection about any tuner. Unless you are in a coma, or are a fucking retard, if you post on forums and know my username, you should also know by now that I don’t care much for the dyno (or for any tuner who lives and dies by it). That’s for the quattrofail elitists who already have or are about to, get hoodwinked on a ‘custom dyno tune’ from EPL.
p.s. nice to see ‘littleredwagen’ a.k.a. ‘The Manatee’ posting up some trash. I swear between him and Ben and Mick they weigh around 1000 lbs. I wonder if the three of them would exceed the XL load rating the tires on an RS4 require?
http://i49.tinypic.com/10r464x.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T_HwDgqV-y4/TUy1JzOTbYI/AAAAAAAAAgA/50ObHjHmPm4/s1600/manatee%5B1%5D.jpg
Fucking clowns…people like that can just have fun in their slow fucking cars (by slow I mean because most of them can’t even drive them)…with sweet dyno sheets. I can’t believe the idiots on AZ that want to see JHM HP/TQ #s and dynographs. When every fucking NA car in the 12s is JHM tuned, it’s almost exactly the opposite of the B5 forum where everyone loves getting on a dyno, but make every excuse to dodge the 1/4mile.
Its true…it is the exact opposite lol
Never thought of that.
ROFL at the sea manatee! ^
[QUOTE=sciblades;8111796]if you really want a blower on your car call up RAI, they make alot of na cars have boost. call up and ask to speak with ray, tell him what you want to do RAI was the first person to put a blower on the v8 and does alot of sick work
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http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/437025-Turbo-Supercharge-for-C6-S6-5-2-V10
hmmm… (see bolded section)
http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/437025-Turbo-Supercharge-for-C6-S6-5-2-V10
hmmm… (see bolded section)
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…alot of sick work…yo
Vomit
If that guy would actually talk to Ray at RAI then he would know that Ray regrets using the M90 garbage supercharger that is on that car. He told me that he should have used either a centrifugal supercharger or twin turbos.
http://forums.quattroworld.com/rs4b7/threads/6233.phtml#90633
OP wants some advice before going to his first track day. Reasonable question, there’s a similar one regarding the dragstrip on here.
Someone suggests a breaker bar. gibsonl considers himself a driving god (he wanted four figure sum bets to race him) yet does not know what a breaker bar is.
http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/541/breakerbar.png
Even if you didn’t, you would just use a search engine right?!? Here’s is what a 0.5s search got me:
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/5966/googlezr.png
Further down:
http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/1433/brokestockclutch.png
lulz.