lulz on other forums (current, not classics)

get a tune for my 2.0T, I’ll get it into the 12s

Yeah well your a cheater because you have a Golf R!

Here are a couple of articles that talk about Dynos.

http://www.caranddriver.com/features/is-your-dyno-lying-feature

http://www.motoiq.com/MagazineArticles/ID/2098/Dont-Trust-Strangers-How-Dynos-Lie-and-When-to-Believe-One.aspx

someone buy this guy a beer! (And then telll him to sign up here lol)

Quadfreak

[quote]I have seen it said a few times in this thread, and I will bring it up again…THE RS4 IS A SMALL MARKET. Why would I (figuratively speaking) as a business owner spend a bunch of time and money throwing up dyno sheets for 4 or 5 people that want it. If there were droves of people asking for dyno sheets then I could see it, but JHM has been more than proven and has provided solid information. Besides, even if they did put up dyno sheets, all you little girls would just complain that you didn’t make the hp that JHM published on their website, or find somthing else to complain about.

I don’t know why you guys all think you are entitled to something just because you drive an RS4…If you don’t like that JHM doesn’t provide dyno numbers THEN DON’T BUY THEIR PRODUCTS! I think it has been made very clear by this thread that JHM is not concerned what-so-ever about losing your business.
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[quote]Ok, but you’re bitching about something that JHM is not going to provide.

So your options are:
1.Do it yourself
2.Go buy a different product
3. Shut the fuck up about it

Seems pretty cut and dry to me. Go drive your car, have fun, and quit bench racing.

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Man that guy came.out.of.now.where…Great post…

^^ Done

oops, in regards to Saki

Lol awesome

[QUOTE=benji28;9662106]No cus I’m not gona take the time to search it, but I’ll take my friends word considering he’s a cop.
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in reference to a claim that nitrous is illegal to have hooked up in a car. hate to break it ya buddy, just b/c someone is a cop does not mean they know the law. hell, the US Justice Department and the American Bar Association have tried and failed to count all of the different laws in force in the US.

even still, looks like most guys need to go stg2+ before they hit 12’s. kurt tune, testpipe and lw wheels I bet would be enough.

Had to share the dyno on the zoo

Well I bet that would be enough too!

^ already got the wheels

https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/800x532q90/16/dsc0534rn.jpg

need the tune and testpipe

Nice! How much do they weigh?

With those monster tires, I think it was 42# each, sans tire I think they are ~16#. They’re Dan’s old wheels, bought them from him as they wouldn’t fit his RS4.

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lmao! Took me a bit to get that

EDIT: bah NY07RS4 already pointed it out. I guess I should read the whole thread first lol

Oh nice haha!

[quote]Ok, but you’re bitching about something that JHM is not going to provide.

So your options are:
1.Do it yourself
2.Go buy a different product
3. Shut the fuck up about it

Seems pretty cut and dry to me. Go drive your car, have fun, and quit bench racing.

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Where’s my beer?? ;D haha

^ Hahah!

Great post over on the zoo!

Welcome to AR, Quadfreak. You’ll fit in well here.

Welcome quadfreak you will fit in well…Great posts on the zoo…

It’s obvious who the bullshit fake enthusasts are over there…they just wine and wine.

Flyingtomattos is basically a troll because he got an almost free APR supercharger kit so he is always going on and on…the other guy who though saying he knew people is a b5 guy that is clueless as are most b5 guys…most of those threads over on the zoo are just troll threads…where guys whine no matter what proof you show them…

Would love to see that! Giac squeaked out a 12.9x with a stage 2 gti (with slicks and race gas lol)