lulz on other forums (current, not classics)

In the good old days, this would have exploded into a flamefest unlike any other. Today? fizzle.

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/470508-To-JHM-or-not-to-JHM-that-is-the-question

Lol yeah I made my 1 post there and moved on with life. I don’t even get why that guy cares about how we go about treating people that don’t listen and want to be different. It’s like he’s trying to moderate a street fight.

Justin and funkey’s posts were epic

well the truth is, someone who gets an APR tune is just an APR customer, and that’s fine. If they want to say fuck you and APR is better than JHM, they’ll get beat down. Otherwise, people might just be confused as to why they spent money on what the forum (as a group of 100s of users) have told everyone via threads and surveys, is a weaker product. At the end of the day, those guys (who buy what they want and go about their business) are left alone.

The guys who get gangraped are the people who are paid by these companies to promote the tunes on the forums (there was one recently) without disclosing the fact. Or guys who talk shit, then go to a dyno day and dyno weaker (there was one of those recently too lol). Those guys will always be destroyed in the forums because their integrity is questionable. They also will avoid lining up with the JHM tuned cars at all costs…because this is the most irrefutable proof of what works and what doesn’t…and it is usually embarassing.

^I have no problem with the people you describe in the first part and that’s exactly the case.

The people who piss me off are: “I’m gonna go with X tune b/c there has to be something better than JHM and it’s just stupid for everyone to get the same thing. I’ll be innovative and not follow the herd like the rest of you idiots.”

And Joe, that other thread did have some great posts by Justin & Jfunk. I debated posting, but everything had been said but the time I saw it, and the facts there weren’t shifting the viewpoints of any individuals one way or the other, regardless of which side they stood on.

fixed

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/468889-Introducing-SuperSprint-s-RS4-Exhaust-System

Brought to you by the same company who tried to sell you headers for your RS4. lol

^Unreal. . . claiming a catless FULL EXHAUST picking up 20whp is impressive on an in-house dyno with an immediate allergic reaction to the 1/4 idea and that a world class leader is something to be respected automatically. . . yea. . . okay.

Yeah that’s been a fun thread so far. Awesome posts by both of you.

lots of lulz in the CampioniShop’s latest attempts to pump the SuperSprint exhaust over on audizine

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/468889-Introducing-SuperSprint-s-RS4-Exhaust-System

Is that guy for real? It’s going to be funny when he realises we know all about ‘Campioni Shop’ and their prowess bringing the best RS4 products to the community lol.

OK. So…since CampioniShop is speaking on matters of performance exhaust, let’s see who they really are.

Are they a crack team of chemical engineers examining the flow dynamics of our engines? Nope.

Are they a tuning shop with a great history of producing great parts and supporting our platform? Nope.

Are they even a they? Is there even more than one person here? Nope.

CampioniShop is an online only drop shipper, operating out of that strange looking little 3 bedroom house in Quebec City. That’s fine, and all the power to them for creating this online mystique…a wizard of oz like illusion until we pulled back the curtain. But let’s not be fooled by the performance hype being pumped by this online salesman. Show us some facts, not your ‘beliefs’.

Here’s their global headquarters and a shot of the ‘shop cars’. Turns out they’re more into the Hyundai and base model Subaru Impreza scene.

The Hyundai is available for lease takeover if anyone’s interested by the way.

http://audirevolution.net/addons/albums/images/403046369.jpg

http://audirevolution.net/addons/albums/images/252314194.jpg

^^PLEASE post that on AZ. lmao

Saki, I’ll cross post that if it’s okay

Beem, Saki, someone smart. . . please tell me how it’s possibly for the dyno to cross at 7k, thought that was more or less impossible unless it’s manipulated. Is that b/c they’re using NM and it’s different?

[QUOTE=mbgt72;7278484]Also, just looking back at the original post.

Kinda funny to think that OEM headers into Supersprints exhaust yielded such a dramatic tq and hp gain. When the Long Tube SuperSprint headers yeiled virtually zero increase in tq. I find it hard to believe a catback could add that much tq, but the same companies headers (which they went through 3 or 4 revisions of) yielded nothing. . . .

headers and header dyno plot

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/94/ssrs4vsrs4coll.jpg

dp & catback dyno plot - all supersprint products

http://www.supersprint.com/public/images/35080.jpg

And why is the hp/tq curve converging at 7k?!?!?!?
[/quote]

beem and someone smart were busy, so I’ll help

they don’t often use ftlb of torque in europe like we do. Usually newton metres (which I like to refer to as nanometres on forums like a moron lol)

Here’s something for you:

HP = ftlbs torque x RPM / 5252

That’s why it always crosses at 5252 RPM. HP is a calculated value, not a measured value. So when you multiply and divide by the same thing, you get 1.0. i.e. HP = Torque at 5252 for us (but not for Europeans).

Assume a straight 300 ft lb of torque from 1000-8000 RPM. Here’s the calculation

3000 RPM
HP = 300 x 3000 / 5252
HP = 171

5252 RPM
HP = 300 x 5252 / 5252
HP = 300

8000 RPM
HP = 300 x 8000 / 5252
HP = 457

unfortunately SoCalNoS4Avant closed the thread. His advertiser was getting a beat down…campioni’s mis-information was being exposed as a failure. Solution? Protect the guys who make the forum (the users) from Campioni who is trying to rip people off with exhaust myths and b.s.? Nope. Lock the thread to prevent further embarassment for Campioni (and to protect Anthony’s money).

What a sycophant.

He loves to read this forum here. I wouldn’t be surprised if he saw that a couple of guys wanted to cross post my expose on campioni over on AZ. Man, what a sad thing that forum is. Forum reality is that

a) people love the drama and the funny arguments…they MAKE forums…so locking/deleting them is a terrible idea
b) people trust what they read on the forums…so allowing misinformation is a terrible idea

All around it’s just a strange strange thing what goes on at Audizine. SoCalNoS4Avant should join up here and post up his reasoning behind closing that thread.

Looks like this one got locked. Just incase anyone missed it, I just wanted to point out this analogy–it had me dying

http://i42.tinypic.com/24pzyjc.png

yeah its a units thing

the hp v torque thing is a funny one, I dont have time to write out how I see it but really neither matter all that much on their own as measured at the engine… the overlay of torque, engine speed and gearing is what matters

Quoted that post from ben since it’s so epic and I don’t want to lose it:

Let’s break this down with a little translation. This is just what immediately came to my head when he posted this. It’s just too ironic that he used a weight analogy

“Ben, you’re too fat so we won’t make you run down the hallway to see how fat your are. Instead, stand on this scale so we can weigh your fatass.”

That Campioni thing was bullshit. To call the 1/4 mile the shittest thing out there was lame. Does that mean APR, AWE/GIAC, Revo, JHM, the entire domestic scene are all wrong? Whatever, closing that thread just goes to show what AZ is all about. Advertisers.

Speaking of AZ Axel starting a thread in the Canada section about this video where some Bollywood wannabe backs into some other dudes car and then tries to make him pay $500 for damage. Here’s the video: http://youtu.be/LptT_hGmQkY

Anyway some of the guys on redflagdeals.com (a Canadian bargain hunter site) got his home address, phone number, facebook etc… The thread(s) on RFD got shut down but good old 4chan to the rescue: http://boards.4chan.org/o/res/5845151

Reddit got stuck in too: http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/plsql/the_reason_why_you_need_a_dash_camera_scam_foiled/

Just thought it was pretty funny, some internet mob justice at its finest.

hahahaha that’s hilarious

That reverse crash video was crazy. What a d-bag. Glad the Asian guy had a dash cam, justice for sure.