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#4706

This is gold fellas. It’s the most rare Audi model for sale, only 1 of 1 was ever made. Behold AUDI AS4:
http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/617696--audi-as4-**

[quote]************ AUDI AS4 **************

Nice, black on black, high performance, all wheel drive AS4. If you’re looking for an Audi this is the one to own. 133k original on car, newer engine professionally done and installed, custom tuner, big turbo, alcohol injection unit, 5spd stick with high performance clutch, dual stainless steel exhaust, approx. 350hp tuned right now, way too much to list, have all paperwork and receipts, professionally serviced also with Royal Purple Oil. Has Viper security, GPS and radar system installed, custom JVC stereo system w/amp, speakers and subwoofer box, Sirius Satellite radio, Bluetooth phone, Recaro seats, BRAND NEW BFGoodrich Gforce performance tires, entire separate set of 4 Tires and rims with Bridgestone Blizzak snow tires on factory aluminum wheels, etc, etc, way too much $$$ invested and hate to sell but need the cash. Must see and drive to appreciate, winter is coming and so is ski season :slight_smile:

List Date: 9/27/2014
Location: Lake George, NY, United States
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#4707

Never seen an ASS-4 before. Must not have done well in market-research testing…

#4708

This is gold fellas. It’s the most rare Audi model for sale, only 1 of 1 was ever made. Behold AUDI AS4:
http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/617696--audi-as4-**

[quote]************ AUDI AS4 **************

Nice, black on black, high performance, all wheel drive AS4. If you’re looking for an Audi this is the one to own. 133k original on car, newer engine professionally done and installed, custom tuner, big turbo, alcohol injection unit, 5spd stick with high performance clutch, dual stainless steel exhaust, approx. 350hp tuned right now, way too much to list, have all paperwork and receipts, professionally serviced also with Royal Purple Oil. Has Viper security, GPS and radar system installed, custom JVC stereo system w/amp, speakers and subwoofer box, Sirius Satellite radio, Bluetooth phone, Recaro seats, BRAND NEW BFGoodrich Gforce performance tires, entire separate set of 4 Tires and rims with Bridgestone Blizzak snow tires on factory aluminum wheels, etc, etc, way too much $$$ invested and hate to sell but need the cash. Must see and drive to appreciate, winter is coming and so is ski season :slight_smile:

List Date: 9/27/2014
Location: Lake George, NY, United States
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#4709

Never seen an ASS-4 before. Must not have done well in market-research testing…

#4710

Its gotta be real…It has a Harley sticker on the back window… ::slight_smile:

#4711

Its gotta be real…It has a Harley sticker on the back window… ::slight_smile:

#4712

Shots have been fired!

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/617952-FrankenTurbo-F23L-airflows-and-compressor-map?p=10136672&posted=1#post10136672

#4713

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http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=617923

#4714

Flyingfuckface finally ruined the car. I used to love the way it looked. I always hated that such a beautiful car was owned by such a douche. But now this just puts the icing on the cake. Ill never get the stupid stanced, scene crowd. Getting the car low and sit right ok but this? h2oi was a fucking joke because 80% of the cars there was garbage like this. I just don’t fucking get it.

http://instagram.com/p/td3-0qI3xC/?modal=true

#4715

Ya my buddies sent me a few photo’s from H2O, he has blocked me on instagram for calling him a douchebag, and pointing out he is constantly wrong. some of the shots it looks really good, but I personally would never bag an RS, but that’s just me.

Plus Bag’s are over played, anyone want to do a group buy for hydro’s?

#4716

It looks ridiculous, if you guys were from the area you’d realize that he is trying to please the 18-21yr olds with slammed VWs that most of us owned a decade ago. Why he needs to impress high school kids is beyond me, because if they truly knew their cars they would be blown away by a stock RS4.

WTF is the monitor for? This dude takes that stuff way to seriously. Maybe I should enter a show next year, I’m simple, H&R springs, spacers, custom powder stock wheels (a shade darker than OEM titanium) and black badges. I’ll throw a flat bottom wheel on and start my trophy collection after christmas…haha

#4717

I am about to get flamed big time, but I am getting a bag suspension put on my RS4 in a few months. Not for aesthetics (well maybe a little) but mostly because of the snow we get back in Colorado. Lowering on springs or coil overs just didn’t seem to fit the bill since we can get some pretty sloppy snow not to mention the angles of some of the driveways and curbs are fucking ridiculous. I tore a side off my CSL number on my M3 because of that and did a number on my X when I had it. I just need piece of mind, and the newer air suspension are on par if not better than the DRC. Plus I can lower the car some when I want, not dump.

#4718

That’s got to be a joke.

#4719

Marcus, most of us don’t have a problem with functional air suspension. I understand the “adjustability on the fly” aspect and how nice/convenient that is.

I don’t undestand the fucking huge wheels with stretched tires and the dumping of the vehicle. If you want to lay frame…go buy a damn mini truck with daytons or something. Screw the negative camber retardness.

If you do go this route, please get decent wheels that fit the car and don’t dump it. Have a flush setting and a raised setting for road obstacles/ harsh weather. Just don’t go full retard on us and ruin the performance of your car.

#4720

Sorry, no joke. Clean hidden install, so no visual signs of it being bagged. I am getting 19x10 and 275/30. I like really wide meat…Sounds weird…Not into the dumping scene at all although I have seem some pictures of pretty nice stanced cars, so I can’t totally bash the scene.

#4721

My “joke” comment was directed towards the instagram picture. I suppose everything is reversible, so it is just a hideous joke? Like cutting your hair in a mohawk and dying it orange… just to be different?

I have nothing against bags per say, but I don’t pretend to understand the bag culture (or “dumping”).

#4722

Shots have been fired!

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php/617952-FrankenTurbo-F23L-airflows-and-compressor-map?p=10136672&posted=1#post10136672

#4723

My buddy has an R with bags (competition or something) and E level. His car handles great and its fast as hell. I have no problems with bags. Like Euro said, its how he set the car up. Hell my buddies R makes me consider bags because if I have one person and some extra luggage I rub a little bit. His car automatically levels out when more weight is added to the car so it is always at the height he wants. He has no stretch and 18 inch Enkies.

The color of Flyingfucktards wheels are hideous. The other wheels were a beautiful gunmetal/Titanium color that went with his setup. The look of his car shows he literally is trying to hard to stand out and gain scene points. How fucking stupid. BUT when you have alienated yourself from all the forums because you act like a douchebag, the only thing left you can do is fully embrace it and hang out with other douchebags I guess

#4724

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http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=617923

#4725

That’s the setup I am getting. It uses sensors and keeps a constant height based off of the sensors. I am not too savvy, since I came from the world of coil overs and springs. Seems legit to me. I definitely am against the whole 215’s on a 9" wide or whatever that type of stuff is. Seems to be real dangerous when you have to use a torch to mount your tire. Anyway, to each their own I guess. I hope mine ends up pretty slick. By the way, did anyone read about the AS4 For Sale*** Good read.